Magnus

I can tell you're going to be telling this story to your grandchildren one day, Aneres. :p

Haha, I think everybody does that. Or at least that's what I tell myself whenever I waste a day procrastinating. I have nothing to add to this topic that hasn't already been said.

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I love GoNintendo. They're like the Kotaku of Nintendo gaming.

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I didn't have much faith in Nintendo regarding voice acting after Super Mario Sunshine, but they did a great job with Xenoblade Chronicles. They should just have Nintendo UK dub the game. Ganondorf would have a Cockney accent, so you could tell he's evil.

Yes. Well, you don't have to, but it's the easiest way to avoid the bug.

I was hoping you wouldn't ask that. :p

Diageo's a poor vampire. It explains so much.

Yes, I'm sure he needed the confidence boost from being the best at internet stalking. Actually, we were discussing Facebook weeks ago in the chat room.

Ah, yes. Herojan: the least sucky person in this thread. When it comes to stalking, I mean.

It's like an episode of a bad TV show where people keep making assumptions and jumping to conclusions and you just want to yell at the screen, "just talk to each other and stop over-complicating things, you idiots!". Basically, Diageo's life is like every episode of Gossip Girl.

In that case, I'm going to stop taking those pictures I've been posting just in case you were watching. (P.S. I love you.)

That's hot.

You guys all suck at Facebook stalking.

Hey, how do you think I manage to keep not having sex? Anyway, you're free to do whatever you want. If you don't want to have sex, then don't. It really is that simple. But as Ashley said, you may want to make sure you're both on the same page.

It'd be rude not to. *Unhelpful answer* No, obviously.

I'm flattered you took the time to bake me a cake (the detail in that hand is truly astonishing - not to mention the faces!), but for future reference, my name's Magnus, not Melissa. :p

"Why you no votoru for Zeruda: Sukaiwodo Sodo? You makearu Miyamoto-san very sad, no kawaii." Sorry, that was racist.

It's winning and it's losing? You care way too much about this, by the way.

I have a lot of cousins, okay? They're the only ones who want to be my friends.

There's no reason you can't be drunk during the day, too.

See? Super easy. Actually, I'm pretty sure Facebook just remembers that you've visited my profile and that's why it shows up now. Anyway, this confirms that you're terrible at internet stalking, so at least now I know that the reason you hadn't looked me up wasn't that you didn't love me.

It took you until now to find me? Either you're not very good at this internet detective stuff, or you just didn't consider me important enough to stalk.

Sounds like you should go Christmas shopping more often. Sounds like we should all go Christmas shopping more often.