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Bloody fantastic thread.

 

Lets start at the beginning. I started well before puberty. Disturbingly so...of course I didnt know what I was doing at the time, but as others have mentioned, more bed rubbage than full on sausage skinning.

 

Then around 11 or so I guess It became a hobby/I did it proper like. Due to stating at an early age I got the lucky situation of knowing that one day I would cum, but not knowing when. Twas a very sticky day the first time I did...I seem to remember I was like...holy crap, awesome. Check out this new substance.

 

The obligitary taste n see came one day. Not a great flavour, fairly repulsive thus no point in actually eating the stuff.

 

Around 13 or so till going out with Claire (so approximately the age of 18) I was wanking tonnes...I suppose I was addicted. Realistically a minimum of once or twice a day, usually about 6 times, and then there were "epic nights" the nights when my mum went out, and it was Babe Cast / 10 minute preview, and of course the internet. As I got older and older it just became easier and easier to find quality pornography on tinternet, and thus it was better, but yeah on the average "epic night" it was at least 10-15. As mentioned by someone else, after an epic youd need to wait a few days before you got the urge again. My record must be no more than about 18, where it gets to the point that you dont cum. Fully use supplies.

 

So whats your most ashamed wank moments? My top 3?

 

1) Sister catching me. Ugh...that sucked. She then made jokes everytime she walked into room and sees me to pretend that she'd just caught me wanking, like sigh and tut and walk out. Pretty funny really. She even still does it occasionally.

 

2) Doing the dirty deed at my work experience. (Humpoed a sticky out metal block on the underneath of the desk) Room full of other workers. Cant believe I did that. What a filthy pervert. I was making a calander on the PC of half naked hot models. Ashamed still to this day.

 

3) Mother and Sister browsing Google, and suddenly finding what Id searched for one day (When it comes up with the like prompts). This was when I had embraced my foot fetish, so there was some interesting searches involving that and like....lesbians/cum etc Im sure you can imagine. Never been so embarassed...Was just sitting on the couch and my sister started reading out these search things....I just went bright red and pretty much ran to my room, of course denying the whole thing. My mum was totally cool about it, saying it was natural etc, whilst my sister was disgcusted.

 

 

Heh heh heh.

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Mcoy thinks your sister needs a bit of payback, wait till shes sleeping then dip her hand into a warm bowl of water, that will teach her.

 

you'll be able to call her all sorts of names then

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I was tossing off this morning in the shower and FUCK something happened to my foreskin. I mean, i'm pretty sure i didn't pull it back to much but for some reason, everytime i've gone to the toilet today or felt to urge to wank and had to pull my foreskin down, i'm in incredible pain =[

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Mcoy would say you've just irritated the skin while whacking off, the irritation should go away after one or two days at most three (Mcoy's personal experience), it's probably best to avoid touching said region until it's not painful as masturbating will probably make it worse, if you're still in pain after a few days then Mcoy would suggest talking to a parent, if that's too embarrassing then perhaps see a doctor in privacy.

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3) Mother and Sister browsing Google, and suddenly finding what Id searched for one day (When it comes up with the like prompts). This was when I had embraced my foot fetish, so there was some interesting searches involving that and like....lesbians/cum etc Im sure you can imagine. Never been so embarassed...Was just sitting on the couch and my sister started reading out these search things....I just went bright red and pretty much ran to my room, of course denying the whole thing. My mum was totally cool about it, saying it was natural etc, whilst my sister was disgcusted.

 

 

Heh heh heh.

 

HOLY CHRIST! That would be my worst nightmare...But ofcourse that just had to happen to someone! :D. Respect to you for going through that.

 

I was tossing off this morning in the shower and FUCK something happened to my foreskin. I mean, i'm pretty sure i didn't pull it back to much but for some reason, everytime i've gone to the toilet today or felt to urge to wank and had to pull my foreskin down, i'm in incredible pain =[

 

One thing I thank my parents for: Circumcision.

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Okay.......

 

Anyway; I think as you get older it's not really very tabooey at all, and over time I think it is less and less...With guys at least.

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Having a foreskin is made of win.

 

A foreskinned willy looks hilarious and horrendous at the same time. Looks like your cock got bashed in. :P

 

Though some people claim 'foreskins' get more pleasure from sex, but are liable to contract diseases more easily.

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Reading through this thread I've come to the conclusion that most people wank far more often than I do.

 

Maybe I've got a shit sex drive or something?

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Eh, there are physical conditions that may prevent women from having orgasms. Don't be too quick to say things when you're not sure about them.

 

Having said that, I'm pretty sure my problem -is- psychological. But even then, that is not "my fault". It's not like I can simply press a button and it'll work. I'd been sexually interested and experimenting before the age of 12 already, and it's not like I said to myself then "hey this might not work, so maybe I shouldn't do it?". I've only lost interest a couple of years ago, at the same time my sexual interest started to fade (which is probably related to the anorgasmia).

 

The only thing that might be able to help me is psychological sex therapy, since I can't do this on my own or even with the help of a partner. But therapy is not something that will happen until I live alone; my parents (and their health care company) have nothing to do with this.

 

 

Anyway, please continue your wank talk all.

 

 

I am a very attractive guy, and always horny. I will let you have sex with me if you want to come to the UK. I guarantee orgasms.

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Reading through this thread I've come to the conclusion that most people wank far more often than I do.

 

Maybe I've got a shit sex drive or something?

 

Might be ChairDriver :confused:

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Reading through this thread I've come to the conclusion that most people wank far more often than I do.

 

Maybe I've got a shit sex drive or something?

 

i can't help feeling maybe they wank too much? 14..times a day? intense =O

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i can't help feeling maybe they wank too much? 14..times a day? intense =O

 

14 times a day! :eek::wtf:

I only do it once a week :red:

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Well my record is 8. I could pass it if I wanted, but I can't be arsed. I am about to wank in a few mins, just looking for the ideal anal sex porn, and I'll be away. :)

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14 times a day! :eek::wtf:

I only do it once a week :red:

 

look at ReZ's posts, i don't do 14 a day, i don't have it in me, i barely bother nowadays (same reason as shorty)

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look at ReZ's posts, i don't do 14 a day, i don't have it in me, i barely bother nowadays (same reason as shorty)

 

I didnt think you were talking about yourself DomCJ.

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I've never been caught. My dad came in for a cable once, then whatever I was browsing one day, one of the websites from the past thatg I used to browse, when I had a crappy bed and table combo thing. Anyway that just appeared on the screen while i was reaching under the desk for the cable.

That's the only time I've ever felt embarrased by it.

That and whenever my dad says anything about computers I just expect porn to come up, usually it does..

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I think my parents know not to look on my laptop.

 

I mean, what good is a laptop for if not to keep large amounts of dirty pics?

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Well my record is 8. I could pass it if I wanted, but I can't be arsed. I am about to wank in a few mins, just looking for the ideal anal sex porn, and I'll be away. :)

 

Finished. :) Just watched a girl finger herself on webcam. Was pretty good.

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