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Alright ladies! you all got pretty dirty, so why don't you get into the showers and bounce around for me

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Things you do not want to hear a teacher say.

 

Today we will learn about algebra.

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I expected a fair few comments about sex and paedophilia. Thankfully you didn't go down the Gary Glitter route.

 

However the winner is...

 

Today we will learn about algebra.

 

For being original and not making a sex/paedophilia comment. Also, I never wanted to hear my teacher say that. :shakehead

 

Your turn, Mundi. :smile:

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Today we will learn about algebra.

 

However the winner is...

 

 

 

For being original and not making a sex/paedophilia comment. Also, I never wanted to hear my teacher say that. :shakehead

 

Your turn, Mundi. :smile:

 

I like the idea, but algebra is fun. (well compared to most other things you do at school.)

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Actually, I did prefer doing algebra over anything regarding circles.

 

Those compasses fucking hated me. :(

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Anything that involves drawing a graph can fuck off.

 

I draw in Art, not in Maths.

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I like the idea, but algebra is fun. (well compared to most other things you do at school.)

 

Agree, algebra is one of the good things to do at school (unless you have a terrible teacher like I had last year).

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All you algebra lovers can just get out! Unless you share my hate of anything related to Sin, Cos and Tan.

 

Anywhoo

 

Stupid things to make charts out of

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Chart of future random mutations in the Asteroidea family

 

Not very good, I couldn't think of anything better at the moment. I may come up with something better later.

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Actual penis size compared with penis size said.

 

(there is a strong negative correlation.)

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pacmanppt.gif

 

piechart.jpg

 

Only two good uses for a pie chart. So they don't count as entries. Sorry.

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Image found in Rummy's post

 

rick_2.jpg

 

Yes, I know images don't count, but whatever

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Today we will learn about algebra.

My class actually cheered when our teacher first said that, and he was somewhat surprised. Yes, we were total geeks. I love maths... :smile:

 

Anyway, I once made a chart of the number of 'u's in "dude" against google hits for the word, just for fun, but it turns out that language log beat me to it. As they say, there's some kind of resonance at higher values of u. :heh:

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Awesome thread, have you seen... 'If this is the answer, then what is the question?' Example:

 

Answer: 50 quid

 

Question: How much did kerry katona make for her last Iceland ad? etc etc

 

<3 Frankie Boyle.

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Awesome thread, have you seen... 'If this is the answer, then what is the question?' Example:

 

Answer: 50 quid

 

Question: How much did kerry katona make for her last Iceland ad? etc etc

 

<3 Frankie Boyle.

 

*This is my friend from work*

 

And yes actually.....I can't believe...well me, or anyone didn't think of this. Slackers.

 

And as starter of thread (and...King) I declare this to be part of it. Wait...were we in the middle of one? Someone (me?) chose a winner, and now...next round.

 

If this is the answer, then what is the question -

 

Half a mile.

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You wanted this to be about the show and not just a "Scenes We'd Like To See" thread. That's perfectly understandable. :)

 

Although maybe your initial idea of a "Headliners" round flopped, you should have tried this before.

 

Nevermind...

 

Question:

 

"The longest distance a six year-old child can walk before his ankles snap from carrying all that fat?"

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Aye, I hear ya. I just never thought of it for some reason. Headliners flopped faster than....a...floppy...thing. Flopping.

 

Yeah. Good post btw. I forsee this being teh awesomez.

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"How far would I crawl backwards for a chance to punch Cristiano Ronaldo?"

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average distance a woman walks in a clothes shop, but then leaves without buying anything.

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average distance a woman walks in a clothes shop, but then leaves without buying anything.

 

Hahaha, brave man.

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The length of Pinocchio's nose after saying cake.

 

I dont get it...

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