Ellmeister Posted September 3, 2011 Posted September 3, 2011 They generally won't operate on painless ones though (unless of course there is other outstanding medical reasons to get rid of them) Yeah mine is real painful
chairdriver Posted September 4, 2011 Posted September 4, 2011 Went to buy a suit today, at Slaters (a relatively nice suit shop place / it's not that nice. Quite cheap, my suit was £75), and rocked up with my mother, and purposefully avoided eye contact with an oldguy shop assistant, so as to be served by the young guy also working there. Turns out he's kinda cute. Cute in the sense a kitten is cute (not this American cute business. Well, a wee bit of that, but not I'm-on-the-football-team-and-I'm-6-foot-3-and-I'm-probably-likely-to-rape-someone-when-I'm-drunk-at-some-point-in-my-life cute.). He has nice hair, and is smartly dressed. He smiles a lot, and I smile a lot back because we obviously fancy each other. He measures my waist, kinda squatting/getting down on his knees, and there's a fleeting moment of consciousness in both of us such that if this were a film, someone external would see this moment and misconstrue it as him giving me a blowjob. Then, very soft spoken, whilst he's measuring my neck, says "Yeah, you're the exact same size as me. We could wear each other's clothes." Which is the most weird-as-fuck thing to say, but it was fine, because he kinda said it very nervously, almost as if it were a serious proposition but he didn't really have the confidence to deliver it assertively, which he followed with an extremely cute nervous laugh. So, I deliberate to the fullest extent properly over my choice of suit. I make him go fetch a shirt and shoes I can try on, so as to see the suit in all its contextual glory. He ferrets about quite meekly, doing such things, fetching the second suit I tried on because I had forgotten what it looked like &c. At one point he leads me away to the back of the shop which is deserted, and if it were a porno or sitcom, we'd start making out furiously. Instead, I ask him, looking in the mirror, whether the back of the suit is supposed to go up to. In answer of this, he demonstrates ON MY BUM, where. I was kinda shocked by his audacity. Pretty much felt me up, in his own workplace. But it was all doused in a certain shyness, which normally I'd be like "Bitch, please" to, but in this occasion was really into. So yeah, eventually bought this suit, giving my details such that I could collect it after the hem of the trousers have been taken down. AND I WISH MY MUM HADN'T BEEN THERE, because it was too awkward to say "Here's my mobile number instead, call me later on", which would have been the absolute perfect thing to do in that situation, and it would have been romantic and spontaneous and I'd be a massive person and I'd be loving life, but instead, now I'm just at home, and I'm boyless, and he doesn't know how to contact me. BUT, all is not lost. The ball is in my court. I know where he works. I could have to buy a shirt for all he knows. I could have to buy cufflinks. He could have to point out which underwear would suit me most. So, of course, blatantly going to go back to this shop, and find out when he's next working, then go and say "We're going out for drinks. When suits?" AND WHY COULDN'T THIS HAVE HAPPENED AT THE START OF THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS? I hate. (And my mum said, having left the shop: "That boy was nice. Very smiley". I replied: "Yeah, because he fancied me". Then my sister almost got run over by a car, so the conversation was cut short.)
EEVILMURRAY Posted September 4, 2011 Posted September 4, 2011 and is smartly dressed. And he worked at a suit shop?! This doesn't add up... Anyways, good luck with this one.
Ellmeister Posted September 4, 2011 Posted September 4, 2011 Maybe he's like the Joey's tailor from friends and just likes being touchy feely with everyone! "There was definite...cupping!"
ReZourceman Posted September 4, 2011 Posted September 4, 2011 Fucking brilliant post. It was so good and then the ending was absolutely amazing like "You thought this was just a cutesy and exponitional romantic comedy? No bitch, my sister nearly died, this just became a hard drama" and left it open for a sequel. ------------- God. Today was absolutely brilliant. It came together so well. My best friend came down/across from Taunton, with his girlfriend (who I had not met before) as this had been planned for a long time. First of all he gave me a pile of presents (hats/and shit) which is amazing. I felt a bit bad that I didn't have cool stuff for him....but my job is boring, I don't get cool free stuff. Anyway, we played Heroclix (@Paj\! and @chairdriver, this is Aquafire I am talking about) the first time I had played clix in 4 years. Words cannot describe how much I loved it. It was so great to play this game again. Paj/Chair, it was 300 points, Invincible, Atom Eve and Angstrom Levy (obviously him....I would never ever consider Angstrom on the same team as Invincible, so disgusted me a bit), VS Avengers - First Appearance Gold Iron Man, Antman rookie (stunning!!!!) Gamma Hulk and Veteran Infinity Challenge! (LOL!) Captain America!!! I won, but it was a stunning match. Angstrom Levy loved knocking Hulk back into a wall. We played on Asgard Fountain, cool and simple match. I want him to move here so we can play more often and just generally spend time together. Makes me a little bit sad....we were the bestest of friends in the whole wide world. We were flung together by fate, quite literally....I moved to Chesham, 6 weeks before the end of Year 8 and his best friend had moved away the week before, so there was just one empty seat in English, so I sat next to him and he pulled out a comic book. Both called Mike, and our birthday is exactly one week apart. FATE. Anyway. Then we drove to Milton Keynes, got a MILKYBAR KRUSHEM' from KFC, (WAS WIN!) and then went to the arcade, met up with another friend, Brad, then went around the shops, including the LEGO shop....I would have bought stuff but can't really afford it. Then went to lunch at TGI Fridays which was excellent. Places should stipulate when onions are red onions or not in meals, but thats okay, they weren't too over powering (Philly Cheese Steak) a new addition to the meal. Oh. Got a free sample of some astroturf in MK. I think it was free anyway (which lead to loads of jokes), Then we returned to Aylesbury, got "changed" and went to the "pub" and met up with so many people from college, including that guy I spoke about the other day....had a hilarious time and talked ALL about how funny college was....forgot some stuff but it was...so brilliant. Like when Brad and I turned up late to Key Skills (because we went to Bingo down town) and when asked where we were we said we were "Looking after Michael" and then glanced over and Michael was already in the class....and we were like "Oh". And when I farted and got kicked out of class. And having to do a presentation on San Francisco as a punishment for going to San Fran in term time, and us planning the presentation entirely on the train journey to college that morning. So good. Its a shame how friends are so tight in youth but seem to drift apart gradually in adulthood. So now I feel a bit sad. But its fine. Just a great day.
EddieColeslaw Posted September 4, 2011 Posted September 4, 2011 Completed my first week of training to be a beautician, i love it! I can't believe this is my life now, after running myself down working a shitty job for many years. Wonder why i didn't do it sooner! Duh. We spend a lot of our classes doing beauty treatments on eachother, it's lovely! A lot to remember though, everything has to be done in a very precise manner. But i'm going to work really hard, cos i'd love to do this for a living! It's my closet dream to do make-up artistry... Wishing you luck, sounds like you're having fun! How long is your course?
Retro_Link Posted September 4, 2011 Posted September 4, 2011 It's my closet dream to do make-up artistry...What's stopping ya?
Cube Posted September 4, 2011 Posted September 4, 2011 Good weekend. Went to my sister's for my nephew's birthday (he's 2 in a few days) so it was nice seeing him. It was also quite strange as both sides of the family were there - my sister and sister had never met my brother and sister before (not that there is any reason why they would as they aren't related at all). It's a shame that my other brother and sister weren't also there, but it was still nice seeing them get along. My youngest brother (he's five) still doesn't understand that he's an uncle. Also, my sisters kitten, Zara, is amazing.
EEVILMURRAY Posted September 4, 2011 Posted September 4, 2011 Then we returned to Aylesbury, got "changed" Plase explain how different this is to the usual meaning of getting changed as to warrant implicating quote marks.
Retro_Link Posted September 4, 2011 Posted September 4, 2011 Plase explain how different this is to the usual meaning of getting changed as to warrant implicating quote marks.Please explain how this is different to the usual meaning of the word Please, so as to warrant a different spelling.[/i Joke]
Jimbob Posted September 4, 2011 Posted September 4, 2011 Best thing thats occured this weekend. Worked my last Saturday shift for probably 5 weeks, which means i get Saturdays off for quite a while. And, discovered that we can choose what times we wish to go to the Customer ops department for our next work. I'm hoping for the 19th September, can't stand the phones for much longer. Also, bought a new bed earlier. Which is much needed and i will finally get decent nights sleep after many months.
Paj! Posted September 5, 2011 Posted September 5, 2011 @ReZourceman, Heroclix is everything. Chair and I have recently been trying out our new rules, and have started an epic JLA-based saga of linked battles with consequences. Hal Jordan just died, and Catwoman, Penguin and Brainiac/Lex Luthor duo just robbed his grave for his power ring. FUCK what will be the outcome?! [/child at heart]
ReZourceman Posted September 5, 2011 Posted September 5, 2011 Plase explain how different this is to the usual meaning of getting changed as to warrant implicating quote marks. Well, Mike and his chick went to the hotel to get changed, whereas @Claire, Brad and I went to (our house) and only Claire got changed. @ReZourceman, Heroclix is everything. Chair and I have recently been trying out our new rules, and have started an epic JLA-based saga of linked battles with consequences. Hal Jordan just died, and Catwoman, Penguin and Brainiac/Lex Luthor duo just robbed his grave for his power ring. FUCK what will be the outcome?! [/child at heart] I love too much.
EEVILMURRAY Posted September 5, 2011 Posted September 5, 2011 Please explain how this is different to the usual meaning of the word Please, so as to warrant a different spelling.[/i Joke] It's a regional thing. Ask Ashley, he'll know. :awesome:
Diageo Posted September 5, 2011 Posted September 5, 2011 Off to Brazil today. Goodbye all... Until I get to an internet connection.
S.C.G Posted September 5, 2011 Posted September 5, 2011 Google! Go there and press Play on the logo, do eeeeet!
Pancake Posted September 5, 2011 Posted September 5, 2011 (edited) It's my closet dream to do make-up artistry... Wishing you luck, sounds like you're having fun! How long is your course? Thanks. :p My course is two years long. Wish i'd started when i was younger though, cos to be anything other than a beautician would require additional training, possibly years. Obvs working on a film set doing makeup would be awesomes. That would be my ideal. Edited September 5, 2011 by Pancake
Mr-Paul Posted September 5, 2011 Posted September 5, 2011 Just been offered a week placement at the BBC for 19th-23rd September. It clashes with about a million other things I have to do that week, but I just HAVE to do the BBC thing, my biggest opportunity yet (as well as working at the Olympics next summer!) :bouncy::grin:
Fierce_LiNk Posted September 5, 2011 Posted September 5, 2011 (edited) Well done, Mr Paul! I'm tiiiired. I went to the gym yesterday and did some deadlifting and back stuff. Bluddy killed me. Woke up this morning really early to go to the gym to do some more cardio, but got up later than I had planned, so did fuck all there. Had my first day of the new school year. The class are lovely, including one of the kids who talks shit for aaaages, but he makes me laugh. He sat next to me at dinnertime talking about dynamite for a good 15 mins. The kid is 7! After school, I'm running a football skills club, because I noticed that most of the kids are pretty crap at passing and dribbling, etc. So, we did some skill stuff then had a match for the last half hour/40 mins. Fucking knackering! It was basically 5 a side. One of the kids said to me that he had water coming out of his head. I cried! I'm pretty tired and want to sleep now, but my housemate has just come into my room and given me a home-made cake, with strawberries and ice-cream. Dammit woman, I'mma never lose my belly fat like this. Tastes like heaven. My whole back basically aches today, especially the lower back and my traps. I thought my heart was going to explode yesterday, felt awesome. Edited September 5, 2011 by Fierce_LiNk
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 5, 2011 Posted September 5, 2011 I thought my heart was going to explode yesterday, felt awesome. I couldn't help laughing at this. :p I can just imagine you saying this in a cheesy, Schwarzenegger-like action hero movie.
Fierce_LiNk Posted September 5, 2011 Posted September 5, 2011 (edited) I couldn't help laughing at this. :p I can just imagine you saying this in a cheesy, Schwarzenegger-like action hero movie. No joke, I did say to my housemate earlier that it felt like sex. "I get the same pleasure from eet as I do from cummmming." It was quite funny yesterday. It's rare you see anybody doing deadlifts in the gym I go to. Dunno why. Yesterday there were 3 of us at once doing it. Seemed funny in my head. Did 90kg, but I want to get over the 100 mark. It'll be a good psychological boost to get over that. Edited September 5, 2011 by Fierce_LiNk
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