Jon Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 You need permission to test someone's DNA, so unless they plan to break the law, It looks like an empty threat. Rather funny it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 any word on if this is legit? could be neat hoaxing. Well I know I guy who has a brother that goes to Durham, so I'll ask him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fields Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 Well personally I reckon it's a hoax, although there's no official word on it yet and everybody here seems to be treating it as legit... so I don't know. Either way, showering from now on is going to be an unpleasant experience with this thought in mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 You need permission to test someone's DNA, so unless they plan to break the law, It looks like an empty threat. Rather funny it was. Yeah but couldn't you put on the poster something like "Anyone masturbating in the shower subjects themselves to DNA tests"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The3rdChildren Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 But the shower is the cleanest possible place to spray your sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Just like Counter Strike, spray and pray (oh and Rambo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy3000 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 haha, thats quality. I hope no one wanks in our halls showers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The3rdChildren Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 This isn't going to help at all. Now people are going to wank into their sinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 im surprised that they didnt say masturbating onto other people isnt seen as unacceptable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Well personally I reckon it's a hoax, although there's no official word on it yet and everybody here seems to be treating it as legit... so I don't know. Either way, showering from now on is going to be an unpleasant experience with this thought in mind... So are you one of the culprits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtle Squad Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Hahahahaha!!!!....They must have one fucking crap drainage system!! So are you one of the culprits? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elniro Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 wahhahahahaha thats joke they better put a sign up outside my bathroom door too then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I couldnt see this happening, but that is downright hillarious. Any news on prevention? Maybe sample cups beside the shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingJoe Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Maybe they should stop laminating porn, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skarmachild Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Eugh, masturbating in the showers hard enough (did I just post that). But this just takes the cake, "L0l evary1 l3ts hav a c00ntest!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormingstoke Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Obviously one of the students having a joke I think, easy thing to put together once you get the right logos and phone numbers to make it look official. Can't really believe theres enough quantities of the stuff to block the drains, but its the DNA testing bit that gives it away, they'd have to get the stuff blocking the pipes, have it analyzed, then get everysingle person that uses that drainage system to toss off in a cup for them. Funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Why does it take longer to wank when standing up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Im not sure. unnatural orgasm position? you know, for breeding... edit: I know a guy who convinced a whole road that their rubbish truck day was moved by using photoshop with some Sheffield Council Logo's. easily done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMonkey Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 i wank in the shower theres so much in there that theres a layer of sperm on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Im not sure. unnatural orgasm position? you know, for breeding... But did'nt we used to do it stood up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Oh god that made me laugh especially the bit where it said to do it in comfort in your own room.Man that was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMonkey Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 this thread has had me in fits of laughter thanks guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
er-no Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Very very funny. Shame it's probably not real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 See, you've gotta go en-suite, people. It's the only natural thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 But did'nt we used to do it stood up? you know what....i have no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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