MoogleViper Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 As for the jar thing, I thought you were talking about Jordan's previous acts at first. Sorry Jordan.
Cube Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 I thought you were talking about Jordan's previous acts at first. You're not the only one.
Shorty Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 When trying to get ketchup out of a glass bottle hit the arm that's holding the bottle, not the bottle itself. Pff, to get ketchup out of a traditional glass bottle you don't tap anything, that's just agressive. Make sure the lid is on very tight and shake it in big swinging motions where the bottle turns from upright all the way to pointing at the floor, that floods the top half of the bottle pour out some ketchup then spin the bottle in your hand as you turn the bottle back to upright position to catch the excess neatly. This is a internet shopping tip: sign up to quidco.com, always check hotukdeals.com or google for vouchers. You can nearly always save at least a few percent
Emasher Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 When taking medicine, instead of putting the tablet/pill in your mouth then taking a gulp of water [which normally makes the pill stay in my mouth, and if that's paracetamol the delightful taste is released. What I do now [with my meds] is have a mouthful of water, drop the pill in and quickly swallow. I've been doing that since I accidently left an awful tasting pill in my mouth too long. Though make sure you're mouth is pointing upward.
Raining_again Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 Paracetamol? You are all wussies I take 2 pills twice a day that are about 2.5cm long (plastic ones) and the SMELL and taste of them is absolutely rotten. (think burnt plastic) Also @ the Jordan/jar thing, I was thinking the same... Maybe that is Jordan's uber awesome life tip.. Who knows XD
Coolness Bears Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 Originally Posted by Emasher View PostWhen trying to get ketchup out of a glass bottle hit the arm that's holding the bottle, not the bottle itself. A better, but slightly more messy way, is TO SMASH IT!!!
Emasher Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 Not really an option in restaurants though. Which is really the only place they're encountered as not too many people buy them.
Raining_again Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 Or just leave the tub turned upside down for like 15 minutes before dinner?
Emasher Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 Yes but that isn't an option in restaurants where the bring the bottle out with the meal.
Dyson Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 A better, but slightly more messy way, is TO SMASH IT!!! Dear god that's the LAST thing you want to do to Jordan's Jar..
triforcemario Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 What is Jordons jar =SYou really, really do not want to know.
Coolness Bears Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 Dear god that's the LAST thing you want to do to Jordan's Jar.. Haha! I meant ketchup >_____<
The fish Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 What is Jordons jar =S I'll explain when you're older...
Daniel Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 Haha i tried that tee shirt folding thing! worked a treat i then proceeded to just chuck the tee shirt back in the corner of the room, i'll never fold a tee shirt! thats about as pedantic as ironing your socks
Coolness Bears Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 Oh I tried the T-shirt folding thing to and ended up in a complete mess! I was flipping and flapping and It just didn't work for me. Too confusing :p
Kirkatronics Posted June 10, 2008 Author Posted June 10, 2008 What is Jordons jar =SI think its from before my time, but i remember harribo talking about it. Basically he uses a jar to masturbate in to.
Cube Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 Yes but that isn't an option in restaurants where the bring the bottle out with the meal. I've never actually seen a bottle of ketchup in a restaurant. Only little pouches.
Kirkatronics Posted June 10, 2008 Author Posted June 10, 2008 If a restaurants brings it to you with your meal, its usually full enough anyway.
Shotgun2k Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Try to eat before your weekly shop at your local supermarket. This way, you'll avoid basing your spend on your current cravings, and focus better on what's needed to last you through the week. If you eat a cereal such as bran flakes or wheatabix and add sugar to it, make sure it is added after the milk. The application is more effective in this instance, with more sugar sticking to the cereal, and less being dispersed into the milk. You'll also probably need less sugar. ...more to follow.
Tyson Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Try to eat before your weekly shop at your local supermarket. This way, you'll avoid basing your spend on your current cravings, and focus better on what's needed to last you through the week. If you eat a cereal such as bran flakes or wheatabix and add sugar to it, make sure it is added after the milk. The application is more effective in this instance, with more sugar sticking to the cereal, and less being dispersed into the milk. You'll also probably need less sugar. ...more to follow. You add sugar to Bran Flakes? Corn Flakes I can imagine, but Bran is already so damn good. About the shampoo as shaving cream one, does it work the other way around? I find I'm far more likely to run out of shampoo unexpectedly than I am shaving cream.
Jav_NE Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 I thought you were talking about Jordan's previous acts at first. Sorry Jordan. The thought did occur to me as i typed it, but i couldn't be bothered to try rewording it at Jordans expense. Sorry Jord :p
MoogleViper Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 *sigh* IT NEVER ENDS What the masturbation? I believe you said you've had problems like that beforehand.
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