Ashley Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 White man rap battle ahoy! Need you [chairdriver]lovely[/chairdriver] people to decide who wins as we're [haggis]rather[/haggis] unsure. Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:28:48) lets make love and listen to death from above Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) says: (23:29:12) lets all play and watch cast away! (bbc1) Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:29:35) lets show some defiance and not buy a tv license! Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) says: (23:31:33) lets feed our desire and start a fire Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:32:07) lets drink red wine and then 69 Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) says: (23:33:19) lets kill a spider and then drink some cider Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:34:18) lets be real men and watch dragon's den Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) says: (23:35:20) lets bake a cake and watch prison break Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:35:53) lets find a skunk and dance to daft punk Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) says: (23:37:41) lets meet on a regular basis and listen to classic Oasis. Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:38:14) lets travel by plane as we train our brain Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) says: (23:39:07) lets defuse the bomb and play some pokemon Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:39:30) lets win the war using ine's ability to draw Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) says: (23:39:57) lets all raise a glass as I perve ovur her arse! Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:40:59) lets all roll our eyes and say "guys will be guys" Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) says: (23:42:13) lets behold that sight and reply with "that's right!" Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:43:50) lets then eat some food as we all get nude Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) says: (23:44:47) lets stop and stare as i look at what's there Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:45:39) lets shout out loud "im hung and im proud!" Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) says: (23:46:15) lets throw a ball to announce that "i'm not small!" Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:46:51) lets laugh and snort as we point out your genital wart Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) says: (23:48:12) lets dig you out of a hole as I declare that "it's a mole" Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:48:46) lets ask H-o-T if thats true or not Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) says: (23:49:40) lets all agree that he'll side with me Ashley; you're fucking with me you're fucking with the p.i.m.p. says: (23:50:36) lets stop staring at your sack as it smells kinda whack And then Flink had to leave.... Who wins. you decide!!! excitin', ne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 The reason that I left is stated in the How was your Day thread. I am teh ill. *punches own nose* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 A conversation most lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 A conversation most lovely. Rather, yes.. . . . . . . Also. Ashley wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Meh, there's clear bribery going on in that first post! Also, if I knew this would have ended up a competition, I'd have put more effort in! Grrr mumble mumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Also, if I knew this would have ended up a competition, I'd have put more effort in! Grrr mumble mumble. Losers can't be winners. (I joke, I jest.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Why is there a mention of my arse in this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 Because its a site to behold? (but not betouch that would be inappropriate) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Losers can't be winners. (I joke, I jest.) Eat Shit. Why is there a mention of my arse in this? Haha, well um...it's what I'd do, and I was going for the whole...accurate description of...you know. Sorry, gorgeous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Because its a site to behold? (but not betouch that would be inappropriate) +1 perv level! Ashley wins, but it's Pyrrhic victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Because its a site to behold? (but not betouch that would be inappropriate) Shouldn't that be sight? Now I feel like my arse is some sort of tourist site, where everyone can come and take pictures in front of some historical monument... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Shouldn't that be sight? Now I feel like my arse is some sort of tourist site, where everyone can come and take pictures in front of some historical monument... ...hahahaha. Well, I did travel all the way to Belgium to see it, so I guess you're right. Edit: I travelled to see yooou. Yes, you. As a whole. Including your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 Yes that should be. I should also be concerned that someone to whom English a second language is correcting a native speaker like me... But anyway. No more objetification of Eenuh's derierre. Or else they'll be consequences! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Flinky wins this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Dun da-da-da-da-dun dun dun, dun dun da-da-da-da dun, dun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 this inspires me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Winners, people. We need wiiiinners! A winner! Dyson, good lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killthenet Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 I don't think too much of it really. Poser versus Poser. Nothing of worth, just like most of the people at Dice club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 I don't think too much of it really. Poser versus Poser. Nothing of worth, just like most of the people at Dice club. Poser? Pffft. Poser versus Idiot, more like. I'm the fool, it's fine, I'm comfortable in my idiocy. Anyway, don't slate dice club. How would dice club even work? People who collect dice? Or, am I missing something? Is it some sort of popular club in London? It kinda sounds like one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 well ok.........no i can't decide they're equally as good(or bad which ever you prefer.. half full half empty) but i can see ashley's one easier to rap with.. """""lets meet on a regular basis and listen to classic Oasis."""" tongue twister! ashley for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 For the Pokemon and Oasis references, I'll go Flink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 For the Oasis bit it goes to Flink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Afraid I am unable to seperate them on their own merits, as they work very well on their own, preferably performed on stage with sass in a battle with hand motions and such. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Sorry, gonna go with ash here, he replies faster, so he thinks it up on the spot :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Sorry, gonna go with ash here, he replies faster, so he thinks it up on the spot :P In Flinky's defence, he was sort of talking to me as well at the same time, heh. Though I guess this explains the lack in proper conversation at that time. =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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