Iun Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 So I'm single again. Fuck. Totally blindsided me. I'll have you.
ReZourceman Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 So I'm single again. Fuck. Totally blindsided me. Eeeep, how long you been with this person?
The fish Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 Eeeep, how long you been with this person? Just under a year and a half. I was so confident, so happy. But I got totally blindsided. I'll have you. Cheers m'dear, but buy me dinner first.
Iun Posted October 23, 2012 Posted October 23, 2012 Just under a year and a half. I was so confident, so happy. But I got totally blindsided. Cheers m'dear, but buy me dinner first. ....mmm.... No. Me thinks with liberally applied date rape drugs, I can have you out of the restaurant before you've even finished a breadstick. Net cost to me: two taxi rides.
Ashley Posted October 23, 2012 Posted October 23, 2012 Don't worry, there's plenty of other fish in the sea! Sorry.
gaggle64 Posted October 23, 2012 Posted October 23, 2012 I know there's a frozen fish stick joke around here somewhere but it's not coming to me.
Iun Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 Don't worry, there's plenty of other fish in the sea! Sorry. Yeah, but you gotta have the right bait, and it's no good wiggling your maggot out there when everyone else is rocking a python.
bob Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 Actually i'm not sure the python analogy works in relation to bait....i'm pretty sure you'd catch more fish with a maggot than if you lashed a snake to the end of your rod.
MoogleViper Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 Actually i'm not sure the python analogy works in relation to bait....i'm pretty sure you'd catch more fish with a maggot than if you lashed a snake to the end of your rod. Clearly you don't have a badass snake. My cobra can catch any fish.
bob Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 Clearly you don't have a badass snake. My cobra can catch any fish. You mean it uses poison to inject the fish and slowly paralyse it until the cobra can have his way with it?
MoogleViper Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 You mean it uses poison to inject the fish and slowly paralyse it until the cobra can have his way with it? That's the gist of it, yeah.
Fierce_LiNk Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 Raaaaage. Why are people such idiots? Our recycling hasn't been collected for at least 3 weeks because people are putting all kinds of crap that can't be recycled either inside the bin or around it. What is even more irritating is that they are continuing to pile the stuff around the bin, despite it not having been collected for weeks. You'd have thought that they would have some sort of idea by now that nobody is coming to get it. I was just walking next to the bin a few minutes ago on my way to my flat, when I spotted this old woman trotting down the path in her housecoat, carrying binbags full of stuff, which she then just leaves in a pile next to the stash of un-collected recycled rubbish...Sometimes, I wish I was rude and abrupt, so that I could deliver the beatdown on this fool.
ReZourceman Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 Why are people such idiots? I don't know Flink. I don't know.
Fierce_LiNk Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 I don't know Flink. I don't know. I hate that woman. It really is terrible, mind. Never again.
Eenuh Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 Jim just "accidentally" elbowed me in my boob. I think he is trying to get even or something. =( (it was still worth posting that on Facebook)
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 To be fair, the movie is quite entertaining in its terribleness.
Cube Posted October 25, 2012 Posted October 25, 2012 To be fair, the movie is quite entertaining in its terribleness. Twilight is definitely not the "entertaining" kind of terrible.
bob Posted October 25, 2012 Posted October 25, 2012 The first one definitely is. The bit when he runs up the mountain is hilarious, we were laughing for about 5 minutes at the ridiculousness of it.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 25, 2012 Posted October 25, 2012 Twilight is definitely not the "entertaining" kind of terrible. Oh, I beg to differ! We had tremendous fun picking apart the terrible screenwriting, acting etc.
Fierce_LiNk Posted October 25, 2012 Posted October 25, 2012 Oh, I beg to differ! We had tremendous fun picking apart the terrible screenwriting, acting etc. Yeees! There are so many things to make fun at/of. For a start (and this is noticeable within the first few minutes of the film), why is there this awful pale/aqua blue hue colourscheme going on in the film? It makes the film look like a dentist's reception from the 90s. Secondly, what is wrong with Kristen Stewart? Why does it look like she is about to throw up in the middle of every line? Was she ill at the time of shooting or is this simply how she is or how she was told to act? Seriously. Annoying to watch.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 25, 2012 Posted October 25, 2012 YES! Honestly, I went into the experience thinking: "It can't possibly be as horrendous as the haters say it is." Yet it was, it actually was.
bob Posted October 25, 2012 Posted October 25, 2012 Secondly, what is wrong with Kristen Stewart? Why does it look like she is about to throw up in the middle of every line? Was she ill at the time of shooting or is this simply how she is or how she was told to act? Seriously. Annoying to watch. Watch Snow White and the Huntsman, or Adventure Land. She is exactly the same in both of those. It's how she is.
Iun Posted October 25, 2012 Posted October 25, 2012 Haha.... You have all watched Twilight... I'm 100% more masculine than every one of you.
bob Posted October 25, 2012 Posted October 25, 2012 If you've not watched it, then how do you know it is not masculine?
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