Mundi Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Reasons given on a train's PA system for delays. The train is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 The train is a lie. I'm tempted to give it to you, but I feel that would be biased towards video game references. The Scooby-Doo villain that is Weeyellowbloke takes the prize! Your turn, matey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Crikey, I won. Hmmm, alright lets see, how about: Unlikely things to hear at a Shakespeare play. P.S. Are we allowed to enter our own thingy, I've just thought of a good one but I can keep it to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gARYgREATIE* Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 "Hey, this is based on The Lion King!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Whens the car chase scene? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Captain Falcon Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 "Hot-dogs, get your hot-dogs here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 "Oi Juliet: Show us your boobs!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Go back to Russia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 "You knew Yorick well, but you knew his wife better didn't you? Dirty bastard!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 "I've had it! My son has been waiting 30 minutes for his Happy Meal! I'm never coming back to MacBeth's again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 "Wait Juliet's how old? The dirty pedo." "I've had it! My son has been waiting 30 minutes for his Happy Meal! I'm never coming back to MacBeth's again!" haha nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 "Mr Macbeth? We've come to repossess your castle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 "Thank you Romeo! but your Juliet is on another balcony." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 I guess it's time to call time. Some pretty good ones, to start with I was inclined towards: "Hey, this is based on The Lion King!" but I think I shall declare Jonnas the winner of this round with: "I've had it! My son has been waiting 30 minutes for his Happy Meal! I'm never coming back to MacBeth's again!" CONGRATULATIONS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendohnut Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Damn! I had a good one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 but I think I shall declare Jonnas the winner of this round with: CONGRATULATIONS! *Receives award with joy* *Ahem* Let's see... I'm not so good at coming up with situations, but here goes: Comments you wouldn't expect a host to say in a TV gameshow (Wheel of Fortune, Who wants to be a millionaire, etc.) GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 "Here's what you could have won... if you weren't so thick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 "This next round is about how to have really, really good sex!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 "Welcome back to Wogan's Perfect Recall. Well Arnold have you got an answer yet?" "MY name is not Quaid!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 "Our survey said:" *Family Fortunes 'EEE-URR!'* "No it's not up there. And why am I not surprised? I mean, for fuck's sake. We've had some stupid answers in the history of this show but that one really took the fucking biscuit! Are you and your family inbred? Because you're all as thick as pig shit. Go on, fuck off. Go shag your daughter you thick bastard!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Congratulation you have won the grand prize! 1 million *cough*Zimbabwe*cough* dollars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 "Welcome to our newest game show: Which of your family members did I do last night? I am your host: Jay Leno!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 "And our survey said...Chlamydia is the most common STD!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendohnut Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 "Right! So lets play the next round of Funhouse - escape the paedos!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 "I'm afraid that's your last lifeline gone. Take him to the chair Debbie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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