ReZourceman Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 My drama group were planning to spike a stall's worth of cups of orange juice, so all the other groups would be nervous and crap on stage, with massai hard-ons, or itchy (with lust) vaginas. We didn't do it in the end, as it's prescription only. *Hits the floor like a sack'a'shit laughing so much.* Especially this bit. or itchy (with lust) vaginas. Fuck it, thats MSNing. OH NO! That is fucking going in my blog. Awwww yeaaaah.
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 Come over to my place and I'll show you *Gulp* Why am I finding it hard to resist? *coy smile*
Slaggis Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 I had no clue that in America, you can be fired for being gay in 31 states! That's fucking shocking. Protest against "H8" I thought that short advert was rather thought provoking. Something not usual with most shitty protest adverts with celebs in and the like. The National Protest against Prop 8 is on Nov 15th - and looks like it's going to be rather huge.
Iun Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 *Gulp* Why am I finding it hard to resist? *coy smile* Maybe it's the extra long tongue I have, maybe it's the supple yet manly hands... or maybe it's the rohypnol I slipped in your mojito. Oh man, what do I do with all my innuendoes when I get married?
gaggle64 Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 Oh man, what do I do with all my innuendoes when I get married? Use them on her sister, then have have angry fall out sex, then extensive "just good friends" oral sex, followed by passionate but uncomfortable make up sex in a storage cupboard at your workplace or in a public toilet. Duh.
Iun Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 Use them on her sister, then have have angry fall out sex, then extensive "just good friends" oral sex, followed by passionate but uncomfortable make up sex in a storage cupboard at your workplace or in a public toilet. Duh. Make-up sex? Does that mean mascara, foundation and that shit? I'm totally down with that.
MoogleViper Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 Make-up sex? Does that mean mascara, foundation and that shit? I'm totally down with that. No make up sex is where you make up sex you've had. Just use your imagination. For example I'm just about to have make up sex with Keira Knightley.
ReZourceman Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 Moogle you legend. I just had make up day dream sex. And I am currently receiving make up day dream oral sex.
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 So, whats t3h best position people?
jayseven Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 Centre-half. But seriously, this thread has been rather creepy for a while now.
Dante Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 Centre-half. But seriously, this thread has been rather creepy for a while now. How creepy is it?
Ashley Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 I don't think 'creepy' is the term, more 'juvenile'.
Chris the great Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 well, it has gotten a little bit too sexual. a whole generation are scared for life. king v, the best position depends on the couple.
gaggle64 Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 well, it has gotten a little bit too sexual. a whole generation are scared for life. I our defense, we're only gently pulling people down to our level before they fall anyway.
Dante Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 well, it has gotten a little bit too sexual. a whole generation are scared for life. king v, the best position depends on the couple. Lets blame Hollyoaks and Skins.
Slaggis Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 Lets blame Hollyoaks and Skins. Haha! I pray that isn't your actual opinion on it. (I'm sure you were joking, but still).
Dante Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 Haha! I pray that isn't your actual opinion on it. (I'm sure you were joking, but still). yeah i am joking
MoogleViper Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 I our defense, we're only gently pulling people down to our level before they fall anyway. To be honest I thought I was acting quite mature. You guys should take a leaf out of my book.
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 Only one thing to say....: GROUP SEX!!!! Now!
ReZourceman Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 You guys should take a leaf out of my book. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? I wouldn't know, because I don't associate with children.
nightwolf Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 Only one thing to say....: GROUP SEX!!!! Now! Group sex to me seems overrated, how are you supposed to be ok with your boyfriend/girlfriend getting it from somebody else and then going back to ''normal'' sex with you afterwards. Maybe it's me in a jealousy stint, but I'm not a fan of sharing, christ knows people have enough to worry about with flirting never mind watch your other half have sex with somebody else. ..sorry went off on one there..
Chris the great Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Lets blame Hollyoaks and Skins. what ever gets them off the telly. fucking dire, both of em. oh yeah, its hollyoaks, a village but its got a uni, and every ones attractive. and a murderer. oh yeah, its skins, were all high and shagging every one, cos we're just totaly normal teenagers. both have all the realism of a talking sandwitch.
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Group sex to me seems overrated, how are you supposed to be ok with your boyfriend/girlfriend getting it from somebody else and then going back to ''normal'' sex with you afterwards. Maybe it's me in a jealousy stint, but I'm not a fan of sharing, christ knows people have enough to worry about with flirting never mind watch your other half have sex with somebody else. ..sorry went off on one there.. I agree, m'darling. Its very fecked up knowing people in long-standing relationships, often married, can do this without batting an eyelid. Who on earth in their right mind could watch their Mrs taken it from behind whilst she watches him get his cock sucked? ... I'm just a jealous lover I guess. Anywho, I said that in jest for us N-E forumites to get it ohn!
Chris the great Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Anywho, I said that in jest for us N-E forumites to get it ohn! removes gimp suit and looks sad.
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