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I used to have a ton of tabs open, but I lost them all in the Great Firefox Crash of '11. It was very freeing. Now I keep things more manageable. Everything after the N-E tab is just temporary stuff.

Donkey Kong is an ape. *Misses the point entirely*

Been playing this game since Christmas Eve and finally got all five sparkling stars tonight. I would have gotten them yesterday, but the prospect of having to play through the entire game a second time for no good reason got me so mad that I played The Sims 3 all night instead. Ugh, pointless padding... Next time, they should just make a longer game instead. Other than that it was great, though. Definitely my favorite handheld Mario game.

Man, poor Herojan. Here he tells us about his crippling OCD, and you just make fun of him.

It's less impressive once you realize that he's only used it once.

Ugh, it's like you're not even listening. Sounds exciting!

... I don't get it. You'll need to stop being so vague.

He kind of looks like someone fat sat on him. :p

You could do a lot worse than Rummy, Moogle.

I'd say... probably the red-haired girl in your avatar or the football guy in your signature. Or ReZ.

No idea. But it sure looked cool.

I've sort of developed a crush recently, and it's really annoying. Life is easier when you're dead inside (or at least when you're not obsessing over someone). :p My current celebrity obsession is Chord Overstreet, for some reason. I feel like this post pales in comparison to Chair's, but eh.

He jumped out of a plane, shot is pursuer with a rocket launcher and then got back in the plane again. What's not to get? :p

Bring out the cat GIFs!

I'm not even nerdy enough to see whatever image you posted. I'm cooler than I thought.

You say that now, but it won't be as much fun when you get the weather you usually get in December in March.

Twilight Princess did the same thing with rupees, so I doubt it was an oversight. Nintendo just thinks we're all idiots. The trick is to play through the game in as few sessions as possible. If you only play an hour at a time, then yeah, you're going to get those messages constantly. Of course, that still doesn't help when you find junk in chests...

You could say Goafer spent the day clearing out his wardrobe. Wait, no...

Good stuff of the day: Danny slowly losing his mind.

Baby Metal Dry Bowser.

What, and have to create a new character model instead of just retexturing an old one? That's ridiculous, Fused King. This is why you don't work at Nintendo.

Someone's an affectionate drunk.

I bought it but my parents are paying for it, since it's a Christmas gift. Though I would have shared it either way, because I'm nice like that. Already planning to get Mario Kart 7 at some point after I'm done with Super Mario 3D Land. I'll get Tales of the Abyss if Bamco ever does a second printing.

I got a 3DS that I have to share with my brother. Of course, I already knew that, since I'm the one who bought it. Still, pretty awesome. Your post should have ended there.

I don't even remember who that is. I think we may have different opinions on which characters are good and on their importance.