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It makes more sense to be friends with ugly people to make yourself look better in comparison.

There are some other people who use Cube-Europe semi-regularly, too. Really, though, if we could just agree to all use the same chat room, I don't really much care which one. The links on the front page both take you to N-Europe now, except if you click on the chat link on the banner when you have the chat opened on the front page, in which case it takes you to Cube-Europe instead. Meanwhile, the banner link on the forum doesn't seem to work (on the standard theme, anyway), while the link I usually use - the one under the General Chit Chat link - still takes you to Cube-Europe.

Do it, Ine! If Susan on Desperate Housewives can do it, so can you.

Late to the party as usual, Dog-amoto. :p But yeah, it's pretty great.

I want more swearing, but I have no opinion on the amount of rape jokes.

That's stupid. Just get a divorce, Mokong.

I like that drawing.

If I won the Texas Lottery (If I won the Texas Lottery) Well, I'd buy Peeps a whore (I would buy him a whore) And if I won the Texas Lottery (If I won the Texas Lottery) Buy him condoms for his whore Maybe a nice ribbed one or spermicidal And if I won the Texas Lottery (If I won the Texas Lottery) Well, I'd buy Ine a K-car So she could get that designer job And if I won the Texas Lottery I'd buy N-EEEEEEEEEEEEE If I won the Texas Lottery I'd build a tree fort in ReZ's yard If I won the Texas Lottery He could help 'cause it would make him hard If I won the Texas Lottery Maybe we could put a little tiny cage in there somewhere (We could just go up there and hang out Like, open the cage and stuff And there'd be kids laid out for us... with little pre-wrapped sausages and things Mmmm They have pre-wrapped sausages, but you still go to jail if you unwrap them Well, can you blame 'em? Uh, yeah!) If I won the Texas Lottery (If I won the Texas Lottery) Well, I'd stage the biggest mafia (But not a real mafia, 'cause that's cruel) And if I won the Texas Lottery (If I won the Texas Lottery) I'd buy you an exotic pet Yep! Like a llama or maybe Diageo And if I won the Texas Lottery (If I won the Texas Lottery) Well, I'd buy you Rokhed's remains Oooh, all them crazy elephant bones (if you know what I mean) And if I won the Texas Lottery I'd buy N-EEEEEEEEEEEEE If I won the Texas Lottery I wouldn't have to post anymore If I won the Texas Lottery No, I'd pay an Indian 'cause it costs more If I won the Texas Lottery I wouldn't have to pretend to care about you guys (But I would care Of course I would, I'd just pretend not to And buy really expensive jokes That's right, all the fanciest jok- Comedy Rainbow! Mmm) If I won the Texas Lottery (If I won the Texas Lottery) Well, I'd stage the biggest meet (But not a real meet 'cause that's cruel) And if I won the Texas Lottery (If I won the Texas Lottery) Well, I'd buy you some art A Hamish or a framed Goafer And if I won the Texas Lottery (If I won the Texas Lottery) Well, I'd buy you a website Haven't you always wanted a place where you could read European Nintendo news?! And if I won the Texas Lottery I'd buy N-EEEEEEEEEEEEE If I won the Texas Lottery (If I won the Texas Lottery) If I won the Texas Lottery (If I won the Texas Lottery) If I won the Texas Looooootteeeeeery I'd be rich

Even so... :p I never bothered with the series after getting a PS2 when it became clear that Fatal Frame IV wouldn't be released outside Japan, so Nintendo can keep their remake of the second game. I ain't bitin'.

I would much rather have a remake of a game that has already had a European release than a game that was never released outside Japan. You sure know how to treat us, Nintendo.

Community is returning on March 15! Unfortunately it also means that Parks and Recreation will take a five-week hiatus while Up All Night finishes its first (and last?) season, but I guess you can't win 'em all.

The lumas are one of the cutest things Nintendo has ever created.

It sounds so romantic when you put it that way. I only asked because the general consensus in the chat room last night seemed to be 'attractive person = instant erection', but maybe that was just me oversimplifying what people were saying in my head.

So is that actual sexual arousal? Like, a really attractive girl smiles at you and you pop a boner, or is it more, "oh my god she's so pretty!" *swoon*? Sorry if that's a stupid question. :p

Sorry, Pancake. I have excellent posture, as do all of my friends and family. You're supposed to drag your knuckles on the ground, right?

If it has to be something I love, I guess I'll have to give up porn.

The entire season in 720p only being 2.39 GB makes no sense whatsoever. I don't think the author has ever pirated anything. :p

The characters are interesting and the story is good/mature, but yeah, I could have done without all of the pesky gameplay.

Well, it depends on how you define "coming into it", I guess. All three Uncharted games had relationship complications/sexual tension between Nate and the love interest(s). Gears of War 2 had the side plot about that one guy's wife. Alan Wake's trying to save his wife. Max Payne's wife is killed and then he meets Mona Sax. Phoenix Wright has an ex-girlfriend in the third game. Adam Jensen has a girlfriend at the beginning of Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Xenoblade Chronicles, Infamous, 999, Heavy Rain... They all have straight relationships. It's not usually the focus, but it's there in a lot of games. And then when you get the chance to have a gay relationship in a game, it's only ever as an optional choice in an RPG.

MY ORIGINAL DESIGN DO NOT STEAL.

He never said that you couldn't...? Anyone else looking forward to Mass Effect 3? I mean, since this thread is already off-topic, we may as well talk about an interesting game.

What, you didn't know? All Morrigans are sluts. Fact. (Actually, the slut in Dragon Age is the male elf. Morrigan just dresses like one, but that makes sense because she's a woman in a video game.)

The right price for Ghost Trick was ?30 when it was new.

I've had a bit of a fever these last couple of days. I think it's my body's way of telling me that I should play more Mass Effect 2.

Sorry, Moogle. We can't all be boob men.