Fierce_LiNk Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I assume me saying "I'm the Pokémon Master" won't work in this context, then? :p Tell them you're a Vet or something. :p Or that you run some kind of animal magazine. Chicks will dig that! Why not just go crazy for one night and make up an elaborate story that is far-fetched? HA! Farfetch'd. This shit writes itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I assume me saying "I'm the Pokémon Master" won't work in this context, then? :p "You run Bulbapedia?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 "You run Bulbapedia?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Why not just go crazy for one night and make up an elaborate story that is far-fetched? HA! Farfetch'd. This shit writes itself. This cracked me up like you wouldn't believe. Which is probably a clue for me to go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 This weekend I've been approaching girls in the clubs with the line "Hi, I'm Charlie" and offering my hand. Instant chat. Worked really well Was that because you didn't have a friend who could say: "Haaaaaaaaave ya met Charlie?" Just so you know, in my head it was said with this tone: I used to purposely do that when playing. Although my tag team was Daisy and Baby Weegee. This cracked me up like you wouldn't believe. Which is probably a clue for me to go to bed. Did you end up Weezing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Was that because you didn't have a friend who could say: "Haaaaaaaaave ya met Charlie?" We've done that before with mixed results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serebii Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 "You run Bulbapedia?!" You live very dangerously, sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) I can seriously imagine you getting super offended and blowing your chance to get laid if you told a (Pokémon-loving) girl that you ran the biggest Pokémon website in the world and she thought you meant Bulbapedia. :p Edited May 21, 2013 by Magnus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Met this really cool guy and we were getting along fantastically. Pity he has a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Like you'd let that stop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serebii Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I can seriously imagine you getting super offended and blowing your chance to get laid if you told a (Pokémon-loving) girl that you ran the biggest Pokémon website in the world and she thought you meant Bulbapedia. :p Damn straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Damn straight. At first I thought this was in response to Diageo's post. Would have been so much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I can seriously imagine you getting super offended and blowing your load I can't be the only one that read that, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Not even Serebii believes he's going to be blowing any loads any time soon. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I can't be the only one that read that, right? I read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Not even Serebii believes he's going to be blowing any loads any time soon. :p Hey, they may announce more Pokémon soon. You never know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 So I went into the shop where Shopgirl is and couldn't find her. I was walking around the aisles when I did find her. I was about to try and talk to her when I said the most stupid thing ever! "Excuse me, do you know where the DVDs are?" She then went on to point on her left and right there were the DVDs. I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE, I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU! URGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 So I went into the shop where Shopgirl is and couldn't find her. I was walking around the aisles when I did find her. I was about to try and talk to her when I said the most stupid thing ever! "Excuse me, do you know where the DVDs are?" She then went on to point on her left and right there were the DVDs. I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE, I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU! URGH! 'Do you know where the DVDs are?' is a fairly closed question in that situation; you could have followed up asking for a recommendation for something - got a conversation going. Of course, this isn't helpful now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 So I went into the shop where Shopgirl is and couldn't find her. I was walking around the aisles when I did find her. I was about to try and talk to her when I said the most stupid thing ever! "Excuse me, do you know where the DVDs are?" She then went on to point on her left and right there were the DVDs. I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE, I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU! URGH! "What would you recommend?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 "What would you recommend?" Stop stealing my moves Charlie! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Fuck that, I'd go one step further. "Wanna help me record a DVD?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ville Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Stop stealing my moves Charlie! :p "FALCON...recommend me a movie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happenstance Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Have you tried walking into the store holding a boombox over your head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Life isn't a John Hughes movie unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Damn straight. Eh, a few of my work colleagues had a shit fit when they realised I know you from here. I'm not sure why, but given one of them was a ladeee, you might as well try it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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