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Haha, I was going to say, but I didn't want to come off as a pervert. That's more ReZ's thing.

I had a lovely conversation with a grammatically impaired and very flirtatious woman (?) from Peru (or something like that) in the chat room the other day. Sadly, she left before giving me a way to get in touch with her. Our romance was short but sweet. I'm in the chat room right now if anyone's feeling bored. Otherwise I'll probably just spend the rest of the night looking at porn again.

*Canned laughter*

Wasn't it Australia where a couple of parks had spider nests underneath them and they ended up being completely overrun with spiders? Sounds like a fun place to live. So in other words, it happens all the time? I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

Contrasting opinions, what do you do with them? Oh, right - you call them idiots. Fair enough.

All copies in the first printing come with a music CD, yes. The Wiimote would be a lot more tempting if it wasn't so ugly. Edit: And if it came with a matching Nunchuk.

You're taking this way too seriously. It's just a game. Not even a very good one.

This. Never pay for a special edition. (Plus you get the music CD anyway.)

Sounds exciting. I'm a bit jealous, but the only thing I know how to say in Australian is "put another shrimp on the barbie", so I could never survive there.

Slut. Dates in the traditional sense seem to be more common in the US.

What's the point of the Wii version? Good question.

It's too bad someone else had to go and ruin it by telling you that she had a boyfriend. Otherwise you would have had plausible deniability when you slept with her.

He turns up once to give you an item. He felt very tacked on.

This still doesn't work for me, so you can all die in a fire as far as I'm concerned. I'll just have to entertain myself with 'askew' and 'recursion' instead.

AMC's The Big Bang Theory? Wait, what.

Glitter bomb them for region-locking the 3DS.

My brother's friend pronounced L.A. Noire 'Ell-ay Noo-eer'. He seems pretty smart next to Cube's work friend.

I'm going to stop reading information about this game for fear of knowing everything about it ahead of time, but I'm still looking forward to it.

"She just texted me wanting directions back from the bathroom." Hey, it could have been worse - she could have texted you to show you what her poo looked like.

I'm pretty sure that's what he meant - that he's hoping to avoid doing those particular challenges until he only has the last hostage left to save. It's a shame there are so many Riddler things in this game. I quite liked rescuing hostages, but after finishing the game and going back to mop up a couple of sidequests, I still had around 150 Riddler trophies/challenges left to get/do. At that point I lost interest and moved on.

Yes, ReZ. That's why we hate you. :p

We did, but at some point we stopped. I wouldn't worry about it, at any rate.