Slaggis Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Wow you and your mate had a hair cut Ant? Lovin the skin head look mate Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I'm 13 %. Dunno why. Think it was the pizza hut thing. I'm like the anti-chav. I'm like a emo/goth wannabe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harribo Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Am I the only who gets the feeling this was devised by some stuck up southern tvvat? Wannabe chav You are 15 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 41% get in there my son! anyone up for a rave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Damn you Chuck, damn you to hell. I'm still in 3rd place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanelia Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 so are these two assholes chav? i'm unfamiliar with the concept. i mean, how do you destinguish the fake of chavness from the genuine bad motherfuckers on mere sight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caris Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 41% get in there my son! anyone up for a rave? Get off these forums radge packet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Wannabe chav You are 3 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apple_NdiB Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 so are these two assholes chav? i'm unfamiliar with the concept. i mean, how do you destinguish the fake of chavness from the genuine bad motherfuckers on mere sight? Their muscle mass is too high to be actual Chavs, who wear multiple layers to hide their malnourished torsos, and of course the omnipresent signs of parental abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Their muscle mass is too high to be actual Chavs, who wear multiple layers to hide their malnourished torsos, and of course the omnipresent signs of parental abuse. They may have broad shoulders and shizzle. But Chavs also like to walk around topless with either their hoodie tied around their waist or flung over their shoulder. Naturally their boxers cover a third of the skin anyway. 13%. Bullshit. I think it's because I wouldn't mind spending an afternoon in an amusement arcade, I'm on pay-as-you-go, I call evening meals Tea, and I've been to Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Easside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 WTF! My chav name is ... Denim-Tyler-Jay Gro. Were has my full name gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginger_Chris Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I'm still winning, w00t. Where i'm from the term is townie. Or it was until the burberry arrived, it used to be hoodies and trackie bottoms (which I still where tbh). Back in the day it was all about the "modded" cars and dance/trance which determined it, not you parents employment status or fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 15% "Chav". All because I've eaten Pot Noodles and Corned Beef (not on the same dish), I call one of my grandmothers "Nan", and have an uncle called Kevin. My "Chav" name is Zak-Wesley Richards. What the feck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conzer16 Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 Current Standings: 3.00% Stefkov Mikki-Jared 3.00% EchoDesiato Jayson-Tyler-Jay 3.00% Gizmo 3.00% chairdriver 3.00% Ashley 3.00% mcj metroid 3.00% Dante Denim-Tyler-Jay 5.00% Cube Bradley-Tyler-Jay 5.00% motion 5.00% Hagis 8.00% Daft 8.00% welsh gamer Kevin-Karl 8.00% Hellfire 8.00% Mundi Kevin-Romeo 8.00% Supergrunch 10.00% conzer16 Deejay-Kyle 10.00% Retro-Lonk 10.00% martinist Zak-Leroy 10.00% triforcemario Dean-Jaycey 13.00% Steggy Wayne-Harvey 13.00% BeerMonkey 13.00% Mikey 13.00% Platty Jaycey-Leighton 13.00% Paj_Meen_Ah 13.00% EEVILMURRAY 15.00% Shenlong Jaycey-Jared 15.00% triforce-keeper Wayne-Lance 15.00% hobbzinio Zak-Tyson 15.00% harribo 15.00% The Villan 18.00% Happenstance 18.00% Strider 18.00% Shorty 18.00% Dog-amoto Klein-Tyson 21.00% Ellmeister Dewayne-Spencer 21.00% Letty Crystal-Gemini Bishop or Kristina-Shelby Bishop 21.00% Zell Reece-Dewayne 23.00% Ashmat 33.00% chriskerr2 Denim-Casey 33.00% Moria 33.00% mariosmentor Romeo-Lee 33.00% Ant-Shimmin 38.00% ♥Caris♥ 41.00% Chuck 44.00% Ginger_Chris Kelvin-Kelsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Apparently I'm 3% chav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.X Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Wannabe chav You are 3 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. So woots to me and an angru hish at the airline that delayed my flight till 7 tommorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodleman Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 15% pretty much because I have been to a rave (ZOMG) and used to drink cider in a bus stop. Chav name of Reece-Travis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 All because I've eaten Pot Noodles and Corned Beef (not on the same dish), I call one of my grandmothers "Nan", and have an uncle called Kevin. Same here...it's bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Its funny that most of the gays are 3%. We are the most opposite to chav you will ever meet.(horrible grammer I know) Same here...it's bullshit ohhh sour grapes i call it. 33%... 1/3 chav it's in your BLOOD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Is it fuck in my blood... 33% My Arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motion Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 (never mind, far too innappropriate) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Is it fuck in my blood... 33% My Arse wait was that a question? ya i'm only trying to piss you off:)(AND ITS WORKING!!!!) back on topic anyway....Chavs i hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Your Succesfully Succeeding Metroid....:| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 you know i'm only messing... .......really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddage Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 10% Chav and my name is Nike-Mitchell Rawles! Everybody I know calls the evening meal tea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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