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Merry Christmas. Happy birthday.

That's terrible, Joe.

No offense, Danny, but I don't think you'd make a very good wingman. You'd get all the ladies.

Protip for Serebii: Belgians have really low standards.

Christmas at our house is usually just five people. We'll be six people this year because mom's having a friend from work over, as he would have spent Christmas alone otherwise. I hope he's not very talkative.

Maybe you should stop hogging Ine. Ugh, that sounds terrible. Sorry, Ine!

Play some video games, watch some television, post on the forum. It'll be tough, but I intend to keep my resolutions this year. At this point, I think you having sex may actually cause the world to end.

Talk to the Thunder Dragon.

I'm sure Frank could care less.

Here's a sneak peek at the timeline:

Lame. How are we supposed to judge you if we can't see your shoes?

The present is his penis.

Well, that was stupid. You should have waited until after they gave you your Christmas gifts before telling them.

Let's hope they agree! Stocking stuffers < things you can buy if you want to (video games, books) < home-made things < things you can't really afford yourself (game consoles, cars) < (you)

I'm making all of my Christmas gifts myself this year. It sounds cheap, but it's still a step up from last year, when I didn't even get most people anything. I already know what I'm getting this Christmas because I bought it myself and will be reimbursed by my parents later. It kills the suspense, but at least I know I'm getting what I want. :p

Well, obviously.

This is all I can think of every time you mention your "girlfriend": *Unhelpful*

I like the part where he shouts "this is Sparta" and kicks the guy.

I would, but the web chat won't let me connect. Oh well. At least it was working last night... when no one was on. Edit: Oh, it's working now.

Over 11,000,000 units ahead of your prediction? Wow, you were way off.

Bashcraft is the best thing about Kotaku.

Lord of the Food Bowl.