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You could simply not read them.

I found the DLC for Dragon Age pretty subpar. Maybe if it hadn't been 95 % reused areas, it would have been more interesting.

You're right, I didn't realize that only a select group of people were allowed to voice their opinion in this thread. I apologize. I'll go stuff my fat hamster face with hamburgers instead.

I dub this the friendliest thread on the forum right now. The Call of Duty fans sure are a bunch of lovable rascals.

I would just like to say that I appreciate that Aimless marks his spoilers.

I can sense ReZ's erection already. That aside, I look forward to this.

A slutty raspberry costume. How very disturbing.

Flink's top tip: Stockholm Syndrome is your friend.

If they're going to replace anyone, it should be Foreman. Actually, he should stay on so they can kill him off.

You know they're quality condoms if they're cheap.

Was there ever any doubt?

Depends on what kind of woman you're after. :p I thought your profile seemed fine (I chuckled at the 'Friday night' section, so you'd get a message back from me, at least!). Though using a picture of yourself with [some attractive famous woman] as your main profile image seems kind of weird. I'd replace it with your second picture. That picture makes you look nicer/more single. And maybe replace the last two pictures with more flattering pictures where it's easier to see what you look like.

I thought this game would be a kart racer!

You probably just need sexier profile pictures. How much skin are you currently showing?

PUSH HER OFF A CLIFF. But, like, not a tall one. Just so she gets the point.

Other avatars that would have impressed Danny: 1) Anything Danish 2) Anything Ace Attorney 3) Anything with breasts

The hand-me-down PC I got when my brother bought his new computer is finally in a working state. The monitor sucks and the sound card is on the fritz so it kind of sounds like someone's constantly frying bacon, but I'm just glad to finally have a computer that can handle The Sims 3.

But the depressingness is what I love about this thread. Though the new title is cool too. I guess.

Who's awake at the ungodly hour of 11:00 AM?

My brother has pre-ordered this, despite disliking both Morrowind and Oblivion. Always the optimist, I guess.

I'm pretty sure that's what your victims think too.

For the record, all I did was call him weird. Now Peeps, on the other hand... He dissed Xenoblade Chronicles.

Welcome to... the chat room.

That chimp was totally coming on to me before you logged in and ruined it, Flameboy.