pedrocasilva Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 I've not had a wank in 7 days, lol. I think its a record for me. Looks up... No records here. Although truth to be told I don't really need it, but it's a good way to pass time, I guess; and at least for me after getting done with that it's easier to hit the sack. but it's not like "OMG I've gotta..." quite the contrary, on days that I'm too busy or have too little time I just forget and can go on like that for a long time. I hope you guys are releasing it in another way though because otherwise is like a testosterone deposit; and that's not a good thing. 5 months and counting. At first glance I thought you meant 5 minutes.
chairdriver Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 5 months and counting. Yeah, but you are likely to actually get sex. Apparently I'm sexually frustrated because I always peel the labels off coke bottles :p
The fish Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 7 days since I decided to stop, not sure how long it was before that, but I reckon I can keep it up, so to speak...
Rummy Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 I've not had a wank in 7 minu-oh shit, nevermind. This thread started grossing even me out a few pages back, yet I kept coming back to it, I feel so dirty. Gotta say, Strider's post was near legendary for a response, made me lol a lot.
Guest Stefkov Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 I've not had a wank in 7 minu-oh shit, nevermind.This thread started grossing even me out a few pages back, yet I kept coming back to it, I feel so dirty. Gotta say, Strider's post was near legendary for a response, made me lol a lot. Is the same for me. I don't know why I keep coming into here. As for the topic on hand. I am so tempted to follow that sentence with it's in my hand right now...
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Apparently I'm sexually frustrated because I always peel the labels off coke bottles :p Yeah, I've heard that too... But with beer bottles. I have never done it! Yes, neither have I!!! wink wink, coughing scarily. *smiles*
Coolness Bears Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Yeah, I've heard that too... But with beer bottles. Yes, neither have I!!! wink wink, coughing scarily. *smiles* Haha! I didn't post before as i didn't think people would believe me! but i honestly haven't
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Haha! I didn't post before as i didn't think people would believe me! but i honestly haven't No matter what you say, I'll never believe it. Everybody masturbates. At least once. Everybody.
Dyson Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 How could anyone do it in public? Surely the mess and the inevitable smell would give you away a bit?
martinist Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 I have never done it! I know you touch yourself at night while thinking of the weighted companion cube. I know because I sit in a dark corner of your bedroom and take pictures. and those pictures get me off.
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 How could anyone do it in public? Surely the mess and the inevitable smell would give you away a bit? Come on, the smell isn't that noticeable. It's rather not noticeable, to be honest!
rokhed00 Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Fleshlight is so weird and sad. Have you seen the 'honey pot'
triforce_keeper Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 How could anyone do it in public? Surely the mess and the inevitable smell would give you away a bit? Hmm, give it a good wash once a day? Or if your talking about cum, I don't really notice the smell...
Beardy Man Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 I bet you could, you should hear what I say on said occasions... but I was just providing an example. Walked in?? Masturbating? No. Having sex? Yes, but it was my house mate, she knows we do it. Having sex with who? your imaginary friend? ou muito tangas ou entao és parolo e nao dizes ao teu amigo que já andas nessa vida!
MoogleViper Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 How could anyone do it in public? Surely the mess and the inevitable smell would give you away a bit? It doesn't smell that much. Only if you put your nose right up to it. I've done it in school a few times. I got dared to so I just did. There were people withing a few feet of me and I didn't get caught.
killthenet Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 I pretended to wank in school once and for the rest of my time at school everyone used to say "You had a wank in history!". It was one of many taunts and bullying attempts that crushed my confidence.
Intensity Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Having sex with who? your imaginary friend? ou muito tangas ou entao és parolo e nao dizes ao teu amigo que já andas nessa vida! Nah I think Oxigen was referring to this beauty -
ReZourceman Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 I pretended to wank in school once and for the rest of my time at school everyone used to say "You had a wank in history!". It was one of many taunts and bullying attempts that crushed my confidence. History is wank.
Beardy Man Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Nah I think Oxigen was referring to this beauty - Nice Rack! Gotta meet her
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 Having sex with who? your imaginary friend? ou muito tangas ou entao és parolo e nao dizes ao teu amigo que já andas nessa vida! Ah-ah, life is full of surprises, heh? :wink: Nah I think Oxigen was referring to this beauty - Eh eh, wrong hair colour.
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted February 21, 2008 Author Posted February 21, 2008 The smell of wanking? Uh...Surely you're referring to your smelly dicks rather than the actual act. :S
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