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Xpert 11: Season 14, Fresh Blood and Old Grudges

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I'll give you ALL my money for him.

 

Note: I may have less than 1 million.

 

I will swap him for Gould :p

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Righty Guys...

 

I've been in the application process to the RAF for a verrrrrrry loooooooong time, but i now know that my provisional in date is the 15th September.

 

I'm letting yous all know this, because due to no internet access and a distinct lack of time i will no-longer be able to continue managing my Baggies after this season untill further notice :(

 

Soooo.. basically i'm giving prior warning that i won't be taking part in the next season and asking if there are any decent managers that would like to take over the team???

 

If there are no takers :( there might be a firesale at the club at the end of the season as i destroy my creation :cry:

 

Until then, i'll be trying for the best finish and change report possible :D

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Shit! :weep:

 

Do not sell! Someone will carry on your legacy can't believe you are going though :/

 

Bigger picture though congrats on your career :D

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Why did BSO get 400 000 in the xpert pool last week? He was the only one playing.

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Sometimes it's worth spending on a rival's tactics report - find out who exactly you're dealing with.

 

Complete Domstercool 3 - 1 Bayern Fish

 

The Fish flopped about desperately gasping for air against the Domstercools as they were beaten against the wall in a desperate 3-1 defeat. Things started badly with an own goal for the Fish by Stenhammer, and then got worse with a brace of bookings and a superb header set up by the Domsters shortly after 20 minutes. Bayern Fish scored their one consolation goal immediately after only for the Domsters to seal the deal with a superb breakaway goal from Miles Mansell, leaving them to play for time through an uneventful second half.

Rising Pheonix 4 - 1 DISCOUNTED VIAGRA

The Pheonix found it’s wings again at last with crushing defeat at home over DISCOUNTED VIAGRA. Too early goals left it at one a piece and there it remained despite the run of play clearly favouring DVs right up until thirty minutes from time. Piquet suddenly popped a stunning long range shot in for the Pheonix, in one fell swoop devastating Viagara morale. Two more in quick time from Osbourne and Lorimer left Viagra fans in a state of shock and the team left to question how they threw what should have been a solid victory.

 

AFC ReZs Rabies 4 - 0 Martinists Men

Rabies continued a good run of form with another four goal victory, this time against the struggling Martinists Men. The Men never looked to be in any real contention despite the best efforts of their often reliable offensive line-up. Two scoring headers early in the game set the tone though the Rabies struggled to build on a good start until almost the second half when Messiah sealed the game in a close range strike. Hallerstrom made it four before the whistle finally blew to relieve their beleaguered opponents.

 

Juicy Fruits 2 - 0 Lededhead Dominatrix

 

It was a terse but one sided affair at Fruity Tooty Stadium as the Juicy Fruits effectively punctured the Dominatrix defence to slot home a brace of goals. The LDs had no reply despite getting their fair share of the ball, each offensive play being deftly pulled apart or simply locked down by the Fruits defences. Things did all go their way with their top young forward Byron Forward being severely injured in an otherwise largely uneventful match.

 

 

Most Important Result: Juicy Fruits 2 - 0 Lededhead Dominatrix bringing the fruits to within striking distance of promotion.

Turned on Style: Rising Pheonix finally turning their luck around with a dominating victory.

 

Player of the Day: Kieron Lorimer for Rising Pheonix scoring one and setting up two others to drive the team towards a famous victory.

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Yeah! Bello is starting to shine. Next season we might have a chance in the Aficionados league.

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Another 3 points :yay:

 

And out of the relegation zone... woohooo :D

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Whe-hay, a nice solid victory at last. The new boys are doing good.

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Back into promotion zone, the highest ranked Lower League 2 player and the top scorer. Great first half for me. Hopefully it will stay like that.

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Apart from Haden winning everything went my way today. :)

 

Glad I'm back on my winning ways. Now to double Ell and make it 2 wins in a row.

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When I saw I'd lost to Mcoy as expected I feared the worst. I then saw that Madpool lost and I still maintain my 3 point lead and I don't mind so much :D

 

Props to Mcoy though, my first loss of the season.

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When I saw I'd lost to Mcoy as expected I feared the worst. I then saw that Madpool lost and I still maintain my 3 point lead and I don't mind so much :D

 

Props to Mcoy though, my first loss of the season.

 

Mcoy wish he could just win some games against some of the smaller (is there such thing in the top league?) clubs near the lower end of the table.

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Surely a first, winning the top league and being relegated from it in consecutive seasons? :p :weep:

 

No idea whats happening. Think I screwed up my defence, they aren't strong enough!

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As I expected, I don't have a chance in the new division I got promoted to in the official league despite kicking ass left and right last season.

 

Was a bit surprised I didn't get to play the cup this season. I made second round last time and the extra experience was nice.

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Elites

 

Madpool 0-0 Essex Elites

Madpool became unstuck against a determined Elites side as both teams dropped needed points in a 0-0 draw. Madpool played 4-5-1 against the Elites 4-4-2 formation, however a couple of nasty injuries cost both teams early on. The important Madpool midfielder Hadley was shoved over on 13 minutes and will be out for the rest of the month, 5 minutes later the young up and coming striker Cotino was given a bad knock and is also out for the majority of the match. Both teams made 5 chances each but looked unable to score with defenses that impressed as much as attacks that disappointed. The best players on both sides were goalies and defenders as the game failed to produce a goal. For Madpool it is a missed chance to push their run for a top 3 position, the Elites on the other hand may have taken this result earlier in the season but now are desperate for a win anywhere.

Roostophe Rovers 2-2 DuDs Baggies

 

Late drama made this even contest an exciting spectacle for fans. Rovers played 4-4-2 against the Baggies 3-5-2, both these formations yielded little in a drab first half with only 1 chance. However 3 minutes after the kick off Rovers youth goalie Tsuzuki utterly misjudged an in swinging free kick missed a punch and left Baddeley with a tap in. Rovers picked their game up and Monington curled a beauty of a long shot in for the 53rd goal of his career. The teams attacked each other back and forth with Rovers just having the edge in a very close match, 3 minutes from the end Grabrinski was set loose from a beautiful Cuadrado through ball, he latched onto it and smashed the ball in off the post. The crowd went wild but Baggies restarted quickly and attacked the vulnerable youth goalie again with a cross that Zipper headed in for his first goal this season. Baggies fans were ecstatic, it was a great point for them but a set back for Rovers.

 

Dysonism F.C 2-1 Bayern Bru

 

Dysonism took a huge step in their attempts to win their first ever top league championship with a close win against Bru. Dysonism went on the attack against Bru playing 3-4-3 while Bru tried to control the game with a 3-5-2 formation. In a close first half Dysonism struck first when Bakboord smacked home a long range effort to the delight of home fans. Bru did create 1 more chance than Dysonism and midfield looked impressive, but Dysonism looked so much more potent when they went forward. In the 67th minute they struck a killer blow when Spirito tapped in a curling corner. Bru looked dispirited and the game seemed to be going all Dysonism's way until Boland was sent off for a 2nd yellow and Noel got Bru a last gasp consolation with a header. For Bru this was another time they had failed to make an impact against a top tier side after losing to Madpool and Haden United. This win gives Dysonism huge momentum and they are looking the clear title favorites at this point.

Haden United 1-1 Mcoys Sons

 

The Sons scraped a draw against a disappointing United in a drab game. Both teams played 4-4-2 and seemed to cancel each other out with only 1 chance per side. Some initial United pressure yielded an own goal from Deery, however 2 minutes later Jbil struck in a great direct free kick. The game petered out after this early drama with fans of both sides leaving the stadium early. For United this is a disappointing set back at home that hurts their top 3 ambitions. For the Sons it is a great result that could be the difference between relegation in such a tight league.

 

Analysis

 

Most Important Result: Dysonism F.C 2-1 Bayern Bru, Dysonism earn the only win of the day against a title rival.

 

Turned on the Style Award: Dysonism F.C, impressive play set them apart from Bru in a close match.

Player of the Day: Macura Grabinski, made and scored a goal to keep Rovers from losing to the Baggies in a close run match.

 

Will catch up with the other results and then do a double special after Tuesday.

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Rod Deery enters a charity karaoke competition. His performance is absolutely terrible – completely out of tune and out of time. He is laughed off the stage. However, hardly anyone realises that Rod Deery is a big practical joker, and he actually performed badly on purpose for a dare. His form is therefore unaffected.

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Marcio Sousa is going to miss his young daughter's birthday as it clashes with the team's next away match. This makes him very unpopular with his daughter, and his wife isn't impressed either, as she wanted help organising the party. However, Marcio Sousa is a professional and doesn't allow this to affect his performance, so his form is unaffected.

 

What a hero, Dad of the year imo.

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Marcio Sousa is going to miss his young daughter's birthday as it clashes with the team's next away match. This makes him very unpopular with his daughter, and his wife isn't impressed either, as she wanted help organising the party. However, Marcio Sousa is a professional and doesn't allow this to affect his performance, so his form is unaffected.

 

What a hero, Dad of the year imo.

 

Mcoy would like to enquire If this player is for sale, these are the kind of heroics Mcoy is looking for in everyone of his players.

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"Adan Arreola has finally got some medicine for a grass allergy. As a consequence the player gains some form."

 

... lol.

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Nice one Mcoy! Dyson is still the fave but at least I am there in 2nd.

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Sorry about the late report folks - truth be told I clean forgot about it. Next X-Cast will be a double header, and sooner rather then later this time.

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