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One girl congratulated me on how long I could last, I congratulated her on giving a shit handjob.
She probably was congratulating you on not moaning "Oh, Please! No More, Please!!" (not of pleasure, although she might have thought it was) like the previous guys.

 

There has to be a pattern for her to be able to congratulate.

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Bit too strong tbh and I very much doubt u have had a handjob from a girl, like ever :heh:

 

Always the wrong place, can hurt and they put all their energy in the wrong areas. One girl congratulated me on how long I could last, I congratulated her on giving a shit handjob.

 

Dear lord you need to get yourself a better girl! :heh:

 

I can understand first timers...I mean nobody tends to know what they are doing, I certainly didn't!

 

Though I've heard stories of girls actually blowing when giving a blowjob...apprently quite painful? :indeed:

 

haha jordan that's something we didn't need to know, but of well.

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Bit too strong tbh and I very much doubt u have had a handjob from a girl, like ever :heh:

 

Think again. :wink:

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My girlfriend wasn't brutal. Quite the opposite. She was scared of it. Pretty much just stroked it.

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Bit too strong tbh and I very much doubt u have had a handjob from a girl, like ever :heh:

 

:bowdown: Hell yeah...! made me laugh:laughing:

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Though I've heard stories of girls actually blowing when giving a blowjob...apprently quite painful? :indeed:

Jesus Christ.

 

I don't even want to imagine that.

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Ohhh dear XD.

 

Blowjobs are quite difficult to do i'd imagine, i mean... making sure your teeth don't scrape.

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Though I've heard stories of girls actually blowing when giving a blowjob...apprently quite painful? :indeed:

 

painful yes. deadly - no!!

but if a guy were to do that to a girl - they could DIE!!!! :eek:

 

Yes, it's a true but very rare occurrence. When air is blown or forced directly into a vagina — without allowing any air to escape — an air embolism (the abnormal presence of air in the cardiovascular system) could form, which can be fatal. Women who are more at risk for this unlikely possibility are those whose pelvic vessels are enlarged (meaning, increased blood supply to the vagina) due to a condition such as trauma and possibly pregnancy. So, if a very large amount of air were to be blown or forced into their vaginal canals, it's possible that the air could enter their bloodstream, causing a blockage in a blood vessel. As a result, some of these women, perhaps including the pregnant women's fetus, may experience complications. In extraordinary cases, some of these women (and the fetus) may die if the embolism travels to the heart or lungs.

The answer, my friend, is not blowin' in the women.

GAAAH!!!! @____@

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painful yes. deadly - no!!

but if a guy were to do that to a girl - they could DIE!!!! :eek:

 

 

GAAAH!!!! @____@

 

What a fun sexy time for women all across the world :yay:

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painful yes. deadly - no!!

but if a guy were to do that to a girl - they could DIE!!!! :eek:

 

The answer, my friend, is not blowin' in the women.

GAAAH!!!! @____@

Who'd blow into a woman? only if the guy is too used to baloon sex doll's.

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Who'd blow into a woman? only if the guy is too used to baloon sex doll's.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I see what your doing buddie!!!

 

that was a subliminal to you oxigen waste

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painful yes. deadly - no!!

but if a guy were to do that to a girl - they could DIE!!!! :eek:

 

 

GAAAH!!!! @____@

 

 

HAHAH oh bluey you make me chuckle on a horrible monday morning! :heart:

 

haha Jordan it's not that difficult! :heh:

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Who'd blow into a woman? only if the guy is too used to baloon sex doll's.

 

I've done it, makes for some great fanny farts.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I see what your doing buddie!!!

 

that was a subliminal to you oxigen waste

 

Aye, I could tell. ^^

 

But now seriously... why blow?? It seems rather pointless, if you ask me.

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Aye, I could tell. ^^

 

But now seriously... why blow?? It seems rather pointless, if you ask me.

 

haha for some reason girls seem to think blowjob should be taken literally...how they think this I don't know...there's enough sex ed and porn out there :indeed:

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But now seriously... why blow?? It seems rather pointless, if you ask me.
I see, you have one of the newer self-inflating models? like those hitech tents.
haha good point!

 

I frankly have no idea..

because it eventually... blows up, from the inside?

 

just a wild guess though, I agree it's quite stupid; I mean, even if it was due to this it would meant it was like... explosive?

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