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Aww, I haven't run into Kelly. Turns out you need to have flirted with her in Mass Effect 2 (enough so she'd come to visit you in your cabin) for her to appear in this game. Though to be fair, I couldn't stand Kelly and have watched her melt numerous times on YouTube, but still.

Cheaper solution: "Remember when I said, 'til death do us part? Well..."

Yeah, they'd have to pay me at least twice that to get me to play it.

I like how Kaidan is so boring that even the people who kept him alive can't remember how to spell his name. Well, because when y- Oh.

Nah, it doesn't seem possible to make a dent in the shields. Assuming that's the part you're talking about, of course. :p

I'm currently making my way through this (or I was, until Mass Effect 3 consumed my life). I have three more episodes left to watch, and it has been very good so far. It's the kind of show where I don't see how a second season could possibly work, but then I haven't finished watching the first season yet, so maybe another season makes perfect sense.

I'm glad you said that, because all I could think during your rant was, "he looks like a gorilla!". I guess that still makes him better-looking than Miranda, though...

Well, it works, so... yes?

Even Molyneux is getting sick of Fable. Edit: Also, you should fix your link.

Book art! Nah, I'm just kidding. Let's get back to talking about Dan's friend's neighbor.

It's the DS all over again!

Hahaha, that new FemShep looks awesome. She almost makes Miranda look normal.

Just write it off as a business expense.

Look on the bright side - this will do wonders for your galactic readiness score! This is your punishment for not using the default Shepard.

Man, you really want Dyson to get yelled at by angry customers, don't you?

That just makes you one of those rich people who complain about not being rich. :p

Charlie is the 1%.

I would rather take my chances with the reapers. :p

If by "choose effectively" you mean stay as far away from you as possible, then yes. I'm surprised anyone survived the suicide mission, but I'm guessing that's not for a lack of trying.

Wait, you killed Wrex? Remind me never to be on your crew. :p

Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn.

I think he wants you to use Tumblr. He'd totally reblog all of your posts.

Normally I love co-op, but this is Fable, so I will lower my expectations accordingly.

I wouldn't call the gameplay in the first Mass Effect dated, so much as I would call it different. And, well, flawed, I guess. The main story is a lot better than in the sequel, though. As long as you don't overindulge on sidequests and don't mind emptying your inventory every couple of hours, it's a lot of fun. Eh, they're both decent enough platformers, but the main reason to play them is the imaginative places you visit and the dark twists on the classic characters (more so in the first game, as the second game seems to focus on more obscure characters). It's been over a decade since I played the first game, but I don't remember the levels dragging on as much as they did in the sequel. If you can live with average gameplay because you think the other stuff makes up for it, then they're worth playing.

That's a horrible thing to say about Paj.