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The Three Seashells!

 

Haha, awesome. Is that from Demolition Man?

 

I'd like to copyright a double sided "squishy" ketchup bottle. It really annoys me when you have some ketchup left at the bottom, but you can't squish it out. If it was double sided, you would not have this problem.

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Dream recorder.

 

Funnily enough, it's already been done to some extent, and I kid you not. A conducting pad is attatched directly above the frontal lobe, and electrical signals within your brain are measured and recorded. Certain frequencies are associated with certain feelings or events, so these can be linked to certain keywords. You never really forget dreams, they are embedded in your subconscious (which is why you have the same dream more than once), so when these keywords are spoken they act as stimulus to make you remember the dream. It's not very accurate, but it's been known to work although I doubt it's what you had in mind ::shrug:

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I'd like to copyright a double sided "squishy" ketchup bottle. It really annoys me when you have some ketchup left at the bottom, but you can't squish it out. If it was double sided, you would not have this problem.
This is the only idea in this thread that I would really like to see and is possible. Considering stealing it for my own selfish, personal gain.

 

As for me, i'd like some sort of tablet you can take that stops facial hair growing for like a month. I despise shaving.

 

Also, a tablet you can take that protects your skin from the sun for a day. I also despise applying suncream.

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As for me, i'd like some sort of tablet you can take that stops facial hair growing for like a month. I despise shaving.

 

 

I know it sounds a bit sadistic, but i kinda like shaving now. You feel fresh afterwards. A good shave and a shower always leaves me happy in the morning.

 

(that should probably go in the happy r-e room thread thingy)

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Haha, awesome. Is that from Demolition Man?

Hell yeah.

 

I'd like to copyright a double sided "squishy" ketchup bottle. It really annoys me when you have some ketchup left at the bottom, but you can't squish it out. If it was double sided, you would not have this problem.

Now you see, the smart people store it upside down, so such a problem never occurs except for a small portion of sauce.

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I'd like to copyright a double sided "squishy" ketchup bottle. It really annoys me when you have some ketchup left at the bottom, but you can't squish it out. If it was double sided, you would not have this problem.

 

What about a normal bottle but the bottom part could be unscrewed. No ketchup would be lost atall.

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Simulating gravitation in a Spaceship. Although I can only picture it using some sort of magnet but I think constant exposure to a magnetic field isn't too healthy.

Gravity can already be simulated by using centrifugal force. Spin a space station around fast enough, and you can simulate Earth gravity (1G).

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A computer that can upgrade with software rather than hardware, like in the good old days when a bios update would make such a difference.

 

Ahhhh...

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Gravity can already be simulated by using centrifugal force. Spin a space station around fast enough, and you can simulate Earth gravity (1G).

 

Yes I know, therefore I was referring to a spaceship.

Although it should actually be possible on a spaceship too by constantly rotating it. But it wouldn't be as maneuverable then and need more fuel for evasive maneuvers or course changes.

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