Magnus

If they're going to replace anyone, it should be Foreman. Actually, he should stay on so they can kill him off.

You know they're quality condoms if they're cheap.

Was there ever any doubt?

Depends on what kind of woman you're after. :p I thought your profile seemed fine (I chuckled at the 'Friday night' section, so you'd get a message back from me, at least!). Though using a picture of yourself with [some attractive famous woman] as your main profile image seems kind of weird. I'd replace it with your second picture. That picture makes you look nicer/more single. And maybe replace the last two pictures with more flattering pictures where it's easier to see what you look like.

I thought this game would be a kart racer!

You probably just need sexier profile pictures. How much skin are you currently showing?

PUSH HER OFF A CLIFF. But, like, not a tall one. Just so she gets the point.

Other avatars that would have impressed Danny: 1) Anything Danish 2) Anything Ace Attorney 3) Anything with breasts

The hand-me-down PC I got when my brother bought his new computer is finally in a working state. The monitor sucks and the sound card is on the fritz so it kind of sounds like someone's constantly frying bacon, but I'm just glad to finally have a computer that can handle The Sims 3.

But the depressingness is what I love about this thread. Though the new title is cool too. I guess.

Who's awake at the ungodly hour of 11:00 AM?

My brother has pre-ordered this, despite disliking both Morrowind and Oblivion. Always the optimist, I guess.

I'm pretty sure that's what your victims think too.

For the record, all I did was call him weird. Now Peeps, on the other hand... He dissed Xenoblade Chronicles.

Welcome to... the chat room.

That chimp was totally coming on to me before you logged in and ruined it, Flameboy.

Haha, I was going to say, but I didn't want to come off as a pervert. That's more ReZ's thing.

I had a lovely conversation with a grammatically impaired and very flirtatious woman (?) from Peru (or something like that) in the chat room the other day. Sadly, she left before giving me a way to get in touch with her. Our romance was short but sweet. I'm in the chat room right now if anyone's feeling bored. Otherwise I'll probably just spend the rest of the night looking at porn again.

*Canned laughter*

Wasn't it Australia where a couple of parks had spider nests underneath them and they ended up being completely overrun with spiders? Sounds like a fun place to live. So in other words, it happens all the time? I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

Contrasting opinions, what do you do with them? Oh, right - you call them idiots. Fair enough.

All copies in the first printing come with a music CD, yes. The Wiimote would be a lot more tempting if it wasn't so ugly. Edit: And if it came with a matching Nunchuk.

You're taking this way too seriously. It's just a game. Not even a very good one.

This. Never pay for a special edition. (Plus you get the music CD anyway.)