pedrocasilva Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I've not had a wank in 7 days, lol. I think its a record for me. Looks up... No records here. Although truth to be told I don't really need it, but it's a good way to pass time, I guess; and at least for me after getting done with that it's easier to hit the sack. but it's not like "OMG I've gotta..." quite the contrary, on days that I'm too busy or have too little time I just forget and can go on like that for a long time. I hope you guys are releasing it in another way though because otherwise is like a testosterone deposit; and that's not a good thing. 5 months and counting. At first glance I thought you meant 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 5 months and counting. Yeah, but you are likely to actually get sex. Apparently I'm sexually frustrated because I always peel the labels off coke bottles :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 7 days since I decided to stop, not sure how long it was before that, but I reckon I can keep it up, so to speak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I've not had a wank in 7 minu-oh shit, nevermind. This thread started grossing even me out a few pages back, yet I kept coming back to it, I feel so dirty. Gotta say, Strider's post was near legendary for a response, made me lol a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I have never done it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I've not had a wank in 7 minu-oh shit, nevermind.This thread started grossing even me out a few pages back, yet I kept coming back to it, I feel so dirty. Gotta say, Strider's post was near legendary for a response, made me lol a lot. Is the same for me. I don't know why I keep coming into here. As for the topic on hand. I am so tempted to follow that sentence with it's in my hand right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Apparently I'm sexually frustrated because I always peel the labels off coke bottles :p Yeah, I've heard that too... But with beer bottles. I have never done it! Yes, neither have I!!! wink wink, coughing scarily. *smiles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Yeah, I've heard that too... But with beer bottles. Yes, neither have I!!! wink wink, coughing scarily. *smiles* Haha! I didn't post before as i didn't think people would believe me! but i honestly haven't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Haha! I didn't post before as i didn't think people would believe me! but i honestly haven't No matter what you say, I'll never believe it. Everybody masturbates. At least once. Everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 How could anyone do it in public? Surely the mess and the inevitable smell would give you away a bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I have never done it! I know you touch yourself at night while thinking of the weighted companion cube. I know because I sit in a dark corner of your bedroom and take pictures. and those pictures get me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 How could anyone do it in public? Surely the mess and the inevitable smell would give you away a bit? Come on, the smell isn't that noticeable. It's rather not noticeable, to be honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Fleshlight is so weird and sad. Have you seen the 'honey pot' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Porta Muff, that is genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 How could anyone do it in public? Surely the mess and the inevitable smell would give you away a bit? Hmm, give it a good wash once a day? Or if your talking about cum, I don't really notice the smell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Man Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I bet you could, you should hear what I say on said occasions... but I was just providing an example. Walked in?? Masturbating? No. Having sex? Yes, but it was my house mate, she knows we do it. Having sex with who? your imaginary friend? ou muito tangas ou entao és parolo e nao dizes ao teu amigo que já andas nessa vida! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 How could anyone do it in public? Surely the mess and the inevitable smell would give you away a bit? It doesn't smell that much. Only if you put your nose right up to it. I've done it in school a few times. I got dared to so I just did. There were people withing a few feet of me and I didn't get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killthenet Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I pretended to wank in school once and for the rest of my time at school everyone used to say "You had a wank in history!". It was one of many taunts and bullying attempts that crushed my confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intensity Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Having sex with who? your imaginary friend? ou muito tangas ou entao és parolo e nao dizes ao teu amigo que já andas nessa vida! Nah I think Oxigen was referring to this beauty - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I pretended to wank in school once and for the rest of my time at school everyone used to say "You had a wank in history!". It was one of many taunts and bullying attempts that crushed my confidence. History is wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Man Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Nah I think Oxigen was referring to this beauty - Nice Rack! Gotta meet her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 History is wank. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalcoLombardi Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I did it about 5 hours ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Having sex with who? your imaginary friend? ou muito tangas ou entao és parolo e nao dizes ao teu amigo que já andas nessa vida! Ah-ah, life is full of surprises, heh? :wink: Nah I think Oxigen was referring to this beauty - Eh eh, wrong hair colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 The smell of wanking? Uh...Surely you're referring to your smelly dicks rather than the actual act. :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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