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Lovely Moogle...

You need some lubrication. That or you have a very small asshole XD.

 

To be honest, i've once or twice thought of doing it... but you know, its always creeped me out.

 

Eh.... I know a old c-e male user who has put something in his bumhole.

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So as soon as your mum walked out you stuck your finger up your butt?

 

Every time I read that it makes me laugh out loud. Haha butt.

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Eh.... I know a old c-e male user who has put something in his bumhole.

Apart from Rokkeh getting strap-ons plowed deep, could it be Offerman who used his fist?

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Apart from Rokkeh getting strap-ons plowed deep, could it be Offerman who used his fist?

 

Nope, i am talking about RoadKill.

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Did i bollocks say that. I said i tried, then thought "Nah this ain't working" and never went back there again.

 

You said you managed to get your whole finger up but you didn't enjoy it.

 

So as soon as your mum walked out you stuck your finger up your butt?

 

No I meant I nearly got caught wanking. Only ever tried the arse twice.

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The prostate is up the ass, makes for great orgasms. Wouldn't do it to myself though, that's the job of the other person.

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Why do men have a g-spot up their asses, anyway? Think it's just some kind of design coincidence?

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Yeah but Colin's got a point, eating your own cum? I haven't tried that, and never plan to. Though of it makes me gip.

 

Tastes better fresh, not so nice cold.

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Why do men have a g-spot up their asses, anyway? Think it's just some kind of design coincidence?

 

No. No. God hates us.

 

loves us/ was high.

 

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People finger their ass? Can't say I ever thought of reading that. Cool how you guys are all honest with this, dunno if I would ever tell anyone if I done that!

 

So for the people whos fingered their asses, even felt a piece of crap while doing it?

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So for the people whos fingered their asses, even felt a piece of crap while doing it?

 

Well let's just say I had to wash my finger afterwards...

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Can anyone bend over and give themselves a blowjob?

 

Nope. Tried it a few times but never managed it. I used to be able to lick it.

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Can anyone bend over and give themselves a blowjob?

 

It's meant to be possible if you have a few ribs removed.

It is possible to wank in to your mouth though.

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Can anyone bend over and give themselves a blowjob?

 

Yeah i kinda can. You need a flexible spine though.

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Can anyone bend over and give themselves a blowjob?

 

I think I can, but I never do it though. Just seems too weird for me =P

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What does she think of you giving yourself head?

 

I can't actually give myself head. And she finds it funny that I've actually tried.

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Never tried giving myself head, never want to either. Thats the girlfriends job, which she likes.

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Never tried giving myself head, never want to either. Thats the girlfriends job, which she likes.

 

Or so she says.

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