Chris the great Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 Alright chums, I shall thrill you with the same debate that thrills my drunken accociates. Say you lost your bitch (non writting) hand, what would you have in its place? After a long and difficult debate I "won" (most people agree with it) with a crossbow that has a grapple function. Answers that will not be tollerated are "anouther hand" or "a robot hand". My friend said "a vagina". It wasn't well recived.
Letty Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 In real life: Probably leave it as a stump to freak people out with, In fantasy: Spartan Laser.
Chris the great Posted July 21, 2008 Author Posted July 21, 2008 A Chainsaw ^^ i thought that, obviously like in evil dead, but i recon it would probebly be to heavy, and difficult to controle from that part of the arm. used a hedge trimmer last week which is like a small chainsaw and that really needed two hands more then you can imagine.
jayseven Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 some sort of fancy, touch-screen internet thingum. Would be awesome in pub quizzes. Quizes? quizs?
Emasher Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 Probably something that would allow me to keep gaming. Perhaps something that I could plug controllers into so I could control them with my mind.
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 I'd have Jordan in its place. We'd fucking rule the world.
Chris the great Posted July 21, 2008 Author Posted July 21, 2008 i did think about a kitten, not only would it be super cool, girls would love it and i could shove it in peoples face to make it unleash its fury.
Letty Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 I'd have Jordan in its place. We'd fucking rule the world. I cannot even begin to imagine the awesomness that would be incurred. *faints*
Raining_again Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 Have to be some sort of gadget I could use to type... WAIT A MINUTE... I want my hand back Or the doctors Sonic Screwdriver. :awesome:
Shino Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 I'd have Jordan in its place. We'd fucking rule the world. Haha. I would have a USB3 port wired to my brain and spinal cord. I could interface with everything.
Aimless Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 A hologram of a hand. Not only would it mean I retained some semblance of normalcy, but I could also convince people I was a ghost by passing it through solid objects.
EchoDesiato Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 A rotor blade. That way I can fly AND threaten to cut people up.
DomJcg Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 some sort of fancy, touch-screen internet thingum. Would be awesome in pub quizzes. Quizes? quizs? Quizzes =] Anyways...A SUPER MEGA ULTRA SUPREME AWESOME RAY OF DOOM AND STUFF Or like, a tin opener...
thirtynine. Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 I cannot even begin to imagine the awesomness that would be incurred. *faints* When i read this, i immediately thought fisting.
Dante Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 I'd have Jordan in its place. We'd fucking rule the world. I dont have photos of Flinky and Jordan at hand but just think its them. :p
Guest Jordan Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 My friend said "a vagina". It wasn't well recived. That was my first thought. Oh dear.
Guest Stefkov Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 I'd have a drill which I could make bigger or smaller whenever I wanted.
Dante Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 I'd have a drill which I could make bigger or smaller whenever I wanted. You mean like Gurren-Lagann's giga drill breaker move?
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 A robotic hand with lots and lots of different gadgets in it. ... Or the kitten idea. It's awesome. And I love kittens.
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