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It's the same price you'd pay for a retail copy, though. Unless you're a PS+ member, in which case you save a whopping £3! Deal of the century, right there. Also I think it's a terrible game, but I know some people liked it. :p

Well, then you'd better keep her away from Ashley!

Yes, it does.

Your cousin really should know that Kristen Bell is the voice of Gossip Girl. That's hardly a secret. :p My favorite thing about Gossip Girl is how people just walk into people's apartments without knocking. So inevitably they end up walking in just in time to overhear something they weren't supposed to. And if they need something from someone's apartment, they can just wait until they're not home and walk right in and take it, because no one ever locks their front door. Also, the music during the rooftop scene in the second to last episode was hilarious. It was all, DUN DU-DU-DUNNN DUN DUN, like it was a dramatic scene in Star Wars or something. I'd say it was supposed to be parody, but they played it completely straight.

Unless you hate it, in which case you paid way too much! But it's a good game, so you'll probably like it. AlsoyoustillneedtoplayRadiantHistoria.

You can find the recipe on the Food Network's website.

If this person can make you bleed in your nether regions and you don't even care, they seem like a keeper to me, Ashley. Make a move. You've already had sex with them, so you've got nothing to lose!

You're such a girl, Ashley. :p

Nice guys are the worst.

I think the first level is supposed to be tricky because it's easy to get spotted without realizing it when you blow open the door and jump into the water below, but I don't think there are any cases like that in any of the other levels. Supposedly it's also better to just ignore the bird lady (I forget her name - Lady Bird the Bird Lady?), so she doesn't mess things up for you later on.

Women also love Twilight, and the men are pretty terrible in that too. Though I'm not sure if Edward ever tries to rape anyone.

Journey got way more critical acclaim, so either start with that or save the best for last. :p

Maybe if you'd paid more for them, they'd still be in business!

Maybe you'll get lucky and he'll crash his plane and die.

We told you it was worth it! I recommend following a spoiler-free walkthrough to get the rest of the endings to save yourself the trouble of going through a bunch of puzzle rooms again only to end up at an ending you've already seen. And yes, Ever 17 was released in English on the PC. I'm sure you'll be able to find it if you look for it. It's probably worth noting that the translation is pretty iffy at times (though you can always understand what's going on) and the pace is a lot slower than in 999. It takes about half the game for things to begin to pick up, but after that it should elicit the same feelings of "I have no idea what's going on" that you're so familiar with now. So if you decide to play it, make sure to stick with it!

Well, then I have bad news for you: it takes a minimum of two playthroughs to get the true ending, and that's assuming you get a very specific ending the first time. But it's worth it! Open your mind and learn to love the game. :p Edit: Oh, and maybe you should check out Ever 17 if you haven't already. That's a pure visual novel, so no puzzles in sight. Just occasionally making dialogue choices. It was written by the guy who wrote this game.

If by 'end of the season' you mean 'mid-season finale', then yes. It'll be back in January.

Well, I'm sure Dexter disagrees, but even he can't murder facts. :p

Cancer and meth are subjects that are just too dark for Ashley. He prefers cheerful shows like Cougar Town and Dexter.

Ugh, Ashley. Breaking Bad is so much better than Dexter. :p

Vouchers are just money that you're forced to use in a specific store. Negligees, expensive jewellery, diamonds... those are the things men buy for women in movies.

I think you just answered your own question. There seems to be little reason to get the Wii U version if you own any of the other systems the game was released on, so I'd get the PC version if I were you. It's cheaper and you get to carry over your save file.

I thought the puzzles were fine, but I don't really remember many of them. You're doing it wrong if you're playing it for the puzzles, anyway. They're just there to break up the story a bit - which I appreciated, because visual novels can get a bit boring at times when you have so little input - and you're going to have to replay most of them several times anyway, so you're going to be glad that they're easy. :p

I'm definitely ready for the next Xbox/PlayStation (though my wallet isn't). BioWare had to carefully consider which NPCs to put in their levels so they wouldn't use too much of what precious memory they had to spare, Ubisoft struggled to fit the Assassin's Creed III single-player on one disc on the Xbox 360 and Hitman: Absolution had those awful tiny levels. Though IO hasn't made a good game since Blood Money, so maybe they really are just that clueless. I really don't see how people could want the current generation (ignoring Nintendo) to go on for several more years. The world doesn't need another three Assassin's Creed games that use the same graphics engine. I want to see what new possibilities the next generation brings, and you have to keep in mind that it'll take a while until we start to see any games that feel properly next-generation, so the sooner the consoles are out, the better.