Dyson Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 No, we all hate you and you do everything wrong and we want you to go away right now, which is why you're banned on the forum. Oh, wait.
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 Pulled some bloke at the random gay bar, brought him back to mine and we blew each other in the bathroom (my bedroom was too conventional, and had too much Balamory stuff lying around) Then we watched Tori Amos videos whilst listening to Sinead O'Connor to see how stunning it was. It was stunning. Got his number. Forgot his name. Not to worry, I'm sure I'll see him next week. Or someone else.
Cube Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 (edited) Here is something mildly interesting New Post On N-Europe 30-Jun-2010 By Nobody Special Earlier today it was discovered that someone has posted a new message over on the N-Europe forums. Half the world rejoiced over this new finding, whereas everyone else in the world posted on a well-known parenting forum that it was an utter disgrace. During our extensive research into the post, which was found in the "A Day In The Life Of HWYD", we discovered that not only did the post cause eye cancer to everyone who read it, but the member involved in the posting has been linked to the death of Princess Diana. The member refused to comment on the speculation, stating that "I do not speak to awful newspapers like you." this obviously means that the member didn't just kill Diana, but he also kidnapped Madeline. We have passed this information on to the police but so far they have only stated that they "may look into the claims." The controversy over the this post nearly matches to the outrage that followed the one before it, where a member stated that he wished he was "that great a slut". This is awesome. Edited June 30, 2010 by Cube Time Travel Fail
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 TWO THOUSAND AND NINE?! Alright, who's got the DeLorean?
Raining_again Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 It's all give and take, danny gives out the pervy comments, we take the piss. But neither of which means any harm.. you're just seeing one side on this thread...! We like danny! I think he's taking over from Offerman. Big shoes to fill man. You've got work to do!
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 It's all give and take, danny gives out the pervy comments, we take the piss. But neither of which means any harm.. you're just seeing one side on this thread...! We like danny! I think he's taking over from Offerman. Big shoes to fill man. You've got work to do! I don't delude myself into thinking I can live up to Offerman's reputation. :p I think Moogle or ReZ are more likely candidates for that spot.
Ashley Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 But ReZ has the mental age of a seven year old so pervy comments from him are just wrong for different reasons.
The fish Posted July 1, 2010 Posted July 1, 2010 Heh, not based on this thread alone, as I have been reading the general board for some time, even though not posting much... Yes, this is why the response is a bit surprising...Doesn't seem too different from the other kind of perviness flying around here Well, maybe being pervy is just like a skill that has hidden abilities depending on the user... Person X used Pervert Mind: It's super effective! The opponent is paralysed from laughing! Person Y used Pervert Mind: The opponent is not amused! Its attack rose sharply, while Person Y got confused! Person Y hit itself in the face and passed out! I lol'ed very much. : peace: Also, a non-crazy person from Finland? That's got to be an N-E first!
Gizmo Posted July 1, 2010 Posted July 1, 2010 I lol'ed very much. : peace: Also, a non-crazy person from Finland? That's got to be an N-E first! I know several Finn's, and I know for a fact that this is not possible. :wink:
Molly Posted July 18, 2010 Posted July 18, 2010 I cannot BELIEVE I missed this thread. Amazing. For you Mol, and those amazingly pretty corneas. I lolled. But our love is mutual!
Ashley Posted July 18, 2010 Posted July 18, 2010 I reckon you should go in a burka , just to piss them off.
Shino Posted July 18, 2010 Posted July 18, 2010 I reckon you should go in a burka , just to piss them off. The eyes is all we need, right Dannyboy?
Ashley Posted July 19, 2010 Posted July 19, 2010 With sunglasses obviously. It will be July after all.
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 19, 2010 Posted July 19, 2010 (edited) YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE ANYMORE Edited July 20, 2010 by EEVILMURRAY
Jimbob Posted July 19, 2010 Posted July 19, 2010 A sleeping mask? Or a bandana, would be interesting.
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