Pancake Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I doubt he'd be complaining if she slapped him on the arse. I suppose it could have been a play slap. Which is fine. But if not... lay off the Eastenders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapedeck Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Interesting thread. Love the get ripped, tanned and biceps post. But, you may find that you will get looks from looking that way, but if you don't know what you are doing you may still fail. You need to ask yourself what you want. A one night stand, a relationship? And then 'why?' whay do you want a relationship. BE realistic. Then ask yourself "what kind of woman do I want" and then... "what kind of things would that woman like". It should all fall into place. I decided to get this area of my life sorted a few years back (N-E may remember!) and things can be learned. Get the skills, get the girl. Just do yourself a favour and ask why you want a girl. That's sometimes more important and leads to self discovery - which is vital to success in anything, not just meeting women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I think that a slap is fair play. I've been at a bar when someone did a one liner to a random girl, only to have her boyfriend standing next to her. The boyfriend then smashed a glass over the guys head. Karma's never worked so quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serebii Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I think that a slap is fair play. I've been at a bar when someone did a one liner to a random girl, only to have her boyfriend standing next to her. The boyfriend then smashed a glass over the guys head. Karma's never worked so quick. That's one of my concerns. I start chatting to a girl, turns out she has a boyfriend and he punches me for doing it. That's how my life works, I know it'll happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 It's very unlikely you'd get punched for talking to a girl... I've been with friends and a few times they've chatted to a girl and the drunk boyfriend starts thinking something's on, but if it's innocent it's always been fine. It's just that this guy shouted out a particularly vulgar one liner. In all honesty, if you're actually looking for a relationship then clubs probably aren't the best place for it... Are there no social-oriented places for you to meet girls and what not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) Do my method, it takes a while but just wait for a girl to talk to you.... Or go learn to snowboard, it's littered full of useless clunge, be shit at it, always go after them and be shit. Then at the end say ooo errr that's hard. Once lessons have ended ask if she will still continue to go the dry ski slope snag her number wait for drunken text, then ditch when the first date she decides going for a swim is a good idea, FUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT. Seriously though as Wesley has just said join a club, night classes are a good place to go to. Edited August 20, 2010 by James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serebii Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 It's very unlikely you'd get punched for talking to a girl... I've been with friends and a few times they've chatted to a girl and the drunk boyfriend starts thinking something's on, but if it's innocent it's always been fine. It's just that this guy shouted out a particularly vulgar one liner. In all honesty, if you're actually looking for a relationship then clubs probably aren't the best place for it... Are there no social-oriented places for you to meet girls and what not? Not at the moment. My friends are rarely up for doing stuff (such a hassle to get them to do anything) and really, there's no point me trying at the moment as mid-month next month, my workload increases to 140 hour weeks for a few weeks. October though, things will change. Parties are on, I also intend to get a part-time job to increase my social circle somewhat too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Do my method, it takes a while but just wait for a girl to talk to you.... Or go learn to snowboard, it's littered full of useless clunge, be shit at it, always go after them and be shit. Then at the end say ooo errr that's hard. Once lessons have ended ask if she will still continue to go the dry ski slope snag her number wait for drunken text, then ditch when the first date she decides going for a swim is a good idea, FUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT. Seriously though as Wesley has just said join a club, night classes are a good place to go to. ...classy. ps. Yes the eye rolling is back, damn you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 ...classy. ps. Yes the eye rolling is back, damn you all. I'm a non classy guy. You could go to Australia, the woman are very forthcoming. But that might prove expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goron_3 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Not really. You said before work at Hollister, so presumably you're one of those deemed acceptable as attractive by society, and generally look fine and "normal". It's not the same for those of us who can barely stand to look at ourselves in the mirror, or photos. [/dramatic/over the top] Dramatic indeed! Tbh I don't consider myself that good looking. Hell, I work with a bunch of fit girls and I definately wouldn't be able to pull any of them on looks alone. But that's the thing, it's much more than looks. Attraction isn't just based on looks. Ok, I admit if you're good looking you are gonna attract more girls at a club or something, but girls are going to be attracted to you're personality. Just be confident, have a laugh and smile. Hell if I knew how to post a picture of myself here you'd see I'm not that attractive (at least in my eyes, im surprised Hollister hired me!!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I'm a non classy guy. You could go to Australia, the woman are very forthcoming. But that might prove expensive. Aussie is hot and full of dangerous animals, beware! In seriousness women are far too easy in england, but don't expect to pull any nice non-orange ones if you go down that road! :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro_Link Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 but don't expect to pull any nice non-orange ones if you go down that road! :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serebii Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Aussie is hot and full of dangerous animals, beware! In seriousness women are far too easy in england, but don't expect to pull any nice non-orange ones if you go down that road! :awesome: Thankfully, I hold no interest in oompa loompas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Thankfully, I hold no interest in oompa loompas Just becareful if you have white sheets if you get too drunk, they leave a mark when they leave in the morning. Haha, I really do feel sorry for men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serebii Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) Just becareful if you have white sheets if you get too drunk, they leave a mark when they leave in the morning. Haha, I really do feel sorry for men. What a lovely mental image :P Anyway, I'm not really a one-nighter guy so the point is moot. I mean I'd kiss and get their number, but sex...no. Plus, my standards are really high. Edited August 20, 2010 by Serebii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Haha, I really do feel sorry for men. So do I... *checks self* oh wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Thankfully, I hold no interest in oompa loompas He who is fussy gets no pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serebii Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 He who is fussy gets no pussy. Is that you admitting your love for oompa loompas? Did you get a song when you left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Is that you admitting your love for oompa loompas? Did you get a song when you left? 'Oompa Loompa doompadee do I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompah Loompa Doompadee dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you get when you go to club Noise, lots of twats and you feel like a nub I don't like the sound of it Oompah Loompa doompadee da If you're not seedy you will go far You will live in hapiness too Like the Oompah Loompah Doompadee Do Doompadee Doo' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Is that you admitting your love for oompa loompas? Did you get a song when you left? Yeah. The sang Love Train. Weird midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debug Mode Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Haha, all you scrubs with your women problems. I had sex last just moments ago. It was awesome, the women were around me in droves, clenching onto my steel pipe of a manhood. Some times though beaches and shores just can't handle so much pure concentrated man that they lose their life in the process, but these women endured and will be up for more tomorrow. My mother and sister are bloody, but the battle has been won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Haha, all you scrubs with your women problems. I had sex last just moments That's pretty weak. Was she satisfied? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caris Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Did you know the number one turn on for a lot of girls isn't a sick pack or ripped arms. It's confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Did you know the number one turn on for a lot of girls isn't a sick pack or ripped arms. It's confidence. No way man girls love a sick pack. The can't get enough of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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