Posted May 7, 2011 (edited) Yes, that's right folks. Constructed 22 thousand years ago by an ancient and highly advanced civilisation that, overwhelmed by the computational power of it's new machine, fell into a mass depression and drank itself to death out of shame of it's inferior intellect, it's Supergrunch's Birthday! So lets all offer him a hearty congratulations, a fresh dusting off of his motherboard and the requisite virgin sacrifice to cheer on his vast pulsating brain to unlock all the secrets of the universe: How was everything created? What came before? Is there a higher power? What would a person rather have then a bowl of Coco Pops? Why do people keep agreeing to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show? And where the bloody hell is the clitoris anyway? *ahem* Happy Birthday Grunchie! Edited May 8, 2011 by gaggle64 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 7, 2011 Um... Happy birthday, Supergrunch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2011 (edited) 22 thousand years you say. Audio Audio Edited May 8, 2011 by Diageo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2011 That was entertaining. Well done, gaggle. Happy birthday, Most Knowledgeable Member God Knows How Many Years Running! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2011 Many thanks all! Sadly I just have to dissertate on as usual tomorrow, but I'll hopefully have some good food/drink too. How was everything created? What came before? Is there a higher power? What would a person rather have then a bowl of Coco Pops? Who do people keep agreeing to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show? And where the bloody hell is the clitoris anyway? The answer to all is labia (just about, anyway). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2011 I love how you're 22, when it would make so much more sense if you were like...26. Have one on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2011 Super birthday! I am not camp though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2011 Happy birthday Grunch! Sorry to hear you gotta spend it dissertating Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2011 Tis' the finest and most witty of the birthday threads. Well done Gaggle. And a special day is wished to you Grunch. May you find some joy at least in dissing those tations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2011 Happy birthday grunch! May you remember me when you're rich and powerful :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2011 Haha well played gaggle.... well played. Happy birthday grunchy, top guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2011 When I saw the title to this thread couldn't help but think of this; HAppy Birthday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2011 My dearest wishes of a Happy Birthday to the most knowledgeable and respected member of N-Europe Forums Ltd. An inferior intellectual would most likely pick apart the previous phrase in search for grammatical errors, in a futile effort to flaunt his own knowledge and intellect upon others, but you won't. Your vision is not clouded by petty issues, for you are a better person. Which is why you have earned our respect and admiration I salute thee, and here's to another year of greatness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2011 Happy Birthday Grunch, hope you have a good day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
