Fierce_LiNk Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 The setting: ViPeR and Me watching some random movie. Talking about it on msn. Movie ends. We browse through the channel listing to see whats on. Channel 5, we come to. This, we find. Worlds Wildest Police Videos. What isn't there to love?! The presentor is amazing. We need to know his name, ladies and gentlemen. The american accents and the one-liners from the cops. This is one that needs to be watched. "They STILL wanna play tough!" "One officer tries to reason with the remorseless gangster..." As I type, I have just heard the word "gangbangers" from the presentator. We're watching right now. Be there, or be square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViPeR Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 This is fucking hilarious. Joe - They say jump, you say how high says: LOL!!!! Joe - They say jump, you say how high says: WHEN CRIMINALS RUN Joe - They say jump, you say how high says: THEY RUN HARD Joe - They say jump, you say how high says: AND THEY RUN Joe - They say jump, you say how high says: FAST There Goes The Fear, Again. says: LMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ten10 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Yeah I don't know why I ended up watching it. But in the end I got bored and started watching " Fat Men can't hunt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 This is the meaning of life. Sunday night insomnia was always welcome when this show was on. The presenter (John Brunnel?) is a ledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 John Brunnell...that rings a bell. I'm glad we have some believers in the house. This seriously needs to be watched. It'll be on until one. Seriously, if you've got nowt better to do, stick this one. Just listen to the presentor, what is he on?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 It's John Bunnell, no R. I found it at http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com And I agree that the show is funny and the idiots caught on it even funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 This is on quite alot, I tend to watch it when I'm up and nothing else is on, quite good to see criminals trying to outrun the police/pretend they aren't drunk/end up destroying their stolen cars with them inside. I think the guy who does the voiceover for this, is the same guy who used to be present that thing about Magic's Greatest Secrets Revealed, if anyone remembers that, the one with the masked magician. EDIT: Apparently that is completely wrong :s Remember kids; Vigilante justice is simply no justice at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Due to a student lifestyle me and my housemates usually watching stuff like this all the time on Bravo during the day. It is damned hilarious, especially love the presenters little concluding lines such as "Next time this crazed gun man takes a ride it'l be in back of a police van.... to jail". Also of note in the world of trash telly is "Worlds Most Amazing Videos 2" or as it should be known "Home Videos of People in Crazy Accidents 2". It's like an extreme version of You've Been Framed. Oddly I have never seen Worlds Most Amazing Videos 1, it must be out there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The3rdChildren Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 My brother absolutely loves this show. It's the way they overdramaticise everything with dubbed sound effects and of course the cheesy commentary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_villa Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 I think it so funny seeing the pathetic attempts to try and outwit the police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodleman Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 It's John Bunnell, no R. I found it at http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com And I agree that the show is funny and the idiots caught on it even funnier. Its Sheriff John Bunnell actualy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Its Sheriff John Bunnell actualy Retired. (win) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Street Crime UK is another one of those programs, but more localized. Quite enjoyable really! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Christ that bloke really is full of shit. "He tries to escape. But there is no escape from these seasoned officers." Considering they show around the 8% of times when they actually catch the offender it's run on for some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 nowt yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Any normal person would have stopped by now. But they're high on drugs. The dope crazed maniac barrels through another intersection, narrowly missing on coming traffic. These reckless criminals wanted to earn themselves a big pay day. But when they face off against california's finest, the only thing they're going to earn themselves is a one way ticket - TO THE COUNTY JAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Is that guy Reggies cousin or something?....he has the stare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 I introduced this to my friends at uni in 1st year. They worship me whenever its on for good reason. So many quotes so little time I love it. I also love it when he is talking and they have a fake crime scene going on in the background like a swat raid. Oh ok a funny recent quote. He was like doing one of his dramatic things. "THIS CRIMINAL WONT BE DRIVING AGAIN! FOR TWO TO FOUR YEARS." The last bit made me laugh as he said the first bit like he lost his legs or something. All in all a wonderful show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 i try to watch this whenever i can, it really is a good show and the presenter is really just as funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 His mannerism also goes into Bad Santa, with this lovely quote. Police Chief: Drop the gun! Marcus: Huh? Police Chief: And you, Santa, drop the elephant! Marcus: How did you get here? Police Chief: Tipped off. Willie: Oh, shit, that fucking kid! Police Chief: All three of you are in so much shit, it's almost unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 31, 2007 Author Share Posted January 31, 2007 yay! Haha, is it a word you use, too? Any normal person would have stopped by now. But they're high on drugs. The dope crazed maniac barrels through another intersection, narrowly missing on coming traffic. These reckless criminals wanted to earn themselves a big pay day. But when they face off against california's finest, the only thing they're going to earn themselves is a one way ticket - TO THE COUNTY JAIL. How can anyone argue with that? The guy is just pure concentrated awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thirtynine. Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 THERES A NEW SHOW IN ITS PLACE. Disordely conduct. oppinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 I used to watch this show, but then there was this one episode where they showed a car crash where the kidnapper of two girls died. Well, that is, the guy didn't say that explicitly, but somehow failed to make his usually, joyus proclomation as to the fate of the criminal ("Luckily the two girls survived this horrific ordeal." >Cut to next scene.) And I was like: "Yeah.... yeah. I think I'm done with this show." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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