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You could say Goafer spent the day clearing out his wardrobe. Wait, no...

Good stuff of the day: Danny slowly losing his mind.

Baby Metal Dry Bowser.

What, and have to create a new character model instead of just retexturing an old one? That's ridiculous, Fused King. This is why you don't work at Nintendo.

Someone's an affectionate drunk.

I bought it but my parents are paying for it, since it's a Christmas gift. Though I would have shared it either way, because I'm nice like that. Already planning to get Mario Kart 7 at some point after I'm done with Super Mario 3D Land. I'll get Tales of the Abyss if Bamco ever does a second printing.

I got a 3DS that I have to share with my brother. Of course, I already knew that, since I'm the one who bought it. Still, pretty awesome. Your post should have ended there.

I don't even remember who that is. I think we may have different opinions on which characters are good and on their importance.

Merry Christmas. Happy birthday.

That's terrible, Joe.

No offense, Danny, but I don't think you'd make a very good wingman. You'd get all the ladies.

Protip for Serebii: Belgians have really low standards.

Christmas at our house is usually just five people. We'll be six people this year because mom's having a friend from work over, as he would have spent Christmas alone otherwise. I hope he's not very talkative.

Maybe you should stop hogging Ine. Ugh, that sounds terrible. Sorry, Ine!

Play some video games, watch some television, post on the forum. It'll be tough, but I intend to keep my resolutions this year. At this point, I think you having sex may actually cause the world to end.

Talk to the Thunder Dragon.

I'm sure Frank could care less.

Here's a sneak peek at the timeline:

Lame. How are we supposed to judge you if we can't see your shoes?

The present is his penis.

Well, that was stupid. You should have waited until after they gave you your Christmas gifts before telling them.

Let's hope they agree! Stocking stuffers < things you can buy if you want to (video games, books) < home-made things < things you can't really afford yourself (game consoles, cars) < (you)

I'm making all of my Christmas gifts myself this year. It sounds cheap, but it's still a step up from last year, when I didn't even get most people anything. I already know what I'm getting this Christmas because I bought it myself and will be reimbursed by my parents later. It kills the suspense, but at least I know I'm getting what I want. :p

Well, obviously.