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If you lost your left hand, what would you get in it's place?

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Alright chums, I shall thrill you with the same debate that thrills my drunken accociates.

 

Say you lost your bitch (non writting) hand, what would you have in its place?

 

After a long and difficult debate I "won" (most people agree with it) with a crossbow that has a grapple function.

 

Answers that will not be tollerated are "anouther hand" or "a robot hand".

 

My friend said "a vagina". It wasn't well recived.

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In real life: Probably leave it as a stump to freak people out with,

 

In fantasy: Spartan Laser.

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A Chainsaw ^^

 

i thought that, obviously like in evil dead, but i recon it would probebly be to heavy, and difficult to controle from that part of the arm. used a hedge trimmer last week which is like a small chainsaw and that really needed two hands more then you can imagine.

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some sort of fancy, touch-screen internet thingum. Would be awesome in pub quizzes. Quizes? quizs?

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Probably something that would allow me to keep gaming. Perhaps something that I could plug controllers into so I could control them with my mind.

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i did think about a kitten, not only would it be super cool, girls would love it and i could shove it in peoples face to make it unleash its fury.

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I'd have Jordan in its place. We'd fucking rule the world.

 

I cannot even begin to imagine the awesomness that would be incurred.

 

*faints*

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Have to be some sort of gadget I could use to type... WAIT A MINUTE...

 

I want my hand back :(

 

 

Or the doctors Sonic Screwdriver. :awesome:

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I'd have Jordan in its place. We'd fucking rule the world.

 

Haha.

 

I would have a USB3 port wired to my brain and spinal cord. I could interface with everything.

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A hologram of a hand. Not only would it mean I retained some semblance of normalcy, but I could also convince people I was a ghost by passing it through solid objects.

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some sort of fancy, touch-screen internet thingum. Would be awesome in pub quizzes. Quizes? quizs?

 

Quizzes =]

 

Anyways...A SUPER MEGA ULTRA SUPREME AWESOME RAY OF DOOM AND STUFF

 

Or like, a tin opener...

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I cannot even begin to imagine the awesomness that would be incurred.

 

*faints*

 

When i read this, i immediately thought fisting.

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I'd have Jordan in its place. We'd fucking rule the world.

 

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I dont have photos of Flinky and Jordan at hand but just think its them. :p

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My friend said "a vagina". It wasn't well recived.

 

That was my first thought. Oh dear.

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I'd have a drill which I could make bigger or smaller whenever I wanted.

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I'd have a drill which I could make bigger or smaller whenever I wanted.

 

You mean like Gurren-Lagann's giga drill breaker move? :)

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A robotic hand with lots and lots of different gadgets in it.

 

... Or the kitten idea. It's awesome. And I love kittens.

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