Falcon_BlizZACK Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Just say you had the divine and seemingly limitless power of 'God'... Would you be anything like the God depicted in the Holy Bible for example? Would you 'care' about your creation to the extent of loving them to the degree of offering eternal happiness? Would you create more worlds with different laws? Would you intervene! Etc...
Paj! Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I'd create worlds to amuse myself. One of a perfect utopia, one where I sadisticaly crush things with natural disasters, one where insects become the dominant species etc.. I'd come down to the main planet I rule over, and confirm to people that heaven/hell does exist.
Chris the great Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 id have a bandito moustache, aviators, a cigar and shot gun. id deliver my own wrath upon the bad, bring prosparity to the good and distribute hot dickings to the sexy. if only....
Retro_Link Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I'd have a giant game of marbles! I absolutely LOVE these scene and the questions/potential it raises!! We could just be someone elses plaything! We really have no idea of what's out there, how we exist, and how we were created!
Dante Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 What if god one of us? like stranger on bus trying to make his way home
Chris the great Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 What if god one of us?like stranger on bus trying to make his way home what if god was one of us? just a slob like one of us? blu blu blu blu blu blu.
Retro_Link Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 what if god was one of us?just a slob like one of us? blu blu blu blu blu blu. 'Chris the great that's was beautiful...'
Oxigen_Waste Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 We really have no idea of what's out there, how we exist, and how we were created! What's out there? True. How we exist and how we were created... that we know.
Roostophe Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 If I was a God and somebody asked me if I was a God, I'd say "YES!" Then I'd Falcon Punch them with a bit of lightning.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I'd create worlds to amuse myself. One of a perfect utopia, one where I sadisticaly crush things with natural disasters The first Matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art. Flawless. Sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being. Thus I redesigned it, based on your history, to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand the the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. - The Architect, The Matrix Reloaded
Pyxis Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I'd cease to be god and then when crazy people argued that there was one, I'd tell them that it wasn't true...
Gizmo Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 If I was God I think the first thing I would do is smite Richard Dawkins.
Jim Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Pure and simple, i'd remove speakers from mobile phones. Wouldnt have to listen to anymore trash while im on public transport, and the world would be a place of blissful harmony...
Happenstance Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Pure and simple, i'd remove speakers from mobile phones. Wouldnt have to listen to anymore trash while im on public transport, and the world would be a place of blissful harmony... If you were God you'd still be planning on using public transport???
Raining_again Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Create a natural disaster (think noah's arc) to destroy all that is failure to this society. That is all.
Goafer Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Create a natural disaster (think noah's arc) to destroy all that is failure to this society. That is all. I was going to say a wipe the slate clean type scenario, but didn't want to appear too emo. Looks like you beat me to it. I still think it would be funny to do it in an overly angry style. "Have mercy!" "Fuck off you heathen!" *Lightning bolt to the balls/lady garden of said heathen* "Think of the children!" "Fuck the children!" "Will that help our chances?" "Don't be a perv!" *Lightning bolt to the balls/lady garden* "Why are you-" *lightning bolt the the balls/lady garden* You get the idea.
Raining_again Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I was going to say a wipe the slate clean type scenario, but didn't want to appear too emo. Looks like you beat me to it. I still think it would be funny to do it in an overly angry style. "Have mercy!" "Fuck off you heathen!" *Lightning bolt to the balls/lady garden of said heathen* "Think of the children!" "Fuck the children!" "Will that help our chances?" "Don't be a perv!" *Lightning bolt to the balls/lady garden* "Why are you-" *lightning bolt the the balls/lady garden* You get the idea. Yeaaaaah. Hey wait! I'm not an emo! D: Just kill everyone I felt like, chavs, over the top emo-gofffffs etc. Could be fun. Like in Bruce Almighty, he gets overloaded with the prayers, just kill them all, no more prayers to deal with =P
Retro_Link Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 What's out there? True. How we exist and how we were created... that we know.Well no, there's obviously the Big Bang theory, but whose to say an alien race out there didn't create that... and how we exist... I mean, for all we know our universe could exist within an alien marble... we could be plugged into the Matrix?! We really have no clue!
Happenstance Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Well no, there's obviously the Big Bang theory, but whose to say an alien race out there didn't create that... and how we exist... I mean, for all we know our universe could exist within an alien marble... we could be plugged into the Matrix?! We really have no clue! Which of course is why its called the Big Bang Theory and not the Big Bang Fact
Retro_Link Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Exactly, which is why Oxigen_Waste shouldn't have said: What's out there? True. How we exist and how we were created... that we know.
Mundi Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Become the world´s most awesome magician! Also, annihilate all scooters and people who use them.
The fish Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Which of course is why its called the Big Bang Theory and not the Big Bang Fact If I were a God, I'd make it a sin to not understand the difference between the colloquial meaning of the word "Theory" and the scientific one.
ReZourceman Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 If I was God? I'd pity the lack of myself from existence.
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