ReZourceman Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 There is nothing more entertaining than reading the ridiculous status updates of teenage girls talking about their relationships on Facebook. Here's some of the puke-worthy garbage I've had to scroll past this morning. losing all my strength fighting for you.. ----- likes It's my relationship... STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT ! Im stunned !! wtf was that phone call about... wow guys realli get jelous if ur nice to another guy Ridilol.
Daft Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 I hate it when people like their own statuses. Constantly.
Happenstance Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 I was looking for one a friend of mine posted a while ago but couldnt find it, it went something like this though: All of my friends, write what you like about me on my wall and I will do the same back on yours
Dog-amoto Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 "...is bored" "Can't sleep" "Had a lovely weekend with my fabulous bf. LV U BABES MWAH!!" Who gives a fuck?? And the one that baffles me the most... "Yay! I go on holiday this time tomorrow for 2 weeks." They may as well add, "I've left the keys under the flowerpot, help yourself to any of my stuff and please don't shit on my living room carpet." Facebook is stupid. I'm on it myself as it's good to help me find new business, but I don't do pointless status updates. You'd never talk to somebody face to face like that, so why share it with 1000+ people??? Oh, and Rez...why do you have a load of teenage girls on your friends list?
martinist Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 Oh, and Rez...why do you have a load of teenage girls on your friends list? because he's the man
S.C.G Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 'All of my friends, write what you like about me on my wall and I will do the same back on yours' That's like saying... 'waste 5 mins of your time and I'll waste half an hour of mine' assuming at least six people actually bother to do this, if you're friends with people then you/they should know all this shit already, why waste time posting it on FB? It just seems nonsensical to me.
Happenstance Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 'All of my friends, write what you like about me on my wall and I will do the same back on yours' That's like saying... 'waste 5 mins of your time and I'll waste half an hour of mine' assuming at least six people actually bother to do this, if you're friends with people then you/they should know all this shit already, why waste time posting it on FB? It just seems nonsensical to me. She just craves attention. One of these people who puts themselves down in status updates just so people will go on and on about how they love her. She also annoys me when im talking to her on msn and she'd tell me to leave a message for her on her wall, obviously just so people think shes popular.
Mr_Odwin Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 (edited) There's a teenage girl that I am facebook friends with and she just writes nonsensical stuff like that girl off Little Britain would say Just went to the densits and it hurt when they do the needle after it hurts i dont like it but i rather it then be in pain i dont wont go school tomoz thnx's Mrs fine for everything if it wasnt for you i woundt off done it i would of been in pain thank you sick of people saying i have done stuff when i havent done it i am sick of it fell like crying or summet cus people saying its me and laughing at me and calling me stuff i just h8 life at the momment cus of people like ............ you know who u are Happy father's day dad i love you lots even though you do my head in but i love you casue you do lots for me i love you Love you rebbie thanx's for make me laugh and sticking up for me thats WHAT MATES DO not talking about you saying they are going to hit you i aint scared now like people say to me stick up for me i am sick of people bulling me now if you dont want to be my m8 just get lost dont come near me :@ going for an x-ray then g2g densits i am scared i dnt know wat they will do to me love you rebbie and someother people .... Had an amazin' day with WIffey, Kayley Allen and Elisha Heavens on a bike ride ♥... In the doggii trackk i didnt go to the southy casue they left me elisha said i was hanging out with naomi Wiffey when can i have that bike you said i could of you said i could have it on tuesday nd u said u would knock on the other day you didnt xxxx I h8 my life anyone know the number i want to ring up i need to number Sick of school and people saying stuff about me and got Excludedeed for swearing at a teacher and saying stuff that is jsut stuipd arrrr my tooth really hurts i am going to scream Etc, etc ... It's annoying but sad at the same time. Her home life is awful, and she basically had no chance in life, given her parents' parenting skills. Edited June 25, 2010 by Mr_Odwin
S.C.G Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 She just craves attention. One of these people who puts themselves down in status updates just so people will go on and on about how they love her. She also annoys me when im talking to her on msn and she'd tell me to leave a message for her on her wall, obviously just so people think shes popular. The thing is though, if people like this just went and did what they wanted without having to get the 'approval' or opinion of their friends for every thing they do then they'd probably get more attention that way without having to go through the same banal process every day/week of getting people to post something on their FB that they've already posted 100+ times before. It's all very well wanting a little bit of attention every now and then when you're actually going out there and doing something but if you constantly crave it and ask for it all the time people will most likely get fed up after a while if you get a reputation for it. I'm not trying to come across as mean to your friend but I just hate it when people do that because they aren't really doing themselves any favours by asking for attention all the time.
Happenstance Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 I'm not trying to come across as mean to your friend but I just hate it when people do that because they aren't really doing themselves any favours by asking for attention all the time. Oh come across as mean as you like, she drives me crazy.
Beast Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 (edited) Partly one of the reasons why I left Facebook was because of pointless updates. I hate the lovey-dovey ones who feel the need to constantly tell their lover over Facebook how much they love them every waking hour. It's like reading a chav version of Twilight or something. OMG! I love you too much [first name, middle name, last name]!!! I adore you, I count every minute that passes when I'm not with you! My heart doesn't beat without you there! And I'm thinking "WE GET THE BLOODY PICTURE!" and these guys work with each other everyday, they have done for two years. I don't get them myself, why don't you tell each other face-to-face. I also don't get 'life-updaters' (it's what I call people who post EVERYTHING about their life). I used to know someone who posted when they went to the toilet and stuff and I'm like "Why?"... Edited June 25, 2010 by Animal
Happenstance Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 Another style of status I hate is when someone posts either complaining or really upset about something, then when people ask what happened they either wont say or tell them to ring them. Im nosey dammit! I wanna know what happened as well!
Beast Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 I can't be the only one who thought of this... LOL! I love that advert, her face is hilarious when she 'says' it!
Murr Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 Many more over on lamebook - http://www.lamebook.com/page/4
Debug Mode Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 'Rip mj! Time flyss' I love Facebook. Full of friends who turn out to be soppy bastards who can't spell.
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 Majority of my Facebook statuses are random film quotes/song lyrics. To keep it fresh. Also: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=web_logs
James Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 Any facebook status that says, 'blah blah blah cancer blah blah woman copy and paste this for 1 hour to show your support'. Buuuuuuuuull Shiiiiiiiit
Nolan Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 I refuse to use facebook. This just makes me happier about that decision.
Jimbob Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 Majority of my Facebook statuses are random film quotes/song lyrics. To keep it fresh. Also: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=web_logs I know Mr Murray, they are indeed a welcoming relief from the cack i see on a daily basis Just some of the messages i have seen Of To The Dr's In A Min x Wish I Never Punched The Wall & The Door x Katie Marie Babyee Im Sorry Babe I Loveyou is going to spend today in the sunshine whooop whoop Seriously, some of the stuff i read is totally pointless and idiotic. To the point that i actually look forward to an update from Jamieson (aka Rez)
Wesley Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 dreamt I had a million different sized hedgehogs in my garden last night and apparently seeing a hedgehog in your dream, suggests that you are being overly sensitive. You tend to take everything too personally. Alternatively, it refers to losing your soul!! Oh, that's fantastic! Last night I dreamt you weren't a fucking moron! has the biggest headache on earth :-( Good, hope your brain explodes. is off to join Jeremy in bed :-) x Right, she actually means a Jeremy Kyle biography... CUNT. Eating an ice lolly in bed not giving a fuck That's great, you sound like a mong. need a myspace layout doing on the cheap / free haha plz! HAHA IRONIC CUZ ITS MYSPAZ HAHa oh shit OH NO! Booored. Fuck off. 1 more sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right, this status update actually started at around 40 odd days... and everyday she made a new one counting down. We get it, you're going on holiday. I DON'T CARE. why am I awake... Cause you're a big boy obviously! AWWWW Right... so, these are the ones that are just recently on my feed... And to be honest it's more to do with who's posted it... I'm sure if someone else I liked more posted it I might not be annoyed. I don't get annoyed with ReZ's constant Likes for instance... Anyway, how about Facebook statuses that WE LIKE?! I always enjoy Mr. Odwins because they're short and sweet and involve a funny little hashtag.
Eenuh Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 This thread makes it look like you guys just hate every status update out there. =P You must hate mine too then cause they're usually in Dutch, meaning you don't have a clue what I'm saying haha. I don't really hate status updates that much. They're usually short so you can read over them quickly. The things that do annoy me on facebook however are all those stupid applications and games and quizzes people use. I really don't need to know how fast you can click etc.
Mr_Odwin Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 This thread makes it look like you guys just hate every status update out there. =P You must hate mine too then cause they're usually in Dutch, meaning you don't have a clue what I'm saying haha. I don't really hate status updates that much. They're usually short so you can read over them quickly. The things that do annoy me on facebook however are all those stupid applications and games and quizzes people use. I really don't need to know how fast you can click etc. Yours are a test of self control. Each time I see one I just want to reply with something I have put into google translate. I think it would be funny, but at the same time it would also make me seem like a prat. The self control wavers.
Wesley Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 This thread makes it look like you guys just hate every status update out there. =P Aw no it's not like that! It's mostly that Facebook gives me the same problems I have in social situations (having family members I don't like but "have" to get along with, friends that I don't like that much but I usually get along with). For instance most of those come from one family (in law) member that I reeeeaaaaally don't like. For instance, one of her status updates during the earthquake aftermath in Haiti was something along the lines of: "We're the only country in the world that have homeless people on the street and children in poverty. Yet we give £40 million to a bunch of people in another country!" Now, although I'm paraphrasing I pretty much got that right - especially the first sentence. I mean... the level of stupidity and sub-verse nationalistic racism is just mind-blowing. The £40 million in reference was also the donations from the general public that was being quoted in the media at the time.
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