McMad Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. Hmm I'm not sure, I personally think Crap-Bag is worse; everytime people say your name they'd think of a bag... of crap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh_gamer Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 There was a welsh kid in school with the surname Dean. Saying 'Dean' in welsh, means 'arse' so that kid got a lot of stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 There was a welsh kid in school with the surname Dean. Saying 'Dean' in welsh, means 'arse' so that kid got a lot of stick. I'm glad none of my friends speak Welsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrizkerr2 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Wayne Kerr Joe Kerr (So glad I wasen't called Wayne at birth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Just thought of a couple more. There's a guy I know called Merlin and during my graduation one of the graduates was called Wan Kin. I had to hold in my mirth with all my might when the vice-chancellor read that one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killthenet Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Mug Costanza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariosmentor Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 I was working at a boat show recently and some large ned woman shouted on her little girls who were all tarted up in football trackies. One of them was called Shagwell. She'll be pregnant before she's legal to smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calza Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 And she will be smoking before shes pregant no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariosmentor Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 And she will be smoking before shes pregant no doubt. You're Darn Tootin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 I once saw this lass who was pregnant and drinking in a pub, of course the smoking bit is illegal. So she goes outside. Terrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Most unfortunate footballer name: Danny Shittu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theguyfromspark Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Coco Cox-Arquette (Courtney Cox-Arquette) I read that and instantly thought: "I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Cox!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. Oh, damn you. I was thinking exactly the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted July 25, 2007 Author Share Posted July 25, 2007 Most unfortunate footballer name: Danny Shittu What about Dean Windass? There's a guy in my school called Calum Crotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Michael Rotch and Richard Head would have to be really unfortunate names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Al Coholic Oliver Clothesoff I P Freely Jacques Strap Seymour Butz Homer Sexual Hugh Jass Bea O'Problem Amanda Hugginkiss Ivana Tinkle Ollie Tabooger I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Apparently, (according to the Sun, so you know, its true) they named the child after Andres parent Tia and Jordans parent Amy, but they added extra vowels and punctuated the shit out of the rest with some acute 'e's because extra vowels are wicked cool right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodleman Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Nobody can top Frank Zappa's kids: Moon Unit Dweezil Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killthenet Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Moon Unit is a damn fine name, and she's a damn fine dame to boot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMonkey Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 MOON...MOON....MOONNNNNNNNNNN UNIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejay Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Hmm I'm not sure, I personally think Crap-Bag is worse; everytime people say your name they'd think of a bag... of crap... I hear you and raise you one Chanadeler Bong. Wait, that is an awesome name. You win again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Bluejay, what game is your avatar from? Looks very familiar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejay Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Al CoholicOliver Clothesoff I P Freely Jacques Strap Seymour Butz Homer Sexual Hugh Jass Bea O'Problem Amanda Hugginkiss Ivana Tinkle Ollie Tabooger I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. You win. What about Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo Jnr though. Eh? Bluejay, what game is your avatar from? Looks very familiar! Metal Slug. Excellent games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 In a normal chap that would be true. But Dick here is so full of pr0/badass/awesomeness it just negates the comedic value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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