rokhed00 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Was going to make two topics, but I thought fuck it and remix them into one topic and give you a weird idea of what the topic may contain when you see the title. First off. Some Manly Men advice needed here chaps. My dick's got a mind of it's own. The thing won't stay incarcerated. It takes one thing vaguely erotic and it's at attention quicker than an army cadet. HOW DO I KEEP THE LEVITATHAN UNDER WRAPS!? Works wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motion Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Is it time for another round of "try and make myself 'cooler' in front of everyone" already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Rok, what the fuck is that!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 UK there are a rumour that the guy you speak of is erm Marilyn Manson. Don't know if thats true though. Also EEVIL, I think its just the way puberty works. Try Rokheds idea.. looks good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Aint those them orgasm denial contraptions? They look a bit monstrous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 The Juggernaut will break those padlocks in 4 seconds flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Is it time for another round of "try and make myself 'cooler' in front of everyone" already? LOL, I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariosmentor Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I used to think of fish swimming in the sea and my swollen warrior would retreat to base camp. Although I suppose that only works if you don't find fish enticing, judging by some of the topics that come up in here I wouldn't be surprised if some of you had fish as your 'thing'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMonkey Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Someone once told me this story about a story or something he read (apparently) on the internet about a dude who was so obsessed with wanking, he cut the holes in his pockets so he could stick his hands down there whenever he wanted and no-one would suspect a thing. Sounds a bit lame to me. ROFL!! 3 quarters of the people i work with at women and about half of them are hot so occassionally when im walking around working it happens but i then just try and take my mind off the fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 LMAO, there these books you can get about real life stories. Like this guy got his two top ribs removed, just so he could suck his own cock. Handy, if a little pointless. There was a rumour that Prince had that done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiky-NiSuTe Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 -_-; why is this topic on n-europe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 I managed to do it once without having any ribs removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Is it time for another round of "try and make myself 'cooler' in front of everyone" already? Well, you're here so I suppose it must be. Aint those them orgasm denial contraptions?They look a bit monstrous. They're very comfortable actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Well, that's the obvious answer. But the problem is in public places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I've learnt to calm mine to be honest, I had them all the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Oh my what a crap comeback. in fairness mate, i thought it was pretty good, and eevil, dude brush your teeth and eat some fruit man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 -_-; why is this topic on n-europe? Its general ShitChat.. pretty much anything goes! Compass to north works wonders, as does thinking about Maggie Thatcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 About the gingivitis, use an antibacterial toothpaste for one month max. The one I used was Corisol I think. But I still saw a hygienist, scrape, scrape, scrape!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielTimothy Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Grab it, face it upward towards your face and tuck it in the waist of your pants where it will hold. Then get on with your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 Its general ShitChat.. pretty much anything goes! Dutch... what the!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Its general ShitChat.. pretty much anything goes! Compass to north works wonders, as does thinking about Maggie Thatcher. Unless your a dirty tory in the 80s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Hahaha, this thread makes me laugh xD random uncontrollable penises everywhere And the best thing you can do for your gingivitis you just say 'fuck that' too. You wouldn't say that if you needed surgery and the best thing you could do is see a surgeon. "I'll do it on my own". It's a hygeinist's job, they'll do much better at it than you can. Well anyway try some corsodyl mouthwash or somethng.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Best bet for the gingivitis is to see a hygenist. They will tell ya what to do and help you to get rid of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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