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Xpert 11: Season 14, Fresh Blood and Old Grudges

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Aaaaaah! That was lovely. A 3-0 win at lunchtime makes me feel all nice for the rest of the day.

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I'm disappointed by how the match was played. 6 of my 8 chances were freekicks, but my best hard shooter got injured after the first and next in line was the only freekick specialist playing, but he isn't any good at it. The idiot had to shoot directly at goal every single time.

 

I'm a bit worried it's all going to fall apart from here. Got two home matches next but I can easily lose them and it's only two points to relegation zone.

 

 

Got promoted from division 8:67 to 7:71 in the Final League. I won't be kicking ass like I did last season. My 16 million econ team is up against teams worth between 29 to 89 millions.

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Silly result looking at the stats but got some good youth training done.

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4-1 for Recall, a good result as well.

 

Next for Recall, AFCRez. In the double header as well.

 

Edit: I'm not going to be here for the game, it is on the day i travel to London for this years meet. I shall arrange accordanly, my tactics.

Edited by Jimbob

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I gotta say I'm surprised that I'm able to put up a fight this season. I thought last season was my one real shot at the title with a good strong team in good form and not having real knowledge of the new DV system. Being three points clear just before the halfway mark feels awesome :D

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Was Edd vs Eights the two best goalies in all leagues against each other?

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Battlestar Odwinicia got a 12 as well. So if 12 is the best keeper, the match you're looking for is Edd Kirby-Battlestar. Mine is only 11.

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Currently typing in america on phone, won the league in my other private league in my third season there. very pleased. Results gone ok so far here but i suspect more points dropped soon.

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Will catch up reports this week my last week at work so been a bit hetic but they will be coming!

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In X11 success is never guaranteed - results can sometimes be a little freaky.

 

Complete Domstercool 0 - 4 AFC ReZs Rabies

 

It was a massacre at home for Complete Domstercool as they continued to melt under the pressure with another crushing defeat, this time from from ReZs Rabies. The Rabies had their ravenous, foaming at the mouth opposition out in force again as they completely overwhelmed the opposition. All the action took place in the first 20 minutes with 4 goals in quick succession from the Rabies, before one of the DC defenders panicked in the 29th minute as he was attacked by rabid striker and struck out. Soon after the referee was forced to call off the match and call in animal control. It is believed that both teams will be in quarantine for several days until all trace of the virus has been eradicated, with Rabies managers Rez expected to be surgically spayed & neutered.

Lededhead Dominatrix 0 - 0 Rising Pheonix

Nothing happened. Two frankly rather poor tries on goal at each end but apart from that nothing. Absolutely goddamn nothing. I have absolutely nothing football related to type here. I actually left the stadium to go to a skin show. They had to show bestial porn after the match to get people to wake up. What was even the point? It was what purgatory must be like. A giant great waste of everybody’s time, forever. Dear god.

 

Martinists Men 1 - 4 Recall United

 

Recall continued their epic form against the Men dominating so absolutely and completely, so much like a man should that it was all I could do but to roll over and scream enthusiastically for more. The goals came thick and fast as Hollingdale, Wallgren and Kay all demonstarted great head game with one header after another. The Men’s offence still fought on and lucked a penalty, captain Hariis Booth slotting it away confidently. The MM’s were tired however and were soon ragged, the Recalls sealing the game with a superb counter attack, Solano making it four.

DISCOUNTED VIAGRA 2 - 2 Bayern Fish

Viagra v Fish became a case of fire versus fire as both teams lead from the front in an exciting thriller of attack and counter attack. Bayern Fish struck first with Hammarskjöld earl in the first half but never seemed to control the game. DISCOUNTED VIAGRA finally struck back right at the start of the second half, Makabe swivelling nicely inside the Fish penalty area. Stenhammar pulled the Fish back ahead ten minutes later with corner-header, only for VIAGRA to equalise with an almost identical goal from Umemoto. Final score: 2-2, leaving both teams to ponder how to find that all important edge.

Most Important Result: Complete Domstercool 0 - 4 AFC ReZs Rabies, a dominating victory to out the Rabies into promotion contention.

Turned on Style: Recall United, it’s full steam ahead for the champions in waiting.

Player of the Day: Reiichi Umemto, the DISCOUNTED VIAGRA captain lead from the front involving himself in both goals to give his team a vital point.

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24 goals in 7 matches. Niiiiiiiiiice.

 

4-0, ten chances. Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.

 

Next is the double battle between the tables top two teams. Things could not get tenser. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

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:yay:

 

Blame it on the boogie Haden..... Just blame it on the boogie.

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Unlucky Ell. What has happened to your team?! It seems you were unlucky this time around.

 

The next two matches are against the mighty Mcoy and the ones I fear the most. Hope not to lose points against my fellow comrade to enable me to progress further. And go away Madpool! You losing would have put me 6 points clear today :D

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Well least I wasn't slaughtered.

 

I never prepared with training before the season so they started low and then my defense got injured leaving me with crap and struggling to pick up form.

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Jesus Christ Mcoy you ok in there?

 

 

Bayern Bru 1-3 Madpool

Madpool earned a huge away victory against Bayern Bru yet again showing the league they are the dark horse challengers this season. Bru played 4-4-2 but Madpool used a 4-5-1 formation and controlled were a much more creative force. After 10 minutes Madpool's star Quintal threaded a ball through for Hiles to slot past the goalie. Bru got back into the game in the 2nd half and equalised when Lindpere smacked one in off the post. However Madpool were making chance after chance (8 in the end) and Bru failed to cope. Galisteu set up Trainer for Madpools second goal before being injured a couple of minutes later. The Bru defense again looked shaky as Naranjo skipped past his marker and scored his 5th goal of the season. Madpool with their fearsome midfield are looking more and more likely to top their 4th place from last season. For Bru this season has been one of inconsistency, this may be a result that costs them big time.

Cubic County 3-2 DuDs Baggies

 

County and Baggies played each other in what turned out to be a close game. Baggies played a 3-4-3 against County's 4-4-2 formation, early on Baggies attacking potency paid off as Baddeley hit one in off the post. They took this 1-0 lead to half time however after the restart one of Baggies veteran defenders was substituted for a youth after a knock. County sensed their chance and began to put the pressure on, Woozley struck twice firstly breaking away from the defense hitting it in and then with a close range volley. With 7 minutes to go Woozley curled in a lovely corner that Norcott bundled home. It was lucky he did because the Baggies got one back via a Shelton header a minute before the final whistle! All in all a riveting display from both teams that maybe should have ended up as a draw but County will be thrilled with the 3 points.

Mcoys Sons 2-4 Roostophe Rovers

 

Rovers hit back against critics with a devastating display against newly promoted Sons. Both teams played 3-5-2 which maybe explains the high scoreline, the 1st half though was quiet with Harris thumping in a long range effort to put the Sons ahead. After the break the drama picked up, Agbonlahor headed a goal home to level it up before Fitzgerald shot the Sons back into the lead moments later. In the 62nd and 64th minute Agbonlahor scored twice once with his head and another time with a well placed long shot to get his hat trick. Agbonlahor unbelievably scored again in the 76th minute putting the game beyond doubt with a diving header. For a team that has been criticized for not living up to their offensive potential and having an aging squad this Agbonlahor brace was exactly what Rovers needed. For the Sons it was a reminder of the difficulties this league presents.

Essex Elites 2-4 Haden United

 

The Elites awful season continued as United carried on their good form with a sterling 4-2 away win. The Elites played a cautious 4-5-1 against Uniteds 4-4-2, both sides went into the first half with a goal apiece. Mozzini found Sbaccanti running past the defense with a lovely through ball to make it 1-0 to United but Hooke hit in a goal just before half time to equal it up for the hosts. On the 58th minute the Elites talisman Ling was injured and taken off the field. A period of United dominance followed with Mozzini setting up goals for Weesle and Sbaccanti while Durov curled in a blistering direct free kick. Cotino hit in a curling long range shot for the Elites but by this point it was to little to late. For United this was a much needed away win to keep their confidence levels high, for the Elites it was a depressing loss that sees them put in more trouble.

 

Analysis

 

Most Important Result: Bayern Bru 1-3 Madpool, Madpool are proving to be more than a flash in the pan contender in this league.

Turned on the Style Award: Roostophe Rovers, back to their old devastating self.

Player of the Day: Gabriel Agbonlahor, Roostophe Rovers tremendous display scoring 4 times to at the age of 18 an inspiration for all in his side.

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Damn, forgot to change my freekick shooter.

 

Definitively fixed for next match, it better be a win.

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Have a 18 5 star midfielder with ice cool quality for sale if anyone with VIP wants to make an offer.

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I guess 2 mill isn't enough?

 

Bought myself a years worth of VIP. I'v e become addicted to some of the features.

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I guess 2 mill isn't enough?

 

Bought myself a years worth of VIP. I'v e become addicted to some of the features.

 

He is worth 3mil if you can raise 2.5 you can have him.

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Then it has to wait till next week. Does he have any negative abilities?

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Then it has to wait till next week. Does he have any negative abilities?

 

He has none just ice cool. Unofrunatly he is transfer listed and will have to go by the 25th which sucks as a exchange with a NE member would have been better.

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I'll give you ALL my money for him.

 

Note: I may have less than 1 million.

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