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comedy picture time.

 

So I grew a bit of a beard recently. Tonight it was destroyed, and I decided I'd treat you lucky lot to a comedy shave dissection of the beast- Dan in several modes of shitty facial hair!

 

OK step one: The Riker

 

The Beard in full- untouched by the hand of man for approx 3 weeks.

 

DSCN0598.jpg

 

Step 2: The Craig David. The cheek fluff and the sideburns go, leaving the chin and tache in place. The signature beard of wankers everywhere. With more grooming, this becomes the look of the Asian Rudeboy.

DSCN0599-1.jpg

 

Step 3: The Roadie. usually accompanied by a pony tail and a bad metalica tee this beard; with the chin growth reduced to a whiskery stump on the chin point means one thing: I can't grow a real beard, but this bit might get me served in a rock club.

DSCN0602.jpg

 

Step 4. The Lebanese Pimp.

Eeeuuurrgh.

 

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also quick PSA: I'm not naked, I just shave topless to spare my shirts the shrapnel damage.

 

LMFAO! If i was you, I would destroy all evidence of the lebanese style photo. You don't know who could get a hold of it and start spreading, 'wanted' photos...

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comedy picture time.

 

So I grew a bit of a beard recently. Tonight it was destroyed, and I decided I'd treat you lucky lot to a comedy shave dissection of the beast- Dan in several modes of shitty facial hair!

 

OK step one: The Riker

 

The Beard in full- untouched by the hand of man for approx 3 weeks.

 

DSCN0598.jpg

 

Step 2: The Craig David. The cheek fluff and the sideburns go, leaving the chin and tache in place. The signature beard of wankers everywhere. With more grooming, this becomes the look of the Asian Rudeboy.

DSCN0599-1.jpg

 

Step 3: The Roadie. usually accompanied by a pony tail and a bad metalica tee this beard; with the chin growth reduced to a whiskery stump on the chin point means one thing: I can't grow a real beard, but this bit might get me served in a rock club.

DSCN0602.jpg

 

Step 4. The Lebanese Pimp.

Eeeuuurrgh.

 

DSCN0605.jpg

 

 

also quick PSA: I'm not naked, I just shave topless to spare my shirts the shrapnel damage.

I cant even get mine that long lol. Im hairy most other plaes though =[ Like my chest etc...

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