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/me thinks everyone is a closet homosexual with all these bum jokes.

 

Old Man: stop tinkering with the car, and tinker with my ....

Younger Man: Go shave your beard fatty

 

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(dont ask me about this caption)

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A new method of getting mechanics to work faster: get an older man to stare at them while they are working so the mechanic will work faster to get away from him so people stop making jokes about them being gay and the older guy being a pedophile.

 

Enough with the pedophile jokes...:horse:

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Kid: Hmm...*leftie....loosie...rightie...?* balls...

 

Old Guy: Hey Boy...hey boy...you look mighty cute in em jeans. Now how's about you come on over here, and fuck me up the ass?

 

I'm a bend over now....hmmmmmm.....aaaaaaah....

 

Hey boy, slow down...

 

you gonna mess around and come too fast...make me get mad, I'll clench up ma but cheeks and rip your dick off.

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Kid: We have all the processors, drives and microchips, why won't it work?

Man: I believe that we are out of blue-laser diodes.


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