Nolan Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 A proper drink up indeed. Though for me it's usually done around a table whilst playing DnD (or some other form of game), also hookah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I can teach you the ways of settlers of Catan. And hookahs are fine but I prefer hookers and wine. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I'll teach you the ways of Settlers of Catan, I've played that to where I have a strategy. We don't have Hookers, but my friends mom is pretty hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I'm dismayed as to how many people don't understand the concept of a strawpedo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I'm dismayed as to how many people don't understand the concept of a strawpedo. A what now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 A what now? Using a straw in a bottle so you can down it quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 What is the science behind a strawpedo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 What is the science behind a strawpedo? It allows air behind the liquid so it can it can pour out quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 My mind is blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I still don't follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroicjanitor Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Usually when you hold a bottle upside-down it kind of glugs(not sure of the word, you know when the drink stops pouring) because of the vacuum made at the bottom of the bottle when the drink leaves. With a straw in it the vacuum sucks in air instead of the drink and the drink just falls out very quickly. Never knew it was called a strawpedo though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I havent been hi drunk in mlnths!!!!!! omg i lov pub Gof ow I csnt fel my fingers i feeel shitty ARGH went to the toilet n the pub, assuming id be sick, but wasnted. HMMM OH NOES ARGH I wish i were ded/ i promised id write a friemd script tonight/ill do it tomorrow mprnng whlst hungover OH I WIH I WAS KE£HA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I hardly ever sleep at home after a night out, and even when I do, I just go straight for the bed instead of the computer. So it'll be a rare occurrence for me to appear here again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroicjanitor Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 But where will we get retarded mafia nicknames from then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 WHo the hell is this? [/Nicki Minaj from 2007] ou're awf. uharuripuoiooioiiooiorioirioorrro some bitch amed KIM I met a girl named Kim tonight, She was nice. I'm such a sylon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 [i love.] I was sick not long after posting that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-Paul Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Hellllllllllllllloooooo alcohol thread. Time to make a fooool of myself. Last night drunk loads of beer and margaritassss. Tonight got even more drunk. Went to a b-day party where I knew lots of people but my friends didnt. So they wanted to leave but i didnt but i went with them toooo early because i neeeded someone to get me home and i didnt want them raped. Rum and pineapple juice and coke and lemonade and vodka and appple sourz yummmmmmmmm. OH WELLL. Roast potatoes taste amazing at this time in the morning. I RECOMMEND IT. And CHICKEN KIEV. That's in UKRAINE. I was called a genius. I feel amazing. WOOP WOOOP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Firsy time ve actually touched alcohol in any mildly meaningful way in a fair fair while. Didnt get AS drunk as rexpected (typos are due to phone and lack of arsedness to correct ratjer than drunk) also fear of running out of signal. Yeah. Wemt to a maze pub...the...port...head....house? Near Leicester Square. god. hope i feel okay tomorrow. greatt flapjack though. srsly rly good. BK was fucking glosed though - see facebook. xx sent from my iPhone using ImafuckingAppledouche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-Paul Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 An evening of casual jaegerbombery - nice but not too drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 once i'm on shots i'm usually so bleutered that I'm not physically able to log on to my computer to embarrass myself.. hurrah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Ha, you're all light weights! 7 silver bullets in and I can still spell "light weights"! Up yours, Firefox spell checker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Well, damn, couldn't type anything yesterday, despite getting fairly drunk. (it wasn't a case of "being too drunk to type", just couldn't get to the computer last night) I'm still abiding by hthe "no backspace" rule, and I see I only got one typo. Hooray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 There's only one reason I'm not hungover to fuck right now... Because I'm still steaming! Wayyy! Last night, both of us seriously drunk in Kushion, bottle of buck, loads of tripples cos my mate was working behind the bar and he gave us extra meausres. Think I mah have pulled some girl but Ic an't really remember. Went to the wee 24hr shop at the botto of my steetm, loads of space raiders in the cupboard and a big match can of Irn Bru! Booyah! Uni at 10 is going to be interesting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Bursting for a piss, but for some reason can't make myself get up and go to the bathroom, and writing this makes more sense. Yeah, continuing from the +ve thread, I feel like I've had an elightenment [i'm no fucking buddhist, bear in mind] [Oh there I go again, excluding people by making obscure references]. Its like my life has mapped itself out infront of me /notreally. I feel like D'anna, having seen the Final 5. "You're So Beautiful." I need boxed or something. Need to regain ignorance. In need of bliss. Feel like I've gone too far. Become too brooding. Too much of a cunt. Because, when you realise that everything in your life is a pointless exercise, and normality is arbitrary, you become a cunt. I need to meet someone who grounds me. But then these ones are so hard to meet. Especially when you only have time for people who stunyoufirstimpressions, who surround you with their halo. -- But then, this whole masturbatory post just highlights my whole cunty bag. Why should I hogg space talking about myself? I should just go and masturbate propelry. (Which reminds me, should probably go piss...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Ha, you're all light weights! 7 silver bullets in and I can still spell "light weights"! Up yours, Firefox spell checker! You stuck 7 silver bullets up your arse. Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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