Posted September 6, 2008 Most Inappropiate Thing To Say Whilst Being Given An OBE. "What, no cash prize?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 6, 2008 Most Inappropiate Thing To Say Whilst Being Given An OBE. (I'm gonna assume you mean the Order of the British Empire. There are many things with the acronym OBE! By the way, thank the heavens this thread has been revived!) "Does that come with waffles?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 6, 2008 (I'm gonna assume you mean the Order of the British Empire. There are many things with the acronym OBE! I do wonder what people would say if they were given an Ottawa Board of Education... Nah, when a British person thinks of the term "OBE", the one I meant will always spring to mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 6, 2008 Now that I Victor Smith have been given an OBE, you must all call me Sir Vicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 6, 2008 Wait.... Doesn't Bono have one of these? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 6, 2008 I do wonder what people would say if they were given an Ottawa Board of Education... Nah, when a British person thinks of the term "OBE", the one I meant will always spring to mind. I'd love for someone to give me an out-of-body experience. I've always wanted to see what that was like. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2008 Most Inappropiate Thing To Say Whilst Being Given An OBE. "I just have one thing to say, apart from my kid being born this is the greatest day of my life. Yo queenie, i did it" (bad attempt at a Rocky quote) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2008 "I didn't know they had the queen presenting Grammy awards these days!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 8, 2008 "Finally, a keyring that will look good next to my Audi key!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 8, 2008 "Hey Lizzie, you look good in that dress! I bet you look even better out of it..." Sorry... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 8, 2008 "Hey Lizzie, you look good in that dress! I bet you look even better out of it..." Sorry... That wins surely :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 8, 2008 "So who do I have to sleep with around here to get a knighthood?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2008 " I'm sorry, I was just queuing for the post office." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2008 "Hang on a sec ... You're telling me this ISN'T the queue to the men's room?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2008 "You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2008 Who picks the winner? And when? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2008 When I can be arsed. :wink: Which is now. The fish, a winnar is you. "Hey Lizzie, you look good in that dress! I bet you look even better out of it..." Sorry... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2008 The fish, a winnar is you. Yes! *punches air* Reasons given on a train's PA system for delays. Bill Bailey for the win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2008 "Sorry for the delay ladies and gentlemen, I'm just having lunch." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2008 "The train arriving on platform three will be delayed, as it is at the wrong station." .....No...Sorry. Not good today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2008 "There will be a slight delay in today's journey. We will set off as soon as I finish my bottle of Jack Daniels." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2008 "The train due to arrive at platform 1 will be delayed slightly due to a zombie infestation. Please purchase a hard hat before boarding." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2008 "Sorry for the delay folks, I've just been tying a woman to the tracks, but once I'm done twiddling my moustache and laughing maniacally we'll continue on our journey." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2008 "Sorry for the delay folks, I've just been tying a woman to the tracks, but once I'm done twiddling my moustache and laughing maniacally we'll continue on our journey." Until I get onto the computer tomorrow, people have to beat this. Better than anything I thought would come up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 12, 2008 Until I get onto the computer tomorrow, people have to beat this. Better than anything I thought would come up. That one's pretty much impossible to beat. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
