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The Bard
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Go with Kage for maximum badassery.
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Funny how the game is automatically set on the hardest setting on quest mode. I love it. I'm still using Akira, because I'm masochistic. I've had the DOA version of that Hori stick for the best part of a year now, it's pretty versatile, although it's only quad gate rather than octagonal gate...so it's not amazing or anything. Still...it totally shits over having to use a normal pad.
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I would point out that they do, but considering that the questions are probably rhetorical anyway, I'll just point out that you spelt incessant wrong. Oh, and "ramblings" suggests that what I say is random and unstructured. A better word might be "tirades." You know...you might like to think about what you write...Think...that's a thought (I lolled), I don't suppose you're used to it right? I mean...your music taste reflects as much. I'm treading familiar ground...this thread is bad for my sanity.
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QFT, and I still do it. That and F-Zero GX are my go to games whenever mates are round. Tis truly timeless. There is an gargantuan amount of depth to the fighting system, no to mention all the possible customisations...
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*Shrugs* Suppose it's something to do with a shit band associating their epic banalities with the name of one of the most iconic rock songs ever. Donno, maybe.
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Correct me if I'm mistaken...but I've always been under the impression that Voodoo Child was a Hendrix song...
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I'm probably gonna go to KCL...although I'm eligible for a scholarship from Hull, which means that I'll basically have to pay fuck all, which would be sweet, and Hull is Larkinville, so it's bound to be pretty cool. KCL is still lookin to be the first choice though...even though living in London is going to cost a bomb...
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The first one was pretty dull, and Killzone gets my vote for the most overrated game of all time. Does look very nice though.
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O rly? I quite like some of his lyrics. Went to see him live in Manchestah (free entry ftw!), he sounds exactly the same as on his records...he's pretty cool to listen to from time to time...
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Nintendo created/ published Smash Bros, Snake is in Smash Bros, therefore Snake is a Nintendo character. Hence, I'd be snake, cause he gets far too much sex, and has the most manly voice ever...
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You just dig yourself a deeper grave with every sentence Haden
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If you could punch any celebrity, who would it be?
The Bard replied to gaggle64's topic in General Chit Chat
Oh my...oh my god.... Russel Brand, Jade Goody and infact, anyone who is considered a celebrity by way of association with either; Big Brother, X Factor, or any other banal "reality" show, Johnathan Ross, Des Lynam and every other commentator who thinks that football is the art of fugue, All of the "Loose Women," Richard and Judy and all other celebrities that speak using cliches ("you could hear a pin drop" aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh, you gormless, unimaginative shit stains!1!), Mel Gibson for being nothing more than a caricature, Bono for being the most thoroughly vain and talentless human being on earth, taking a cue from Fight Club; Gandhi. Oh...and Hugh Jackman... -
Been single for about two months now. I like it. I can find refuge in my own mind, safe in the knowledge that I don't have to appease anyone. I hate it. I have a tendency to try too hard, and then try to seem nonchalant about everything...which backfires. I think I'm just going to wait. The right person will turn up eventually, judging from past experiences.
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I can't believe they let the Wii slip so far so fast
The Bard replied to dannbrownn's topic in Nintendo Gaming
You and me both brother. Now the game I'm most excited for is one that would be better on a HD console, and doesn't benefit from the motion sensing at all (Smash Bros). It's turning rapidly into a novelty. That said...Prime 3 and Galaxy were brilliant, and the motion controls did add something. I might have to invest in some Zakk and Wiki... Also...I felt the same way about the DS a year or so after it came out, and now...I can't keep my hands off it. -
High five!
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Been listening to a lot of Soviet Kitsch recently. Fantastic as always...but it's wierd, if I'm in a pissy mood, her voice seems more annoying than charming. Much love either way. Been looking around for classic records I haven't heard for yonks, dusted off a few old Chemical bros albums which I never really listened to before, relistened to "The Haunted Made Me Do It," still pretty rockin... Gotta say though, I haven't heard any good new stuff for fucking ages. Recommendations plz? Oh, and for the record: No matter how much Kings of Leon feign punk influences, they are, and forever will be, tortuously dull. End.
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I thought it was distinctive at the time. A friend came up with it while we were listening to Blind Guardian. I'm bored of it. Might get it changed to: [Orion] which is much cooler. Cause he was a hunter. Which is cool. It's also the name of one of the best songs ever written.
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Bought a PSP...again. Even though it'll never get anywhere near as much use as my DS, couldn't resist Wipeout Pulse and Tekken on a handheld. God of War/ Crisis core should be good fun too. I hope.
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Tis alright. Happens to the best of us.
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Well...woke up around 4 30 after a wierd dream, involving being told all the reasons I'm awesome, and then being dumped on the phone... Bit stoned, and hallucinating about talking mushroom and plumbers and stuff. Or that could be the tv csreen.
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When I did it, I would eat like tops 800-1000 calories a day and exercising as much as possible. The key is not to sit still for too long, because if you're inactive, your body can just shift the metabolism to enable it to cope with the lack of food you're eating, if you're moving around, the body has no choice but to keep it's metabolism up.
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Sounds a bit nuts. The part about sex the whole night, I mean. I would try that but my dick hurts after about a half hour. I have no stamina. So kudos! Anyway, you really should have stopped acting so desperate, if she liked you at any point, then it's a fair bet that there will be other girls that like you too. You just gotta start talking to them rather than waiting for someone to come up to you...
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It's definitely the most powerful when fully upgraded, but the Handgun has a much better critical headshot rate, which is just so damn satisfying. The Matilda is pretty cool too, even though it's a complete ammo hog . Handcannon, as far as handguns go, is clearly the best though. Anyway, started playing this recently again, loaded up my professional account, the one where I sold everything and tried to go through the game with just a knife, masochist that I am. It's been almost a year I think, I'm in the room with the two el gigante, and after I melt teh first one, I just can't do the second bastard. In fact, I don't know how I managed to beat Salazars "right hand" with just a knife either....o_0. I reckon it's safe to start using flash grenades, cause they're not offensive .
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You don't seem to look it... Anyway, yeah, same. Arm/ leg hair is annoying, for two reasons; there's not enough to keep me warm, and it's also reasonably noticeable, so essentially, it's redundant. Maybe I missed a step on the whole evolutionary chain...o_0 The head hair tends to get in the way the most...depends who's on top though.