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Sex scenes are uninteresting enough without nudity. Sometimes I feel like I'm watching vampire porn when I'm watching True Blood. Also, I really need to stop reading interviews about The Walking Dead, because they can't seem to stop spoiling the comic book. Here's how they typically go: "[Thing] happened to [character] on the show last night. This is different from the comic book, where [HUGE SPOILER] happened instead." Well, thanks for that.

30 Rock Archer Boardwalk Empire Breaking Bad Californication Chuck Community Cougar Town Curb Your Enthusiasm Desperate Housewives Dexter Fringe Futurama Game of Thrones Glee Gossip Girl Grey's Anatomy House How I Met Your Mother It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia The Killing Louie Mad Men The Middle Modern Family The Office Parks and Recreation Private Practice The Simpsons Suits True Blood The Venture Bros. The Walking Dead Weeds Wilfred Wipeout Disclaimer: not all of these shows are actually good (also, I may be forgetting one or two!). I'm also about to start watching Frasier for the first time, so that should keep me busy for seventy billion years.

This is what happens when you don't make a good game in nearly a decade. Oh, Canada.

Newsflash: Kotaku and its commenters suck. More at eleven.

Spoiler alert: the PlayStation Vita plays games.

"You have to give the site what you're selling before they agree to auction it." That sure is a plot-convenient website they've got there.

*Goes to Spain, sits inside painting the entire time*

Eh, it's not like Resident Evil is a stranger to comedy. "Master of unlocking" and "your right hand comes off?", anyone?

I second Diageo's suggestion for a forum-wide orgy. We'd all be much more comfortable around each other if we'd seen each other naked. Also, Serebii would finally get laid.

I can only remember how long the months are by counting on my knuckles. Never could remember which months go where in the rhyme. Ah, I did have a feeling I was missing some non-post-game content, because of how underused Catwoman was in the story. Oh well. It's too late now.

Well, I'm sure that fairies would be excepted, anyway. :p

Welcome to the internet, ReZ. I hope you'll enjoy your stay.

Or just ask them not to give out your phone number to creatures of legend and myth.

No, at worst she'll turn out to be a black widow and you'll end up chopped up in a freezer in her basement.

T.I.T.S., you say? The best part of the episode was the irony in Morgan talking about how boring baseball is.

I ship Ashliot.

Don't do this to Ell, Ashley.

I once had a friend of 4-5 years suddenly cut off all contact with me and I thought that if I could just get an explanation - if I could just understand - I'd get some closure and could move on with my life. It didn't help. I guess what I'm saying is, don't expect closure to make you feel any better. Unless he has a really good excuse for why he's been avoiding you. But he won't.

Dyson gives away free games to girls he thinks are cute. You could try that. There's your problem - you need to put out more. Joking aside, I'd just move on. He's hardly the first person to suddenly switch from 'interested' to 'not interested' with no warning. The important thing is to get back on the horse and not let it get to you.

I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Well, you sure moved on quickly, Diageo.

I figured. Don't worry, Diageo. We'll sex chat some other night.

I'm too busy playing Arkham City, or I'd check in. It's totally not because I don't like you, don't worry.

That plush Riki is adorable (SPOILER WARNING for those who haven't recruited every party member yet).

You could always try online dating but focus your search on guys who live close to you. That'd make it easier to meet up with them and potentially have a non-long-distance relationship.