The Bard

Yeah, totally hit me up for some Gears of War online, mate. What's your GT?

Shit, did that actually happen? I heard that was, liek, his mum.

This. Also: Virtua Fighter 5, Metroid Prime 3.

Shit, almost forgot: Advance Wars!! Shit, this is going to kick so much ass online!! .

This game is apparently only 2% finished. I'm downloading the 1up show atm...impressions will follow...

I did that. I was a really fat bastard at the start of last summer, but I lost 3 and a half stone in 5 months. It's pretty hard dude, the only reason I managed it was cause I used to be in Florida walking for 10/11 hours a day in 30 degree heat without anything after breakfast. You gotta hit the gym.

Good good . Yeah, if you get the SF anniversary edition (it only a fiver!!), that would be hawt. You'd need an arcade stick though. Can't be playing fighters without arcade sticks

Yeah, I think the one thing that GOW has over DMC is that there is not a single game in the GOW series that isn't mind blowing, and DMC2 was pretty shitty. Still, DMC4 is going to blow everything away, you can change styles in real time now, and the combos are going to be fucking huge. Kratos is cool, but Dante is more likeable, for me at least. As you said, they are all fantastic games. Anyway, why haven't you gotten a 360 yet! Go and do eet. Do eet naaaaaw!

Ok bitches, I reckon I'm good enough now for a few matches if anyone is up for some XBL fun! If anyone want's to add me, my GT is: Teh Bard. Aww yeah.

Why you look so sad?

Holy shit, that is pretty metal. Either way, they're both cooler than Ryu. I mean, he's not even a cool ninja! Kage Maru could kick his pansy ass:

Do you mean the Japanese Vega, or the American Vega? Man...it's too confusing. But no, I've never seen a decent user of the Spanish guy with claws, he was always the most overlooked of the characters. And people use the Shotos because they're iconic, and just appeal more than the other characters to most people. I only ever use either Ken or Makoto. What would be really cool though would be if there was a version of Guilty Gear X2 for 360. I'm not a fan of SNK fighters...even though Mai is pretty much the template for all the female characters in DOA Sweet lord, what am I doing up at this hour...

Haha...isn't that wierd...McMad reckons Gaiden's the best, I reckon DMC's the best, you reckon GOW's the best. Dante is so much more metal than Kratos In fact, I'm gonna set my PS2 up again...I still have to complete Ico...

Stop bitching at my parents, stop smoking, stop being miserable. All doable.

10st 7? I'm 11st at the moment, I'm only 5ft11. It doesn't mean that you're fat, it probably just means that you've been working out, or you finally kicked the anorexia and ate a sandwich. Besides, if you weighed yourself right after you ate, it's not going to be a good indicator. Sometimes when I weigh myself after pigging out, I've magically put on 5 pounds. Don't worry about it, that's underweight for your size

Scrubs. It's all I ever watch. I wish I could see what traumatizing events took place in Bill Laurence's early childhood to cause him to spawn so many "How the fuck did they come up with that" moments/10... teh best show evar. I also (finally) got season 10 of Stargate SG-1 on DVD, so I'll be watching that. To be honest, even though I adore the show, it died part way through season 8.

Yeah, it was an amazing game for about the first few hours, but it gets really excessive, and you don't have any motive to master the fighting system cause it's not a multiplayer fighter. I reckon DMC3 is better, especially because you can choose the difficulty you play on, and it doesn't make you feel cheated all the time. Oh, and: Phoenix Wright: Justice For All - 9/10 Took me ages to finish, cause I got lazy, and it's not as amazing as the first game, but yeah, absolutely brilliant series of games, gonna get Trials and Tribulations soon, should be good. The only problem with the series is that in the last case, there is always a ton of guesswork going on, and some objections are just to obscure to see straight away, so you end up presenting every piece of evidence that might have even a tenuous link to whatever point you're trying to make...but meh, like the story. Great games.

Depends, if you enjoyed DOA, then VF probably isn't your type of fighter. It's impossible to get anywhere in it unless you spent a good amount of time in the Dojo mode learning your characters' moves. Once you get to know the game though, there's nothing better. Online most of the time it's pretty much lag free. It's a fun online game, but especially if you have friends who play it.

Doooo it! You won't be disappointed .

Metroid Prime 3 - 10/10. Not as good as the first and second in terms of content, I completed the game in just over 13 hours, but boy, the Wii remote just makes suits the Prime series so perfectly. Virtua Fighter 5 - 11/10 I've been playing this nonstop since Dan Dare kicked my ass at this a few weeks ago, and it without a shred of doubt is the most perfect 3D fighter ever made. The move lists are frighteningly large, and there are a huge number of ways you can approach playing as a single character. It's perfectly balanced too. Still using Akira though...man he is one tough guy to master...

So...does nobody play any figters on here? Like...I don't know, Virtua Fighter 5, or Street Fighter? Cause we should totally set up an inter form tournament. It would kick all kinds of ass. And is Gears ever happening?

That is exactly how. It was like "Do you eat meat." I was like "sure." And then...and then...the horror

For fucks sake, they couldn't have come out with something more banal and meaningless could they? As if they care, it's under their and America's pressure that the Pakistan army is being forced to kill, beat and imprison it's own people, so tell me, how is that not going to create a fearful and desperate environment, so much so that things like this happen...? I don't so much care about her, she was responsible for so much freeloading and corruption it was unreal, what is sad is that there is no voice for the relatives of the other 20 or innocent people who died.

That is exactly the same as me, funnily enough. I hardly ever look directly at people...but I'm actually really quiet...until I get used to you...then I'll talk your ears off Other bad habits: Picking up fallen hair and putting it on my mates' heads. Always amusing. Binge...*deep breath* Drinking, gaming, reading, smoking, eating, ...in fact, everything I ever do seems to get hilariously excessive, so hence, being obsessive...yeah, I'd say that's my worst habit... Actually, fuck that, I'm a walking bad habit. I'm not giving any of it up though...

Holy shit, I just realised, that random person on MSN who was trying to make me a vegan is Dynasty Gal...o_0...*is frightened*