Posted October 7, 2008 What are the Katona family more commonly referred to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 7, 2008 "What did I receive on the 4th day of Christmas?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 7, 2008 What is the secret alchemist recipe for gold? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 7, 2008 Nope, Pinocchio's nose wouldn't grow if he said "not cake". "Cake" is not true, ergo "not cake" is true. Simple true/false logic. Yeah i get that his nose would grow when he says cake, but what's funny about that? I actually thought it was Molly who posted the question but never mind. At least now all my ReZ bumming makes sense. Answer: 4 cakes, 3 pies, 2 burgers and a spoon. What is the question? (PS: Jokes about the katona family will not be tolerated ) What do you need to catch a fat kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 7, 2008 Yeah i get that his nose would grow when he says cake, but what's funny about that? The game known as "Portal" features the phrase "The cake is a lie". That phrase became popular on the internet. When you know the reference beforehand, it's funny. If someone explains it to you afterwards, it's not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 7, 2008 Well no one explained the reference before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2008 Kerry Katona will sleep with anyone that offers her, what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2008 What would there be none of if Jack Black played the role of Neo? He was the first...large...actor that popped into my head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2008 I said no Katona ones so Jonnas is the winrar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2008 How long does ReZ have a hard on for after meeting me? Continuing the the stiff theme; When watching a whole season of 24 back to back, what is the total time that Tellyn doesn't have an erection? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2008 How long does it take me to get over having a hard on after meeting Moogle. (Ill come up...tee...with proper ones soon. lol) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2008 How long does it takes to prove to your average American that there is a world outside of America. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2008 How long do peoples multiple orgasms usually last for if they are on the receiving end of ReZ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2008 When getting ready to go out, if a woman says she'll just be a minute, how long does she really mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2008 How long does phone sex take with steven hawking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2008 "The average male can last up to 3 minutes during sex. How long does the average male tell his girlfriend he can last?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2008 How long does phone sex take with steven hawking? Speaking from experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2008 Speaking from experience. Touche. (oop not 10 characters, oh there we go) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2008 How long does it take to measure a piece of string that is 300 cm long, but when measuring you are under strict instructions that you can only count 100cm per hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2008 How long does it take for a woman to go into a clothes shop, try everything on and then come out with nothing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2008 How much time did it take to write, record and mix Britney Spears' new album, Circus? How long does it take to measure a piece of string that is 300 cm long, but when measuring you are under strict instructions that you can only count 100cm per hour. I think this should win. How long does it take for a woman to go into a clothes shop, try everything on and then come out with nothing? When getting ready to go out, if a woman says she'll just be a minute, how long does she really mean? And these two are just not funny, too vulgar, they should lose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2008 And these two are just not funny, too vulgar, they should lose. ... but they're true. (Sorry. ) I can't come up with anything right now that can beat those already posted. Have I mentioned lately that I love this thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2008 Have I mentioned lately that I love this thread? This thread is so awesome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
