ipaul Posted July 13, 2009 Author Posted July 13, 2009 Hes a Fucking legend. About 98% of the people who he has on his show are the scum which is a fucking burden and bassically just general oxygen thieves. I only wish they had a fireing squad on there and jezza could do a thumbs up thumbs down style thing (ala gladiator) to decide if the guests are allowed to carry on stealing my oxygen. I wish you would stop stealing my oxygen.... o_O
Sheikah Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 I wish you would stop stealing my oxygen.... o_O By 'eck lad, he's in the forces!
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 I wasn't aware that oxygen had an owner. Maybe we should all pay some form of oxygen tax.
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 I actually just finished catching an episode of Maury. It wasn't as Kyle-esque as this thread made it out to be. In fact he was a bit of a pussy. But the guests they had were in severe need of a beating. And based on one of the guests' logic, I could've gotten away with it.
mcj metroid Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 oh maury is so stupid.. according to that show's logic.. men are ALWAYS raping defencless innocent women like man -whores.. funny as hell sometimes though..
Beast Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 (edited) To all you Jeremy Kyle haters, this is a gift from me to you: Edited October 11, 2010 by Animal Better version of the video
Coolness Bears Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Classic video, I've been quoting it for days. THROW IT AT ME I THROW IT AT YOU YOUR MUM
Beast Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Classic video, I've been quoting it for days. THROW IT AT ME I THROW IT AT YOU YOUR MUM I laughed at that bit. I thought he said "Throw it at me and I'll throw it at you, yeah mon!" but then I was corrected, lmao.
EEVILMURRAY Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Saw that a few days ago, loved the guys accuracy.
Beast Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Not sticking up for the dude in the chair but there wasn't really any need for Jeremy Kyle to act like that, it could have been easily avoided. The guy didn't sound like he was being funny or anything, he sounded pretty genuine and when he said "It's an envelope", they should have left it at that but Jeremy Kyle decides to take it a step further and humiliate the guy even more and show him up (he was already humiliated as soon as he stepped foot on the show). Well, if you do that or behave like that to people, don't expect people to sit there quietly...
jayseven Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 I honestly used to hate teh dude... but nowadays I think he's great. The idiots that go on that show deserve what they get.
Beast Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 I honestly used to hate teh dude... but nowadays I think he's great. The idiots that go on that show deserve what they get. I'm the opposite, I used to like him a bit but now I can't stand him. He sticks up for the person who thinks is in the right and then it turns out they're lying and he accuses the innocent person of all sorts. He made two people break down in tears, one was about a job and the other was a gambler who wanted a family. I stopped watching him because he got annoying with his shouting and hardly anything is interesting anymore. I like to watch the ones about the young carers and heroes and stuff but if there's chavs, not much these days. I prefer to watch Everybody Loves Raymond on Comedy Central
Ramar Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 For an envelope that makes a cracking noise. But the bloke who throws it is a mug, I guess he's now the hero in his local yates'.
Retro_Link Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Why anyone would want to watch this show is beyond me! It should be the definition of depressing.
Jimbob Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 C'mon, it's probably the best thing to happen to the long-term benefit claimers.
Dog-amoto Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 At what point in an argument do people say: "Let's settle this on Jeremy Kyle!"
gothic_hobbit Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 He nicked his show format from Jerry Springer and watered it down. At least on Jerry Springer they allow the contestants to beat the living crap out of each other Apart from that though, he IS exploiting misery. Although having said that, the contestants on the show ARE just bad as him. Graham the councilor may well be the only decent human being on that show !
EEVILMURRAY Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 He nicked his show format from Jerry Springer and watered it down. At least on Jerry Springer they allow the contestants to beat the living crap out of each other No they don't. I've caught a few instances of Springer recently, they get them topless (just the blokes sadly) and wear ties and merely grapple each other.
Daft Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 It's cheap TV made by idiots, for idiots, using idiots. It might just be the nadir of Western civilisation.
mcj metroid Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 He nicked his show format from Jerry Springer and watered it down. At least on Jerry Springer they allow the contestants to beat the living crap out of each other Apart from that though, he IS exploiting misery. Although having said that, the contestants on the show ARE just bad as him. Graham the councilor may well be the only decent human being on that show ! Ah now Jerry Springer's guests were ridiculously scripted. to be fair most of tv exploits misery lol. I don't take these programs very seriously, but in saying that when did tv become such a negative place? Reality tv really sucks.
EEVILMURRAY Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 It's cheap TV made by idiots, for idiots, using idiots. It might just be the nadir of Western civilisation. Beats watching Gok Wan.
Raining_again Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 I dislike Jeremy Kyle and I dislike the people that he gets on the show. Jeremy is a smarmy git. The people on the program are morons. Oh, and the audience aren't much above either.
jayseven Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Y'see, I don't think it's the nadir of western civilisation. I think it's one of the best comedy shows out there for people with a brain. As dogamoto said; at what point do people get the thought; going on the show is a good idea! If idiots want to show the world how stupid they are, I am more than willing to watch them showcase their moronity in excange for my feeling of superiority. WORDS.
Fierce_LiNk Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Y'see, I don't think it's the nadir of western civilisation. I think it's one of the best comedy shows out there for people with a brain. As dogamoto said; at what point do people get the thought; going on the show is a good idea! If idiots want to show the world how stupid they are, I am more than willing to watch them showcase their moronity in excange for my feeling of superiority. WORDS. That's partly why I don't like it. All these reality tv shows and chat shows of this type just seem to thrust these idiots into the spot-light. I'm sick of idiots. It would be nice to have something insightful to watch and actually be proud of whats on television. ITV is mostly a joke these days.
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