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Anyone seen Mock The Week?

 

Okay, the first round is you've got to say things that blah, and on this occasion it is ;

 

 

Things You Shouldn't Hear At a Train Station

 

 

Points will be decided on later. (Lets see if this woeks)

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Not entirely sure I understand the concept (never seen the show) so instead a true one from me I once heard while sat on the train;

 

"Sorry for the delay to this service we currently do not have a driver."

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"dude you djhoulfd tyotally jump rofl"

 

"no stuf you do it"

 

ok

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"Could the man with the explosive device strapped to his chest please leave the train at the next platform? Thank you."

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"And now: today's timetable revisions, which will be sung by James Blunt."

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"As a dare I will be conducting the train with a black fold over my eyes"

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"if a virgin train departs from Edinburgh at 2:00pm for London traveling at a constant 70mph, how late will the train be"?

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Brilliant idea! :yay: I love that show! :D

 

"Will the passenger in railroad car 3, 4 and 5 please leave the train. The train has exceeded the maximum weight capacity."

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"The train has been delayed due to a woman having splattered her insides all over the front of the train...You should see it, it's really fucking nasty! There's intestines all over one side and everything!"

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The humor on this page alone has already surpassed everything the Caption Contest has thrown up in its' entire lifespan.

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The humor on this page alone has already surpassed everything the Caption Contest has thrown up in its' entire lifespan.

 

ReZ is an effing genius! (Feel free to quote.)

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"Welcome to Hull."

 

My ribs hurt.

 

I have experienced this, this man tells the truth. This has to win...

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ReZ is an effing genius! (Feel free to quote.)

 

Don't jave tp te;; rquxw.[/Touch type error]

 

I mean Don't have to tell me twice. :heh:

 

(PS, rules; a page is a round)

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"Welcome to Hull."

 

*Evil Eyes*

 

the man has a point. Uni aside, Hull licks balls.

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This train announcement was brought to you...THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF DANCE!

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"I swear, if you little bastards don't quiet the fuck down back there, I'm going to turn this thing around and EVERYBODY gets to spend the holidays at home!"

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"I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER F*#@%$G SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER F*#@%$G TRAIN!"

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"I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER F*#@%$G SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER F*#@%$G TRAIN!"

 

winner.

 

I always thought Bears on a Train would be a good sequel, actually.

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