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Magnus

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  1. That's your answer to everything.
  2. Can't you check how much of the main story you've played in your stats? Though maybe that only works if you exit to the main menu first. I can't remember.
  3. Hey, watch it... she's very sensitive about her butt-mouth.
  4. It was my butt toothbrush. It was my mom's toothbrush. But it might as well have been for my butt!
  5. I used to read Ctrl+Alt+Del unironically. *Hangs head in shame* Also, every lame sitcom from the nineties, I guess.
  6. I used the wrong toothbrush this morning.
  7. Twilight will do that to you.
  8. It kiiind of sounds like you're trying to get his friends date raped.
  9. Gamestop wants you to buy a pre-owned copy.
  10. Don't tell.
  11. I don't have any friends left, period. Sorry, sometimes I forget this thread isn't a competition. You could always go with your straight friends. That has the potential to be entertaining.
  12. You probably would have won if your costume had been a little bit more low-cut.
  13. Those earrings look really nice. Like something you'd find in a shop. A real shop, I mean. I second this. And the best thing to come out of The Cape was that one scene in Community that poked fun at its cancellation. So it wasn't all bad. I wouldn't watch Pan Am right now, Jon. At the very least, you should wait to see if it gets picked up for a full season first.
  14. *Imagines a Battlefield exclusive to Nintendo consoles* *Bursts into uncontrollable laughter*
  15. I've made a huge mistake.
  16. He was joking. It totally does look like porn, by the way!
  17. Death by procrastination. Hmm.
  18. You must really be regretting your username. (This thread is pretty funny, by the way.)
  19. High praise indeed. Please, bump up more threads.
  20. That's usually how shops work.
  21. Similarly, I didn't realize you'd get a reward in Twilight Princess for giving just one bug to the crazy bug lady, so I played through the entire game with the standard rupee bag. So many unopened chests.
  22. It's fun when it's happening to Wesley.
  23. It's Mister Mxyzptlk. Even I know that.
  24. Meanwhile, you still haven't finished Xenoblade Chronicles.
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