ReZourceman Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Just started hanging out with a group of crabs. Nice and diverse bunch of lads. One of them just came out of prison, he was sent there as he kept pinching things. One of them is a hermit crab. Since he has started hanging out with us he has really come out of his shell. One of them is Chinese. He is a crust-asian.
The fish Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 The best joke, of course, is the idea that ReZ has a sense of humour...
Sméagol Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 (edited) Dude, you should be like, a comedian or something! Maybe even start your own comedy video series! Edit: Crabs: Edited November 11, 2011 by Sméagol
The Bard Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 I genuinely think your life is a pun on the meaning of humour.
MoogleViper Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 The Bard said: I genuinely think your life is a pun on the meaning of humour. No need to get crabby about it.
ReZourceman Posted November 11, 2011 Author Posted November 11, 2011 Oh no! One of my other crab friends has been recruited by the mafia! Bunch of lobsters.
S.C.G Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 ReZourceman said: Oh no! One of my other crab friends has been recruited by the mafia! Bunch of lobsters. Recruited by the mafia? I hope he doesn't get pinched...
Iun Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 Oy, I had a crustacean friend of mine go to prison, ten years he was there. When he finally got out, he was just an empty shell. I swear the charges were trumped up though, always smelled fishy to me.
Ellmeister Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 I think this thread is wearing quite fin with all these jokes.
Iun Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 (edited) It's just fishing for being put in Davy Jones' Locker. I have to go, I can't kelp with it any more. Besides, I dont want to make anemone of the mods. Edited November 13, 2011 by Iun
Ville Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 Yeah, I can sea the topic changing pretty soon as well, I mean it's pretty hard to use the same theme for ray and night. I bet 20 squid we have a change within 2-3 days.
Ellmeister Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 jayseven said: I sea what you did there. These jokes have no plaice in these forums, I demand the puns be stopped!
The Peeps Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 Clam up Ell, if you don't like puns you can Skate off!
S.C.G Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 I've haddock up to here, these jokes have no sole and I think it would be betta to quit now rather than sea how far we can string this trout; otherwise it'll just turn into a load of codswallop.
jayseven Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 Srsly SGC? You've octopus some effort in next time.
Iun Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 jayseven said: Srsly SGC? You've octopus some effort in next time. Don' take the bait Sam, no need to be so koi. We all carp on about ReZ not having a sense of humour, but at least he's angling for a few laughs.
Ville Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 Yeah, rez is awesome, the absolute king of all sea men
ipaul Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) This clamour of puns is ridiculous. Fuck this, I need to play some tunes. I'm going to tuna my bass. Edited November 14, 2011 by ipaul
The fish Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 I'm not getting involved, I refuse to succumb to pier pressure.
The Peeps Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 I really hope no one is harbouring any more puns.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 Buoy, are you guys out at sea with all these punts. You've thrown yourselves right in the deep end. Boat ReZ and you otters should be ashamed, this is really sub-standard.
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