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I told you you hate it!

AAAAAAHHHH MATH.

"Alright" is a good word to describe Cougar Town with. Penny Can is super annoying, though. :p Now Parks and Recreation, on the other hand...

You hate it.

Sly 2 has large hub areas where most of the levels take place. Like a platformer Grand Theft Auto. For the most part, the individual levels are about doing things that will help you with your big heist in that area. You also get to play as two other characters. The third game is pretty much the same thing, but with a lot more gimmicky levels and several new characters that you only use in a level or two (they also removed the collectables in the hub levels for some reason). It's not as good as the second game, but it's still good. So less Crash Bandicoot, but still familiar. Certainly a lot better than the later Jak games.

The first step is admitting that you have a problem. :p

Well, you're not going to be able to resist seeing the ending when you've made it that far, but yeah, anything past that point really sours the experience. Just pretend the game ended with the full dialogue Aimless posted in this post.

No pun intended?

You did make a poor purchase, though.

Is there anything I can sign to increase the beer tax?

Yes, I'm sorry I insulted Mac Walters and whoever did the art. That was uncalled for. The covers are pretty nice, though.

That's what Flink is for. You've always wanted to be a desperate housewife!

Dragon Age: Origins and Fallout: New Vegas are both great. I approve! The Mass Effect comics are so terrible. Enjoy.

No wonder Cube had to make up his own ending. :p

Yeah, I'm just going to make up my own head canon, too. The games will be so much better that way. The series is now all about Shepard and Anderson traveling around the galaxy and kicking butt.

Since the Military Strength bar is half blue/green and half gray and the Readiness Rating stays at 50% throughout the game, I'm assuming increasing the latter through multiplayer/terrible iPhone games just increases the colored portion of the former, thereby making it easier to fill up. I doubt increasing your Readiness Rating if your Military Strength bar is already full does anything, so anyone who's gotten that far would be better off just finishing the game.

BURN THE HERETIC. Oh, Mario Tennis? Fine, let's get back to that. I still say it needs less tennis and more kart racing.

This game is so pretty.

Says the Tetris hater!

You're only saying that because you know you can't win.

The problem is that it's still a tennis game. This game needs more kart racing to be interesting.