Posted October 10, 2008 Name one item MacGyver could use to escape from Fox River Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2008 What's left when Forrest Gump eats all the chocolates? What do you call a container with nothing in it? What do you get when you pour acid on a box of kittens? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2008 MC squared equals what? How does that one work? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2008 How does that one work? Einstein's special theory of relativity. E equals MC squared. But here, MC squared equals not E, but "empty container". I know it's not genious, but it's what came to mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2008 Which one? Edit (unrelated): The length of Pinocchio's nose after saying cake. I dont get it... The cake is a lie. Wait, so if the cake is a lie, then it's not cake. So then: The size of pinocchio's nose after saying not cake? Nope, Pinocchio's nose wouldn't grow if he said "not cake". "Cake" is not true, ergo "not cake" is true. Simple true/false logic. How far Dannyboy's joke flew over Diageo's head. Seriously, I've never laughed so hard at anything on this forum. Dannyboy, you're god, and so are you ReZ. :D:D:D:D:D :bowdown: :bowdown: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2008 Seriously, I've never laughed so hard at anything on this forum. Dannyboy, you're god, and so are you ReZ. :D:D:D:D:D :bowdown: :bowdown: Enough with the flattery already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2008 Anywho, here's the answer: An erection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2008 What kind of answer would Oxigen_Waste pick for this game if he got the chance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2008 What kind of answer would Oxigen_Waste pick for this game if he got the chance? Ah-ah!! Damn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 11, 2008 What is Rez guaranteed to get whilst viewing roller coaster construction online? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 11, 2008 What does a Nazi get when looking at Sarah Palin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 11, 2008 Einstein's special theory of relativity. E equals MC squared. But here, MC squared equals not E, but "empty container". I know it's not genious, but it's what came to mind. Er well yes, yes E does equal Mc^2. (it's slightly more complex than that when you delve more into special relativity, but anyhoo) Still don't really get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 11, 2008 What is Rez guaranteed to get whilst viewing roller coaster construction online? ....Well not guaranteed. Depends which coaster. ----- When asked in a survey the top five things you've never experienced, but want to, what did Moogle chose as his top answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 11, 2008 More like: "What has Moogle experienced many of, but none of them have been satisfied?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 11, 2008 Er well yes, yes E does equal Mc^2. (it's slightly more complex than that when you delve more into special relativity, but anyhoo) Still don't really get it. It's not meant to make sense, that's the (attempted) funny part. Of course the theory of special relativity is more complex than that, but "E=mc^2" is so famous that most people have heard/seen it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 12, 2008 What does every child in Africa want for Christmas? Im so sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 12, 2008 When in dark alleys, what do rape victims fear the most? (Yeah I went there) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 12, 2008 What has ReZ exposed numerous times in order to get him on the sex offenders register? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 12, 2008 What you will never get while looking at Margaret Thatcher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 13, 2008 What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 13, 2008 What the guy in O_W avatar is having and is looking mighty proud of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 13, 2008 What has Dannyboy-the-Dane got that is causing him to smile in his avatar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 13, 2008 What is the punch line to the most common innuendo used when a new block of flats is built. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
