If you lost your left hand, what would you get in it's place?

[navarre]

A penis. It's the obvious answer.

[Guest bluey]

yeah, nav, we know... we know..... >___>

 

 

i'd get another hand.

made entirely from chocolate!! O_O

 

how the hell did i lose my left hand anyhoo? i hardly ever use the damn thing. should never have bought it.

one of jamba's friends once randomly told me that his left arm was fake and that i just hadnt noticed... then proceeded to tell all his friends (and jamba!! >_<) to keep up the story if i asked... which they did. i really started to believe that even though i'd seen this guy playing 360 a week before that it was just a great prosthetic and i hadn't noticed...

 

 

....bastards.

then one day the guy got attcked by his conscience and told me the truth.

[Roostophe]

You wank with both hands?

 

It depends on what I'm doing at the time.

 

 

honestly, its not going to ahppen, just have a little fun, or just say a hose pipe.

 

I'll tell you what, giving it a thought. There might be something I'll have instead, just for fun.

 

I'm not losing my left hand. So right hand it is.

 

I would have my right hand replaced with a couple of guitar picks.

 

I'm not going to let my guitar-playing days end because I've lost a hand; A large, thin guitar pick, with a smaller pick in place of the thumb will do.

 

Are we happy now?

[Chris the great]

It depends on what I'm doing at the time.

 

 

 

I'll tell you what, giving it a thought. There might be something I'll have instead, just for fun.

 

I'm not losing my left hand. So right hand it is.

 

I would have my right hand replaced with a couple of guitar picks.

 

I'm not going to let my guitar-playing days end because I've lost a hand; A large, thin guitar pick, with a smaller pick in place of the thumb will do.

 

Are we happy now?

 

YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[MoogleViper]

It depends on what I'm doing at the time.

 

So what do you have to be doing that makes you have a two handed wank?

[Roostophe]

So what do you have to be doing that makes you have a two handed wank?

 

You've got the wrong idea.

 

Sometimes I'll have a left-handed shakeabout, other times it'll be a right-handed snake strangle.

 

It sorta makes me wish I had diphallus.

[Chris the great]

So what do you have to be doing that makes you have a two handed wank?

 

probebly looking through binoculars into a childrens play park.

 

 

thats right, peadophilia ftw.

[The fish]

Other than the obvious answer of "another hand", I'd say one of these, from Painkiller:

 

 

It fires shurikens AND lightning. How awesome is that? :awesome:

[jayseven]

what so getting a star destroyer is acceptable?

[Chris the great]

what so getting a star destroyer is acceptable?

 

yes. though impractical.

[Fierce_LiNk]

what so getting a star destroyer is acceptable?

 

Dude, I've got Jordan for a hand. Jordan!

[conzer16]

i think i'd get a fork. It would mean I could eat my dinner no problem every day.

[Wesley]

Buster Sword!

[Chris the great]

u need the pivot of the wrist with a sword. and buster sword is unimaginably heavy.

[Wesley]

My stump is so huge with muscles.

 

The point of pivot will be my shoulder. Not great. But I have a frickin' buster sword for an arm.

[weeyellowbloke]

I reckon it would be cool to somehow genetically engineer the stump to grow a tentacle. You could reenact hent.......*cough* I mean you could still pick things up and stuff plus it would scare people.